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duel
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Location: somewhere lowering the tone
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| Sid the sexist wrote: | | Ever been caught having a wank? Yes, it was terrible. I was a novice wanker and made all the ooh and Ah noises to see if that would make it any better. Unfortunately my mum heard and came to investigate..... |
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Kentucky Fried Mars Bar
Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: BEHIND YOU!!!!
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| Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 11:13 am Post subject: |
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Sneaky mothers eh?
That's no how I remember ma ain scenario tho
Sneaky bitch scudded ma lug an gi me a complete lecture on blasphemy and self-abuse
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duel
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Location: somewhere lowering the tone
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| Really? My Mum showed me how to do it properly. Best day of my life. |
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Kentucky Fried Mars Bar
Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: BEHIND YOU!!!!
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| I bet yer mum wasnae a complete munter like mine |
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Gammi
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 16302
Location: Guest
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| Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:34 pm Post subject: Re: DOES MOMMY CLEAN IT UP |
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| DOBBY HOUSE ELF wrote: | YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU ARE A CHILD AND THE THIRD OF THREE CHILDREN WHEN SHE WAS 47 YEARS OLD YES SHE CLEANED UP MY MESS UNTIL I WAS OLD ENOUGH, TO CARE FOR MY NEEDS. WANKING IS PART OF TOILET TRAINING!
SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT. THE QUESTION WAS WERE YOU EVER BEEN FOUND WANKING YES I WAS CAUGHT AT 3 YEARS OLD IN MY BED WANKING. I ATTENDED HIGH SCHOOL IN PERTH AUSTRALIA. THE ONE THING I LEARNED IT THAT MOST BRITS AND AUSSIES ARE FAR BETTER EDUCATED THEN THE UNITED STATES. I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THAT. THE LAST TWO REMARKS ARE SHOWING THAT YOU HAVE NOT GRADUATED FROM SAND BOX (PRE-SCHOOL) AS AN ADULT. |
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cg9999
Joined: 27 May 2009
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Age when you had your first wank?
10
Most amount of wanks in one day?
8
Are you a Workplace wanker?
no
Favorite wanking technniques?
full hand
Most memorable wank?
when being wanked by gf
Strangest place you've had a wank?
swimming pool in private villa
Wanking tips?
try diffeent speeds
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
porm
Ever been caught having a wank?
no
Wanking ambitions for the future? |
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Humm
Joined: 27 May 2009
Posts: 3
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Age when you had your first wank?
8 or so...
Most amount of wanks in one day?
8 - 10
Are you a Workplace wanker?
Does it have to be my work place 
Favorite wanking technniques?
edging...
Most memorable wank?
In tesco down in youghal - funny out.
Strangest place you've had a wank?
Eh school count?
Wanking tips?
Slow n steady
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Megan Fox 
Ever been caught having a wank?
Yup - asked if they wanted to join in
Wanking ambitions for the future?
Megan fox doing it for me |
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weered
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 26503
Location: Scotlandia..
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| Humm wrote: | Age when you had your first wank?
8 or so...
Most amount of wanks in one day?
8 - 10
Are you a Workplace wanker?
Does it have to be my work place
Favorite wanking technniques?
edging...
Most memorable wank?
In tesco down in youghal - funny out.
Strangest place you've had a wank?
Eh school count?
Wanking tips?
Slow n steady
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Megan Fox
Ever been caught having a wank?
Yup - asked if they wanted to join in
Wanking ambitions for the future?
Megan fox doing it for me |
go get em tiger grrr.. why does thi swanking thread always attract peeps we never see again.. Wanking in Tesco ..wowsa... |
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Monsieur Elegance
Joined: 24 May 2009
Posts: 332
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rinldi12
Joined: 01 Jun 2009
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[quote="landrov"][quote="Sid the sexist"]Age when you had your first wank?
10
Most amount of wanks in one day?
2 or 3
Are you a Workplace wanker?
no
Favorite wanking technniques?
fast wanking
Most memorable wank?
with my girlfriend
Strangest place you've had a wank?
at my friends house
Wanking tips?
dont get caught, and have fun think of some you love. and think there right there about to have sex with you
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
i dont konw
Ever been caught having a wank?
nope
Wanking ambitions for the future?
for my girlfriend to do it for me or give me a blowjob |
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pauline hanson the 6th
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 5226
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| Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:24 am Post subject: Re: DOES MOMMY CLEAN IT UP |
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| DOBBY HOUSE ELF wrote: | YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU ARE A CHILD AND THE THIRD OF THREE CHILDREN WHEN SHE WAS 47 YEARS OLD YES SHE CLEANED UP MY MESS UNTIL I WAS OLD ENOUGH, TO CARE FOR MY NEEDS. WANKING IS PART OF TOILET TRAINING!
SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT. THE QUESTION WAS WERE YOU EVER BEEN FOUND WANKING YES I WAS CAUGHT AT 3 YEARS OLD IN MY BED WANKING. I ATTENDED HIGH SCHOOL IN PERTH AUSTRALIA. THE ONE THING I LEARNED IT THAT MOST BRITS AND AUSSIES ARE FAR BETTER EDUCATED THEN THE UNITED STATES. I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THAT. THE LAST TWO REMARKS ARE SHOWING THAT YOU HAVE NOT GRADUATED FROM SAND BOX (PRE-SCHOOL) AS AN ADULT. |
hahahaha you're a fuckin headcase!
FAIL! |
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$waby
Joined: 02 Jun 2009
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Age when you had your first wank?
12
Most amount of wanks in one day?
3
Are you a Workplace wanker?
i go to schooland i do it in the toilets
Favorite wanking technniques?
none
Most memorable wank?
when my friend was wanking me
Strangest place you've had a wank?
school
Wanking tips?
its better with lube
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
being tied up
Ever been caught having a wank?
no
Wanking ambitions for the future?
no |
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mattm67
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
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Age when you had your first wank?
About 11
Most amount of wanks in one day?
6
Are you a Workplace wanker?
No
Favorite wanking technniques?
Don't know, just do it lol
Most memorable wank?
In my room, sooo good!!
Strangest place you've had a wank?
Outside
Wanking tips?
Use spit if you want
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Porn
Ever been caught having a wank?
Yes by my Mum
Wanking ambitions for the future?
Not really lol |
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skippychick
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 940
Location: gorgie
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| wen u say ur ''goin 2 training'' wot exacly ar u guys doin? |
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Lex Diamonds
Joined: 15 Jan 2009
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| skippychick wrote: | | wen u say ur ''goin 2 training'' wot exacly ar u guys doin? |
wanking , violently. |
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Humm
Joined: 27 May 2009
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| weered wrote: | | Humm wrote: | Age when you had your first wank?
8 or so...
Most amount of wanks in one day?
8 - 10
Are you a Workplace wanker?
Does it have to be my work place
Favorite wanking technniques?
edging...
Most memorable wank?
In tesco down in youghal - funny out.
Strangest place you've had a wank?
Eh school count?
Wanking tips?
Slow n steady
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Megan Fox
Ever been caught having a wank?
Yup - asked if they wanted to join in
Wanking ambitions for the future?
Megan fox doing it for me |
go get em tiger grrr.. why does thi swanking thread always attract peeps we never see again.. Wanking in Tesco ..wowsa... |
Yah jax of tesco. Was seeing this one down their - to early on to go for it so had to relieve myself somehow Of course then the cleaning staff came in......and i left awh i still crack up when i think of it. |
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saladin101
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Feckler
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| saladin101 wrote: | | SEND ME PICS |
best post ever. |
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BristolKitten
Joined: 21 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:38 pm Post subject: :oops: check my profile |
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-Jim-
Joined: 13 Feb 2009
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Location: In Leith
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| Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Feckler wrote: | | saladin101 wrote: | | SEND ME PICS |
best post ever. |
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they'llneverknow
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right excuse this if it isnt great, tbh i dont know why im posting, just drawn in from readin the rest i guess
Age when you had your first wank?
late months of being 11 (only 13 now so not that hard to remember)
Most amount of wanks in one day?
erm.. high teens.. may of stretched into early 20's.. waaay too much free time
Are you a Workplace wanker?
still in school, alas no
Favorite wanking technniques?
just the basic one
Most memorable wank?
erm..one last week.. held it off and made it last an hour before i really couldnt any more and put it everywhere and ruined the sheets 
and theres the time i jerked with a mate before (we kept to our own though ) hard to forget..
Strangest place you've had a wank?
in the back seat of my parents car.. was gettin very late and theyd gone into the shops for 10 mins, was another one in hotel room in bed next to em..
Wanking tips?
if you wanna try and stop and wanna get a hobby, dont do cricket! something about catching peoples balls rubbing them against my legs and knocking over their stumps just isnt what you want when cuttin back 
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
just get somethin in my head of a couple of girls i like and everythin, ya know
Ever been caught having a wank?
er.. by both parents on seperate occasions 2 days ago..and a couple of times before that
Wanking ambitions for the future?
get a real nice gf and let her do the work? bit lazy? hmm..
anyways hope i havent bored you all to death with my first comment here (gotta admit im another who joined for this thread  ) laters all  |
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Leia
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| they'llneverknow wrote: | right excuse this if it isnt great, tbh i dont know why im posting, just drawn in from readin the rest i guess
Age when you had your first wank?
late months of being 11 (only 13 now so not that hard to remember)
Most amount of wanks in one day?
erm.. high teens.. may of stretched into early 20's.. waaay too much free time
Are you a Workplace wanker?
still in school, alas no
Favorite wanking technniques?
just the basic one
Most memorable wank?
erm..one last week.. held it off and made it last an hour before i really couldnt any more and put it everywhere and ruined the sheets
and theres the time i jerked with a mate before (we kept to our own though ) hard to forget..
Strangest place you've had a wank?
in the back seat of my parents car.. was gettin very late and theyd gone into the shops for 10 mins, was another one in hotel room in bed next to em..
Wanking tips?
if you wanna try and stop and wanna get a hobby, dont do cricket! something about catching peoples balls rubbing them against my legs and knocking over their stumps just isnt what you want when cuttin back
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
just get somethin in my head of a couple of girls i like and everythin, ya know
Ever been caught having a wank?
er.. by both parents on seperate occasions 2 days ago..and a couple of times before that
Wanking ambitions for the future?
get a real nice gf and let her do the work? bit lazy? hmm..
anyways hope i havent bored you all to death with my first comment here (gotta admit im another who joined for this thread ) laters all |
You're a 13 year old who uses 'alas.'
Good work. |
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uk_dave
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Age when you had your first wank?
1st proper wank at about 11 but had been having orgasms whilst swarming up poles since about 7 (didnt know what it was - just liked it)
Most amount of wanks in one day? 7 to 10
Are you a Workplace wanker? sometimes
Favorite wanking technniques? making it last over an hour
Most memorable wank? into a sleeping girls mouth
Strangest place you've had a wank? on a bus, driving 80mph in a car, on a plane, on a beach, in the sea, in a sauna, in a jacuzzi with girls sat opposite not knowing what i was doing, in the kitchen, on a balcony, up a tree, inside one of the worlds biggest Van de graffe generators during an outage, inside an uncmmissioned nuclear reactor hall, in a radioactive laboratory, in a public swimming pool (but not to completion) into the knickers in a laundry basket at somones house when i bought a bed out of the newspaper, into stockings in the laundry basket of the house I am currently living in (but whilst I was viewing it with the estate agent before buying it), into the face cream jar at the solarium, onto a teabag at a hotel on my stag doo, stood at a lathe wearing overalls with no pockets, in a peep show booth, in a one on one peep show with the girl watching, on a hotel bed with 3 girls, in a steam room, in a changing room that only came up to my shoulders (whilst looking at the women walking around the shop and they could see my face) plus a street toilet in amsterdam with a similar setup, in an outdoor spa on holiday up to my neck in the water whilst looking at 2 topless girls, in the cinema, on the roof terace of a villa,
Wanking tips? tense your thighs for a quick one
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? see above
Ever been caught having a wank? not sure
Wanking ambitions for the future? to wank off a bridge or building and see it actually land on a girl / girls without them knowing |
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weered
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
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Location: Scotlandia..
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| Leia wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | right excuse this if it isnt great, tbh i dont know why im posting, just drawn in from readin the rest i guess
Age when you had your first wank?
late months of being 11 (only 13 now so not that hard to remember)
Most amount of wanks in one day?
erm.. high teens.. may of stretched into early 20's.. waaay too much free time
Are you a Workplace wanker?
still in school, alas no
Favorite wanking technniques?
just the basic one
Most memorable wank?
erm..one last week.. held it off and made it last an hour before i really couldnt any more and put it everywhere and ruined the sheets
and theres the time i jerked with a mate before (we kept to our own though ) hard to forget..
Strangest place you've had a wank?
in the back seat of my parents car.. was gettin very late and theyd gone into the shops for 10 mins, was another one in hotel room in bed next to em..
Wanking tips?
if you wanna try and stop and wanna get a hobby, dont do cricket! something about catching peoples balls rubbing them against my legs and knocking over their stumps just isnt what you want when cuttin back
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
just get somethin in my head of a couple of girls i like and everythin, ya know
Ever been caught having a wank?
er.. by both parents on seperate occasions 2 days ago..and a couple of times before that
Wanking ambitions for the future?
get a real nice gf and let her do the work? bit lazy? hmm..
anyways hope i havent bored you all to death with my first comment here (gotta admit im another who joined for this thread ) laters all |
You're a 13 year old who uses 'alas.'
Good work. |
I agree.. pretty sophisticated for one so young
wanking puts years on you...... |
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they'llneverknow
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
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| weered wrote: | | Leia wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | right excuse this if it isnt great, tbh i dont know why im posting, just drawn in from readin the rest i guess
Age when you had your first wank?
late months of being 11 (only 13 now so not that hard to remember)
Most amount of wanks in one day?
erm.. high teens.. may of stretched into early 20's.. waaay too much free time
Are you a Workplace wanker?
still in school, alas no
Favorite wanking technniques?
just the basic one
Most memorable wank?
erm..one last week.. held it off and made it last an hour before i really couldnt any more and put it everywhere and ruined the sheets
and theres the time i jerked with a mate before (we kept to our own though ) hard to forget..
Strangest place you've had a wank?
in the back seat of my parents car.. was gettin very late and theyd gone into the shops for 10 mins, was another one in hotel room in bed next to em..
Wanking tips?
if you wanna try and stop and wanna get a hobby, dont do cricket! something about catching peoples balls rubbing them against my legs and knocking over their stumps just isnt what you want when cuttin back
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
just get somethin in my head of a couple of girls i like and everythin, ya know
Ever been caught having a wank?
er.. by both parents on seperate occasions 2 days ago..and a couple of times before that
Wanking ambitions for the future?
get a real nice gf and let her do the work? bit lazy? hmm..
anyways hope i havent bored you all to death with my first comment here (gotta admit im another who joined for this thread ) laters all |
You're a 13 year old who uses 'alas.'
Good work. |
I agree.. pretty sophisticated for one so young
wanking puts years on you...... |
naw just a smart kid i guess i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what |
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