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naw just a smart kid i guess  i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what  |
Are you really 13?!?!?!?!
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they'llneverknow
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| Gammi wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: |
naw just a smart kid i guess i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what |
Are you really 13?!?!?!?!
*backs away* |
yup, and another 6 months till that changes, and dont be scared of me, i dont bite.. just knibble a little  |
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Gammi
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| they'llneverknow wrote: | | Gammi wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: |
naw just a smart kid i guess i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what |
Are you really 13?!?!?!?!
*backs away* |
yup, and another 6 months till that changes, and dont be scared of me, i dont bite.. just knibble a little |
 ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm 20 years older than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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they'llneverknow
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| Gammi wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | | Gammi wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: |
naw just a smart kid i guess i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what |
Are you really 13?!?!?!?!
*backs away* |
yup, and another 6 months till that changes, and dont be scared of me, i dont bite.. just knibble a little |
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm 20 years older than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
kiddin kiddin, hoping to be a taken guy soon ^^ anyways school time... so soon, catch you later guys  |
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johnst
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| they'llneverknow wrote: | | Gammi wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | | Gammi wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: |
naw just a smart kid i guess i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what |
Are you really 13?!?!?!?!
*backs away* |
yup, and another 6 months till that changes, and dont be scared of me, i dont bite.. just knibble a little |
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm 20 years older than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
kiddin kiddin, hoping to be a taken guy soon ^^ anyways school time... so soon, catch you later guys |
Oh dear god, when i think back to what i was like at that age |
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Gammi
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kiddin kiddin, hoping to be a taken guy soon ^^ anyways school time... so soon, catch you later guys |
Have a good one pumpkin |
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lucie-lou
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Gammi
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I think it's his physical age  |
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weered
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| they'llneverknow wrote: | | weered wrote: | | Leia wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | right excuse this if it isnt great, tbh i dont know why im posting, just drawn in from readin the rest i guess 
Age when you had your first wank?
late months of being 11 (only 13 now so not that hard to remember)
Most amount of wanks in one day?
erm.. high teens.. may of stretched into early 20's.. waaay too much free time
Are you a Workplace wanker?
still in school, alas no
Favorite wanking technniques?
just the basic one
Most memorable wank?
erm..one last week.. held it off and made it last an hour before i really couldnt any more and put it everywhere and ruined the sheets 
and theres the time i jerked with a mate before (we kept to our own though  ) hard to forget..
Strangest place you've had a wank?
in the back seat of my parents car.. was gettin very late and theyd gone into the shops for 10 mins, was another one in hotel room in bed next to em..
Wanking tips?
if you wanna try and stop and wanna get a hobby, dont do cricket! something about catching peoples balls rubbing them against my legs and knocking over their stumps just isnt what you want when cuttin back
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
just get somethin in my head of a couple of girls i like and everythin, ya know
Ever been caught having a wank?
er.. by both parents on seperate occasions 2 days ago..and a couple of times before that
Wanking ambitions for the future?
get a real nice gf and let her do the work? bit lazy? hmm..
anyways hope i havent bored you all to death with my first comment here (gotta admit im another who joined for this thread ) laters all |
You're a 13 year old who uses 'alas.'
Good work. |
I agree.. pretty sophisticated for one so young
wanking puts years on you...... |
naw just a smart kid i guess i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what |
ha ha
nah yer alright young man
I know quite a few long words myself ...
and ermmm I'm not even going to get into a conversation about wanking with a 13 year old ... eeekkkkkkkk
my son is older than you oh and he doesn't wank ... |
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Alejandro
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| kevinl522 wrote: | Age when you had your first wank?
9 or 10 I think
Most amount of wanks in one day?
17
Are you a Workplace wanker?
yes
Favorite wanking technniques?
girl panties can be scratchy when there juice goes dry so I lick the crusty bit til it goes sticky and slippery
then nice for wank
Most memorable wank?
in a lady lingerie shop I thrust into rail of panties until I finished then ran out of shop
Strangest place you've had a wank?
pet cemetary, my housemate wardrobe when she sleeping,
Wanking tips?
try not to do wanking near a school
they dont like it
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
silk pantie pushed up girls bottom then around my penis
Ever been caught having a wank?
never
Wanking ambitions for the future?
keep wanking |
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cc_bells
Joined: 13 Jun 2008
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| weered wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | | weered wrote: | | Leia wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | right excuse this if it isnt great, tbh i dont know why im posting, just drawn in from readin the rest i guess
Age when you had your first wank?
late months of being 11 (only 13 now so not that hard to remember)
Most amount of wanks in one day?
erm.. high teens.. may of stretched into early 20's.. waaay too much free time
Are you a Workplace wanker?
still in school, alas no
Favorite wanking technniques?
just the basic one
Most memorable wank?
erm..one last week.. held it off and made it last an hour before i really couldnt any more and put it everywhere and ruined the sheets
and theres the time i jerked with a mate before (we kept to our own though ) hard to forget..
Strangest place you've had a wank?
in the back seat of my parents car.. was gettin very late and theyd gone into the shops for 10 mins, was another one in hotel room in bed next to em..
Wanking tips?
if you wanna try and stop and wanna get a hobby, dont do cricket! something about catching peoples balls rubbing them against my legs and knocking over their stumps just isnt what you want when cuttin back
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
just get somethin in my head of a couple of girls i like and everythin, ya know
Ever been caught having a wank?
er.. by both parents on seperate occasions 2 days ago..and a couple of times before that
Wanking ambitions for the future?
get a real nice gf and let her do the work? bit lazy? hmm..
anyways hope i havent bored you all to death with my first comment here (gotta admit im another who joined for this thread ) laters all |
You're a 13 year old who uses 'alas.'
Good work. |
I agree.. pretty sophisticated for one so young
wanking puts years on you...... |
naw just a smart kid i guess i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what |
ha ha
nah yer alright young man
I know quite a few long words myself ...
and ermmm I'm not even going to get into a conversation about wanking with a 13 year old ... eeekkkkkkkk
my son is older than you oh and he doesn't wank ... |
 tats made my cheeks hurty! |
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Canook
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try not to do wanking near a school
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Thanks for the tip. |
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weered
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| cc_bells wrote: | | weered wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | | weered wrote: | | Leia wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | right excuse this if it isnt great, tbh i dont know why im posting, just drawn in from readin the rest i guess
Age when you had your first wank?
late months of being 11 (only 13 now so not that hard to remember)
Most amount of wanks in one day?
erm.. high teens.. may of stretched into early 20's.. waaay too much free time
Are you a Workplace wanker?
still in school, alas no
Favorite wanking technniques?
just the basic one
Most memorable wank?
erm..one last week.. held it off and made it last an hour before i really couldnt any more and put it everywhere and ruined the sheets
and theres the time i jerked with a mate before (we kept to our own though ) hard to forget..
Strangest place you've had a wank?
in the back seat of my parents car.. was gettin very late and theyd gone into the shops for 10 mins, was another one in hotel room in bed next to em..
Wanking tips?
if you wanna try and stop and wanna get a hobby, dont do cricket! something about catching peoples balls rubbing them against my legs and knocking over their stumps just isnt what you want when cuttin back
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
just get somethin in my head of a couple of girls i like and everythin, ya know
Ever been caught having a wank?
er.. by both parents on seperate occasions 2 days ago..and a couple of times before that
Wanking ambitions for the future?
get a real nice gf and let her do the work? bit lazy? hmm..
anyways hope i havent bored you all to death with my first comment here (gotta admit im another who joined for this thread ) laters all |
You're a 13 year old who uses 'alas.'
Good work. |
I agree.. pretty sophisticated for one so young
wanking puts years on you...... |
naw just a smart kid i guess i know longer more complicated words if you ever get a desire for them ^^
now that would be something to find out wouldnt it weered? can't help but feel jealous of the scientist who would get to do that for a week as a job... workplace wanks or what |
ha ha
nah yer alright young man
I know quite a few long words myself ...
and ermmm I'm not even going to get into a conversation about wanking with a 13 year old ... eeekkkkkkkk
my son is older than you oh and he doesn't wank ... |
tats made my cheeks hurty! |
ha ha
I mean really eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww city
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Miss Bitch
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my son is older than you oh and he doesn't wank ... |
Really? How do you know? |
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weered
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| Miss Bitch wrote: | | weered wrote: |
my son is older than you oh and he doesn't wank ... |
Really? How do you know? |
I don't...
But he's a good lad .. he would never subject my head to that thought...
* puts fingers in ears *
la la la la la |
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they'llneverknow
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back from school, not for long, and yeah im actually 13 (my mental age is..high)
wanna update my new strangest place... in science class with a mate watching earlier even i was impressed i didnt get caught apart from my best mate, but tbh we've jerked together before so he didnt care ^^ erm...what else? ya know, anyone up for some more talk or anythin? lil bored tbh, and got dentist soon so could do with somethin to make me smile.. |
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weered
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| they'llneverknow wrote: | back from school, not for long, and yeah im actually 13 (my mental age is..high)
wanna update my new strangest place... in science class with a mate watching earlier even i was impressed i didnt get caught apart from my best mate, but tbh we've jerked together before so he didnt care ^^ erm...what else? ya know, anyone up for some more talk or anythin? lil bored tbh, and got dentist soon so could do with somethin to make me smile.. |
you're older than 13..
oh the dentist eh
remember fatalities are in the minority really ... |
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they'llneverknow
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| weered wrote: | | they'llneverknow wrote: | back from school, not for long, and yeah im actually 13 (my mental age is..high)
wanna update my new strangest place... in science class with a mate watching earlier even i was impressed i didnt get caught apart from my best mate, but tbh we've jerked together before so he didnt care ^^ erm...what else? ya know, anyone up for some more talk or anythin? lil bored tbh, and got dentist soon so could do with somethin to make me smile.. |
you're older than 13..
oh the dentist eh
remember fatalities are in the minority really ... |
yeah.. just hate injections..and no.. im really 13 anyway gtg now and then got cricket soon after so may be tomorrow or after till i post here.. see ya later dont be doin what i wouldnt.. oh yeah... |
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denis the dentist
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| they'llneverknow wrote: | back from school, not for long, and yeah im actually 13 (my mental age is..high)
wanna update my new strangest place... in science class with a mate watching earlier even i was impressed i didnt get caught apart from my best mate, but tbh we've jerked together before so he didnt care ^^ erm...what else? ya know, anyone up for some more talk or anythin? lil bored tbh, and got dentist soon so could do with somethin to make me smile.. |
Is your older sister dropping you off again?
be sure she comes in this time. |
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Ian_B
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Age when you had your first wank? I've always played with my cock.
Most amount of wanks in one day? I cannot remember
Are you a Workplace wanker? No
Favorite wanking technniques? With the gusset of a worn pair of panties wrapped around my cock
Most memorable wank? At my parents with a pair of my mom's worn panties. It was my 200th wank of that year. I wanted a special wank for that milestone
Strangest place you've had a wank? On a train. I had just rummaged through a young woman's suitcase during the time she went to the buffet car to get herself a drink.
Wanking tips? Never feel guilty about doing it.
Favourite wanking material/Fantasy? Panties of any material/Creaming the panties belonging to a neighbour's daughter
Ever been caught having a wank? Yes, in a sleeping car compartment by the steward.
Wanking ambitions for the future? Just plenty more of the same |
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T-Dogg
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Randomly found this thread whilst surfing the web, so thought I'd join up and give my input
Age when you had your first wank?
Age 10, though I discovered way before then that things rubbing against my dick would give me an orgasm (or 'nice tingly feeling' as I used to think of it)
Most amount of wanks in one day? 6
Are you a Workplace wanker? Yes, I'd also say most people who answer that with a 'no' are liars.
Favorite wanking technniques? Just using my palm and 4 fingers.
Most memorable wank? OK, true story....once whilst I was on the phone to an ex girlfriend in my bedroom, the conversation got a little 'heated'. I had been twiddling a piece of Blu Tack inbetween my finger and thumb as I first answered the phone (can't remember why) and when me and my girlfriend started talking dirty to each other and decided to have a wank, as I was sitting on my bed at the time, I stuck the Blu Tack to my forehead to free up my right hand. A few minutes later, I heard my mum coming up the stairs with a cup of tea for me so I quickly pulled up my pants before she walked in, and told my girlfriend to be quiet for a mo, thinking that we could carry on when my mum had left the room. However, when she walked in, my mum gave me a strange look and said 'Why the hell have you got a piece of Blu Tack stuck to your head?'. My girlfriend heard this burst out laughing on the other end of the phone and the moment was well and truly killed 
Strangest place you've had a wank? Swimming pool changing rooms, nothing really exciting.
Wanking tips? Enjoy it and don't be ashamed of it. Everyone does it.
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? Vaginal 'creampie' vids, handjob vids, vids of girls swallowing lots of cum all at once.
Ever been caught having a wank? Yeah, by my sister I pulled my pants up quick, she pretended she hadn't seen anything and we never mentioned it again. Also once woke up my ex-wife who was lying next to me in bed at the time, she just told me to go into the other room to finish myself off because I was disturbing her sleep
Wanking ambitions for the future? To keep doing it and keep enjoying it |
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-Jim-
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daisy_darling
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| T-Dogg wrote: | Randomly found this thread whilst surfing the web, so thought I'd join up and give my input
Age when you had your first wank?
Age 10, though I discovered way before then that things rubbing against my dick would give me an orgasm (or 'nice tingly feeling' as I used to think of it)
Most amount of wanks in one day? 6
Are you a Workplace wanker? Yes, I'd also say most people who answer that with a 'no' are liars.
Favorite wanking technniques? Just using my palm and 4 fingers.
Most memorable wank? OK, true story....once whilst I was on the phone to an ex girlfriend in my bedroom, the conversation got a little 'heated'. I had been twiddling a piece of Blu Tack inbetween my finger and thumb as I first answered the phone (can't remember why) and when me and my girlfriend started talking dirty to each other and decided to have a wank, as I was sitting on my bed at the time, I stuck the Blu Tack to my forehead to free up my right hand. A few minutes later, I heard my mum coming up the stairs with a cup of tea for me so I quickly pulled up my pants before she walked in, and told my girlfriend to be quiet for a mo, thinking that we could carry on when my mum had left the room. However, when she walked in, my mum gave me a strange look and said 'Why the hell have you got a piece of Blu Tack stuck to your head?'. My girlfriend heard this burst out laughing on the other end of the phone and the moment was well and truly killed
Strangest place you've had a wank? Swimming pool changing rooms, nothing really exciting.
Wanking tips? Enjoy it and don't be ashamed of it. Everyone does it.
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? Vaginal 'creampie' vids, handjob vids, vids of girls swallowing lots of cum all at once.
Ever been caught having a wank? Yeah, by my sister I pulled my pants up quick, she pretended she hadn't seen anything and we never mentioned it again. Also once woke up my ex-wife who was lying next to me in bed at the time, she just told me to go into the other room to finish myself off because I was disturbing her sleep
Wanking ambitions for the future? To keep doing it and keep enjoying it |
Literate and entertaining. Don't disappear !! |
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norton
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been wanking as long as I can remember.first wank with spunk was aged 11.
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I have wanked at work.
I like to pull my cock and play with my left nipple until the point of orgasm and then push a finger against my pee slit as I squirt.
my first one aged 11,it scared me and facinated me in equal measure.
not wanked in a strange place but have wanked in public places and wife has wanked me in the pub.
try resting your balls on something cold as you squirt off,a porcelin sink is ideal. This makes my orgasm very intense!!
I love to see and think about females dressed in short skirts showing off their knickers in public,better still if they are bare underneath the skirt. gets me off every time.
yes,aged 15 in hospital,I had had a minor op and on the night before I was discharged I was placed in a private room,I was having a pull when a middle aged auxillary nurse walked into the room and caught me cock in hand lol
i would love to join a group of like minded males for mutual masturbation fun.I am not gay but I like to see others wanking their willies and I like to be seen wanking mine. |
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weered
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| DirtyGirl wrote: | | I love how this thread keep reappearing! |
ha ha me too.. and usually folks post here and disappear never to be seen again
which is a shame..
c'mon happy wankers hang around a while...
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