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day 2 vibrance wakes up thirsty from gettin high all last night.she has no cash left so goes outside and licks a puddle  whats 4 dinner she grunts to herself...hmmm im sure i saw the little shits over the road have a maccy ds lastnight...so she runs over narrowly escaping being jumped on by a rat and hops over their back garden fence to check out the family bin.
and there we have it 8 boxes from macdonalds frantically vibrance rips open everyone of them shovin any left over chips and wot not down her filthy bra she must remember to wash that soon she runs off back to her humble abode and slurps n slops all her feast down and finishes off with one great big burp...........................then a great big fart
she was so excited it was the best meal shed had in ages she just popped outside to have another lick of the puddle and started looking up to the sky asking her god what should she do with the rest of the day???????? |
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| Ploppy wrote: | | with dg, yes. |
And I missed it?! 
Any chance you could give me a bit of notice for these things? A girl needs leg shaving time!  |
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Vibrance
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| politician wrote: | day 2 vibrance wakes up thirsty from gettin high all last night.she has no cash left so goes outside and licks a puddle whats 4 dinner she grunts to herself...hmmm im sure i saw the little shits over the road have a maccy ds lastnight...so she runs over narrowly escaping being jumped on by a rat and hops over their back garden fence to check out the family bin.
and there we have it 8 boxes from macdonalds frantically vibrance rips open everyone of them shovin any left over chips and wot not down her filthy bra she must remember to wash that soon she runs off back to her humble abode and slurps n slops all her feast down and finishes off with one great big burp...........................then a great big fart
she was so excited it was the best meal shed had in ages she just popped outside to have another lick of the puddle and started looking up to the sky asking her god what should she do with the rest of the day???????? |
hehe...popped outside to have another lick at a puddle..haha! |
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Asiya
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:14 am Post subject: |
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| hehe! good for you vibes...I bet the scottish rain water is fresh n tasty chuck! |
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politician
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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vibrance decides on going for a stroll over the hills at the back of her caravan shes squatting in...
shes almost knee high in mud but she loves it shes at one with nature she skips along hugging a few trees along the way.her head starts to itch she begins to wonder if its the blue paint or lice
she then spots some animals grazing in a field at first she talks to a cow and tries to make friends with it...she needs all the mates she can get hee hee,after a while she starts to feel angry that this cow doesnt agree with her and if her friends dont agree with her 24-7 she wants to slaughter them...so she looks this cow up n down n thinks  this could make me a few kebabs .................. |
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Vibrance
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:18 am Post subject: |
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i didnt realise that i was so graceful when skipping.....the trees love me though, thats the main thing hehe
oh and its probably lice....havent washed in like 3 years....and my bedding is a tattie sack and straw .... |
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Vibrance
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| Asiya wrote: | | hehe! good for you vibes...I bet the scottish rain water is fresh n tasty chuck! |
hehe yes and it keeps my teeth clean (ish) - since im a dirty gypo....i dont own a toothbrush!
go figure! |
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Asiya
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:21 am Post subject: |
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hehe! but you could always use siwak...man that stuff polishes up the teeth proper! I'm amazed! its like twigs...I'll send you some pal!
No chemicals in your puddles...just make sure you drink enough milk though...there is no calcium added!!! |
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Asiya
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:23 am Post subject: |
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[quote="Vibrance"]i didnt realise that i was so graceful when skipping.....the trees love me though, thats the main thing hehe
oh and its probably lice....havent washed in like 3 years....and my bedding is a tattie sack and straw ....[/quote]
aww bless, I'd get a couple of sheep skins for the winter lass, they can be bitter...
(you can have mutton soup made with the tatties n rainwater! |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:25 am Post subject: |
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back on with the show!!!
the cow looks really tasty even tho vibrance had earlier turned into a vegan freak
she is now slavering n droolingand smacking her dry crusty lips |
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Vibrance
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| Asiya wrote: | hehe! but you could always use siwak...man that stuff polishes up the teeth proper! I'm amazed! its like twigs...I'll send you some pal!
No chemicals in your puddles...just make sure you drink enough milk though...there is no calcium added!!! |
ooh twigs as toothbrush....hey! im really getting back to the basics eh?....tattie sack as bed cover, straw as mattress, skipping and hugging trees, slaughtering cows with my bare hands for disagreeing with me...rummaging in folks bins to lick empty mcdonalds cartons, licking puddles, lice, blue paint poured over my head ......primeval goddess me! |
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Vibrance
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:29 am Post subject: |
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| politician wrote: | back on with the show!!!
the cow looks really tasty even tho vibrance had earlier turned into a vegan freak
she is now slavering n droolingand smacking her dry crusty lips |
 im not a vegan freak...am i?...fuckin hell, even i have gypo limitations - can i change my mind? |
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Asiya
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:36 am Post subject: |
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Sorry but the macdonalds just doesn't fir in with the picture!   Loses it sense of 'atmosphere'...can't I visit? Be the ol beggar woman selling her siwaks for a bowl of mutton soup...did you make the meat halal???? I could have leaves from the hedgerows in my woollen scarf wrapped around my mead...
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:40 am Post subject: |
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| Asiya wrote: | Sorry but the macdonalds just doesn't fir in with the picture! Loses it sense of 'atmosphere'...can't I visit? Be the ol beggar woman selling her siwaks for a bowl of mutton soup...did you make the meat halal???? I could have leaves from the hedgerows in my woollen scarf wrapped around my mead...
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as long as you dont mind kipping with the sheep - no room in my caravan ...then yeh!....bring the whole family hehe.....
ok break over for me - have to go back to study....bye for now |
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politician
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:41 am Post subject: |
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the maccy ds does fit in as the neighbouring kids had it 4 tea and no sorry there is no halal here 
anyway after dribbling so much dreaming of munching away on this tasty cow vibrance uses the shitty twig that her mate asyia gave her!btw i have tried that twig n i think its silly but it does work herbal shite lol
vibrance uses the twig and makes a bow and arrow out of it she stabs the cow right in the heart n it keels over....
she drags it and hides it behind a tree for now as she now starts to get really excited at her new idea of having a bonfire bbq all of her very own its gonna b fantastic |
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Asiya
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:17 am Post subject: |
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| well thanx for that! it was a warm tale and no mistake! |
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its getting to mid afternoon now vibrance is busy collecting bonfire wood in an old tatty sheet shes wrapped round her back ,she goes to and fro to her little area shes cleared to have her cow fest later on
around 6 pm she lights the fire and has a home made spit going with the cow on
she decides she really needs some beers so tells the local kids to tell their parents they are all welcome to come to her bbq and to bring a bottle some of the teenagers bring boomboxes n put the tunes on the parents turn up with beer as they dont wanna offend the gypo incase she puts bad karma on then so they all eat the cow and get very pissed dancing round the bonfire singin aye aye yippeee yippee ayeee singin aye aye yippeee yippeee ayeeeeeeee..........when its time for bed vibrance staggers back to her van and theresa note sayin where the fuks my cow bitch pinned onto the door vibrance thinks i will deal with that tomorrow n falls asleep |
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SGT Yarbles
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:49 am Post subject: |
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| politician wrote: | its getting to mid afternoon now vibrance is busy collecting bonfire wood in an old tatty sheet shes wrapped round her back ,she goes to and fro to her little area shes cleared to have her cow fest later on
around 6 pm she lights the fire and has a home made spit going with the cow on
she decides she really needs some beers so tells the local kids to tell their parents they are all welcome to come to her bbq and to bring a bottle some of the teenagers bring boomboxes n put the tunes on the parents turn up with beer as they dont wanna offend the gypo incase she puts bad karma on then so they all eat the cow and get very pissed dancing round the bonfire singin aye aye yippeee yippee ayeee singin aye aye yippeee yippeee ayeeeeeeee..........when its time for bed vibrance staggers back to her van and theresa note sayin where the fuks my cow bitch pinned onto the door vibrance thinks i will deal with that tomorrow n falls asleep |
slow day at work polly? |
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politician
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:57 am Post subject: |
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| very fuckin slow think its stopped as long as my wages aint i wont complain |
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politician
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| 150 views this story is about to become bigger perhaps i should get it published dayz in the life of a gypo |
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politician
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| or DAYZ IN DA HOOD |
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politician
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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where is everyone  |
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politician
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| u could tell i kept gettin bothered ..title was meant to say a day in the life of vibrance |
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politician
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| well i was gonna carry on with this 4 a laugh but after todays sick posts i feel sick and ill and dont think i will bother |
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