[gdkool]

I'll start then somebody else continues where i left off.
Member 2 writes a line or two and then lets member 3 continue etc.

A bloke with no name walks into a nightclub and up to the bar, sitting next to a jessica Rabbit look alike, he begins to chat her up but she surprises him by

[politician]

saying pooh u stink

[gdkool]

now was that because of the green steam coming from his

[DirtyGirl]

ears which was ever so slightly offputting but a definite sign that he could perhaps breathe through them which would come in handy when

[Bombasticspastic]

DirtyGirl sat on his face; her desire to achieve, a much-talked-about-and-highly-desired, but alas, annoyingly elusive multi-orgasm

[maccy]

rippled through her but
when she realised she was being watched
by half the punters she

[Bombasticspastic]

quickly opened her handbag; and, whipping out a trowel, started to slap on the slap

[maccy]

beacause lo and behold who
should be standing there with pure malice in her eyes
was none other than

[Bombasticspastic]

the queen mother; recently disinterred, and looking decidedly under the weather; and, in need of a stiff

[KillerK]

rogering up the backside and

[Bombasticspastic]

a colonic irrigation session with a length of hose pipe, she’d up to then, used to siphon love juice from polo ponies