Ten Wanking questions?

lycan-moon · Joined: 29 Mar 2009 Posts: 1

10 yrs old, when they explained all in sex ed class

8 times

left handed ( i'm right handed ) palm over the top of the shaft with fingers wrapped round shaft.

when i achieved a bouble orgasm

a shop cellar

always use some lubrication

surrounded by older men wanking over me ( you did ask ! )

yes by my dad when i was about 13, he just told me not to be late for school and left the room.

to continue wanking well into old age .

turevenad · Joined: 28 Mar 2009 Posts: 9

Gammi · Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 16302 Location: Guest

turevenad · Joined: 28 Mar 2009 Posts: 9

Gammi · Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 16302 Location: Guest

turevenad · Joined: 28 Mar 2009 Posts: 9

Gammi · Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 16302 Location: Guest

turevenad · Joined: 28 Mar 2009 Posts: 9

upanddown · Joined: 22 Apr 2009 Posts: 1

Age when you had your first wank?
12

Most amount of wanks in one day?
4 or 5

Are you a Workplace wanker?
Im at school but i wank there

Favorite wanking technniques?
Fist

Most memorable wank?
I had a really long orgasm

Strangest place you've had a wank?
School

Wanking tips?
Just before you cum, grab ur dick really tight and the orgasm is immense

Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Porn, thinking of having sex with people

Ever been caught having a wank?
No

Wanking ambitions for the future?
A machine that makes u wank inside ur pants

teaboy · Joined: 28 Apr 2009 Posts: 1 Location: East Anglia

Age when you had your first wank?
15

Most amount of wanks in one day?
4

Are you a Workplace wanker?
Nope

Favorite wanking technniques?
Just the usual

Most memorable wank?
None spring out

Strangest place you've had a wank?
mate's car

Wanking tips?
Whatever feels good lol

Ever been caught having a wank?
Nearly but never rly

Wanking ambitions for the future?
Just doing it more!!

weered · Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 26503 Location: Scotlandia..

gump1376 · Joined: 24 Apr 2009 Posts: 767 Location: Shef. Vegas baby!

Age when you had your first wank?
7 (does playing with it in front of a girl the same age count?)

Most amount of wanks in one day?
I'd say about 8

Are you a Workplace wanker?
um... I plead the fifth

Favorite wanking technniques?
I like to use as many toys as possible. Maybe have someone watch. Using the feet can be interesting too, but my FAVORITE is "the stranger."

Most memorable wank?
realizing I left my window open when I lived on the front ground floor room on a busy street. Very Happy

That was funny!

Strangest place you've had a wank?
airplane. Me, Palm-ele, and Manwela (manual) all joined the mile high club!

Wanking tips?
Toys! Use your imagination, the sky's the limit on this one.

Ever been caught having a wank?
See previous question.

Wanking ambitions for the future?
Getting a fit bird to do it for me so I can be lazy.

Come&GetIt · Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 1

Age when you had your first wank? 13, but had a blowie at age of 7

Most amount of wanks in one day? About 12

Are you a Workplace wanker? No

Favorite wanking technniques? Use a Tight Hand, thump your balls

Most memorable wank? First one was special

Strangest place you've had a wank? Leeds City Markets Toilets

Wanking tips? Practice makes a man perfect

Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? A few lasses

Ever been caught having a wank? Nope

Wanking ambitions for the future? Stop wanking, ......fulfill all sex needs by having the full experience (with a fit lass) every time in need of sex

pauline hanson the 6th · Joined: 12 Mar 2009 Posts: 5226

pauline hanson the 6th · Joined: 12 Mar 2009 Posts: 5226

jelly1 · Joined: 08 May 2009 Posts: 1

Age when you had your first wank?
12

Most amount of wanks in one day?
5

Are you a Workplace wanker?
sumtimes

Favorite wanking technniques?
sitting on my hand

Most memorable wank?
with my mate under the covers

Strangest place you've had a wank?
morrisons

Wanking tips?
sit on your hand till it goes num

Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
red tube

Ever been caught having a wank?
never

Wanking ambitions for the future?
more adventoures

Gammi · Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 16302 Location: Guest

DOBBY HOUSE ELF · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:21 am Post subject: WANKING ANSWERS

1 3YEARS OLD

2. 10

3. DAILY

4. YES WORK PLACE WANKER

5. RAPE AT BOY SCOUT CAMP WAS YANKED OFF THE TOILET BY 4.

6. ON A TOILET RIM IN BURNED OUT HOUSE

7. WOMEN BATHROOM IN HIGH SCHOOL

8. NO PORN NEEDED

9. HEAVY WEIGHTED TOILET SEAT WITH KY LOVE AT FIRST THRUST

10. BY MOM

I AM IN MY 40'S AND STILL WANK 5 TIMES A DAY AND MORE

DOBBY HOUSE ELF · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 9:48 am Post subject: MY AGE

I WAS BORN IN 1965. IN 1968 MOM FOUND ME WANKING IN MY BED, SHE PICKED ME UP OUT MY BED AND TOOK ME INTO THE TOILET. HER INSTRUCTIONS WERE: THIS IS WHERE YOU DO THAT I AM NOW 44 YEARS OLD.

DOBBY HOUSE ELF · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:15 am Post subject: DOES MOMMY CLEAN IT UP

YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU ARE A CHILD AND THE THIRD OF THREE CHILDREN WHEN SHE WAS 47 YEARS OLD YES SHE CLEANED UP MY MESS UNTIL I WAS OLD ENOUGH, TO CARE FOR MY NEEDS. WANKING IS PART OF TOILET TRAINING!

SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT. THE QUESTION WAS WERE YOU EVER BEEN FOUND WANKING YES I WAS CAUGHT AT 3 YEARS OLD IN MY BED WANKING. I ATTENDED HIGH SCHOOL IN PERTH AUSTRALIA. THE ONE THING I LEARNED IT THAT MOST BRITS AND AUSSIES ARE FAR BETTER EDUCATED THEN THE UNITED STATES. I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THAT. THE LAST TWO REMARKS ARE SHOWING THAT YOU HAVE NOT GRADUATED FROM SAND BOX (PRE-SCHOOL) AS AN ADULT.

delmontebanana · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:54 am Post subject:

Age when you had your first wank?
12

Most amount of wanks in one day?
4

Are you a Workplace wanker?
Ex-workplace wanker, I'm all cleaned up now at work.

Favorite wanking technniques?
Posh ones

Most memorable wank?
Too many to pick from, probably one in the bath tub.

Strangest place you've had a wank?
On an aeroplane

Wanking tips?
For the best wanks, try and not wank for a week then unload as many times as you can one evening. Fantastic.

Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
porntube / torrents

Ever been caught having a wank?
Aged 13, in front of pc in my room, pants down to ankles, mum comes in with a glass of juice...

Wanking ambitions for the future?
Aiming for once an hour.

FletchLives · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:04 am Post subject:

[quote="delmontebanana"]Age when you had your first wank?
11

Most amount of wanks in one day?
Hmmm, not sure but I did re-sprain my wrist

Are you a Workplace wanker?
The sinks in the Ladies toilets - very splashable

Favorite wanking technniques?
Hanging from a door like Michael Hutchence

Most memorable wank?
In the Ladies changing rooms at Miss Selfridge

Strangest place you've had a wank?
In the romance section of the local Library

Wanking tips?
Try using a velvet glove

Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Any 'Roy of the Rovers' annuals

Ever been caught having a wank?
By a Policeman in a public toilet

Wanking ambitions for the future?
Trying out for the 2012 Olympics freestyle wanking event

bowler · Joined: 23 May 2009 Posts: 2

bowler · Joined: 23 May 2009 Posts: 2

Age when you had your first wank? 10

Most amount of wanks in one day? 10

Are you a Workplace wanker? yes

Favorite wanking technniques? grabbing ur cock from behind with lube or spit and then squeeze.

Most memorable wank? the first

Strangest place you've had a wank? Bowling alley

Wanking tips? lube spit

Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? porn nd in a changing room with girlfriend

Ever been caught having a wank? no

Wanking ambitions for the future? go longer more cum