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ihatefrogs87
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
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Location: wolverhampton
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age was 9
6 wanks in a day
not wanked at work
when wifes mom finshed me off
yes got caught by wifes mom she helped me out
strangest place wifes moms liveig room
wanking tips use lube and rubber glove |
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k_lifter
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 7030
Location: Don't watch tv - the mind has no firewall.
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| Quote: | | Age when you had your first wank? |
12ish
| Quote: | | Most amount of wanks in one day? |
Fucking loads -- 7-8-9-10-11 ?!? Having seriously high test levels, being at home bored - the devil makes work for idle hands, as they say.
| Quote: | | Are you a Workplace wanker? |
Once or twice when I was allot younger.
| Quote: | | Favorite wanking technniques? |
Use the other hand.
| Quote: | | Most memorable wank? |
Over my girlfriends tits - that was awesome.
| Quote: | | Strangest place you've had a wank? |
In the back of a transit van when I was about 14
Use the other hand, or shoot your load over you birds tits.
| Quote: | | Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? |
I don't know why, a bird bent-over a desk does it for me, dressed like a secretary.
| Quote: | | Ever been caught having a wank? |
Fuck yeah  two -three times.
| Quote: | | Wanking ambitions for the future? |
Wank into someone I hates pint - not a sexual thing - more a grim revenge thing. |
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sagat
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 69
Location: West side of Leeds
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It is quite shocking how early u guys did it  (as early as ten  ) my first encounter was when i was 20. |
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sagat
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 69
Location: West side of Leeds
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| when i was 10 i did not even know what wanking was all about to be honest. was playing around like every normal 10yrd old |
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sexpert
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Posts: 439
Location: London
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[quote="sagat"]when i was 10 i did not even know what wanking was all about to be honest. was playing around like every normal 10yrd old [/quote]
i saw my cousins wanking when i was around 5 or 6, and did myself when i was 12. |
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k_lifter
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 7030
Location: Don't watch tv - the mind has no firewall.
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| I think I was about ten can't really remember. You'll find that age to be most common, as it's the age larger quantities of testosterone enters the blood. |
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widget
Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 219
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| Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:33 pm Post subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
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| DirtyGirl wrote: | | Sid the sexist wrote: | Age when you had your first wank? 22
Most amount of wanks in one day? lost count
Are you a Workplace wanker? yup
Favorite wanking technniques? wet ones
Most memorable wank? last nights
Strangest place you've had a wank? on the bus but it was an orgasm more than a wank!
Wanking tips? good background music
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? my imagination
Ever been caught having a wank? yup
Wanking ambitions for the future? to do it often |
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you're all missing out - wanking at work is great!!!!!!!!! |
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skater_paul
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 8745
Location: Portsmouth
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| Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:15 pm Post subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
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Age when you had your first wank? 9
Most amount of wanks in one day? 17
Are you a Workplace wanker?been known to
Favorite wanking technniques?basic
Most memorable wank?over my teacher when doing a lay down exercise
Strangest place you've had a wank? classroom floor
Wanking tips? when u cum point it away from you
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? in my mind
Ever been caught having a wank? yep
Wanking ambitions for the future? more less less jerk |
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conolly92
Joined: 07 Jun 2007
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Age when you had your first wank? 12 id say
Most amount of wanks in one day? 6 r 7 gud day
Are you a Workplace wanker?stil in skul nd no b4 ye ask
Favorite wanking technniques?DANGER WANK... wait until ur just abou 2 cum den shout ou MUM!!! CM HERE WIL YE!! nd den ye av 2 rush wi de clean up nd all!!gets de adrenalin flowin!!
Most memorable wank?at a borin concert in de toilets!!!
Strangest place you've had a wank? me m8s toilet
Wanking tips? try de freezer ting 2 make ur hand numb!!
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? dis outrageously sxc pic of me m8!!
Ever been caught having a wank? yep
Wanking ambitions for the future? hit duble figures 4 one day |
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Sweet_Jesus
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2277
Location: Formerly of Nazareth but get about a bit more now thanks to low cost airlines
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| conolly92 wrote: | Age when you had your first wank? 12 id say
Most amount of wanks in one day? 6 r 7 gud day
Are you a Workplace wanker?stil in skul nd no b4 ye ask
Favorite wanking technniques?DANGER WANK... wait until ur just abou 2 cum den shout ou MUM!!! CM HERE WIL YE!! nd den ye av 2 rush wi de clean up nd all!!gets de adrenalin flowin!!
Most memorable wank?at a borin concert in de toilets!!!
Strangest place you've had a wank? me m8s toilet
Wanking tips? try de freezer ting 2 make ur hand numb!!
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? dis outrageously sxc pic of me m8!!
Ever been caught having a wank? yep
Wanking ambitions for the future? hit duble figures 4 one day |
Hmm
Well, that was certainly quite an entrance into this forum, to dig up this thread, and tell us all about your techniques!
What do you do for an encore?  
Go back to your homework now!   |
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Bagofants
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 294
Location: Birmingham
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Age when you had your first wank? 10
Most amount of wanks in one day? 100, all dry orgasms, when I was still 10!
Are you a Workplace wanker?nope
Favorite wanking technniques?Getting someone else to do it for me.
Most memorable wank?Floating belly down in the Dead Sea.
Strangest place you've had a wank? The Dead Sea (They say it's getting saltier!)
Wanking tips? Use a condom and lube for that authentic feel.
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? Photo of SP
Ever been caught having a wank? Nope
Wanking ambitions for the future? Get lots of people to do it for me  |
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QMS
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 2908
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| Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:43 am Post subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
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Are you a Workplace wanker?been known to
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Since when have you EVER had a job???? |
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Gammi
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 16302
Location: Guest
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| Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:29 am Post subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
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Age when you had your first wank? - around 14 I think
Most amount of wanks in one day? - urr, 15 :opps:
Are you a Workplace wanker? - occasionally - if I'm horny I just have to!
Favorite wanking technniques? - relax, think about fantasy for a while and when my clit is throbbing, take it from there. Ususlly don't have the time though!!!
Most memorable wank? - most of them!
Strangest place you've had a wank? - while working on the tills at waitrose (actually while working on the till!!)
Wanking tips? - Let me do it for you 
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? - The master of the house (1900's) calls a maid to his room as she's been naughty, he pulls down her bloomers and starts to spank her bottom, he notices she is enjoying it and starts to gently massage her clit....
Ever been caught having a wank? - Oh my yes!!!
Wanking ambitions for the future?[/quote] to do a lot more (preferabley with someone else with me!) |
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sexual-irish-stu
Joined: 21 May 2007
Posts: 56
Location: Ireland
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Age when you had your first wank?
Probably aorund 13....late bloomer
Most amount of wanks in one day?
Probably only about 4, ive never been into quantity, more into quality.
Are you a Workplace wanker?
No, if I ever got caught it would just be a fooking nightmare.
Favorite wanking technniques?
Long slow wanks, taking a good long time until your cock is aching to explode, standing up just before you cum can be good as well (if youve been sitting), tried the finger up my arse bit as well for the male g-spot, which can be pretty good, but tricky to execute
Most memorable wank?
Probably first one followed by first handjob and then I had a amazing phonesex wank one time with a woman in the States, she was talking dirty to me while her husband wanked off onto her face He thought that I didnt know he was doing so (if you see what I mean). Also had some great phonesex wanks with a net friend in the US as she was getting shagged. 
Strangest place you've had a wank?
30,000 feet up in a plane.
Wanking tips?
Slow and steady build up, make it last.
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Anything involving stockings/lingerie etc  Fantasy would be a 3some with a neighbour and her daughter (all legal before you say anything).
Ever been caught having a wank?
No but its been very very very close sometimes.
Wanking ambitions for the future?
A good regular phonesex partner in the UK, US calls are costing me a fortune.
Byeeeee |
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midder
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 7589
Location: Somewhere deep in the wilds of Jockland
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| iots far too personal to answer |
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skryer
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
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Location: Obscurity
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| sexual-irish-stu wrote: | tried the finger up my arse bit as well for the male g-spot, which can be pretty good, but tricky to execute
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Thanks for sharing that bit!   |
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midder
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
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Location: Somewhere deep in the wilds of Jockland
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| skryer wrote: | | sexual-irish-stu wrote: | tried the finger up my arse bit as well for the male g-spot, which can be pretty good, but tricky to execute
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Thanks for sharing that bit! |
Didnt think wanking thread were your thing?? |
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skryer
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
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Location: Obscurity
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| midder wrote: | | skryer wrote: | | sexual-irish-stu wrote: | tried the finger up my arse bit as well for the male g-spot, which can be pretty good, but tricky to execute
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Thanks for sharing that bit! |
Didnt think wanking thread were your thing?? |
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seKENT
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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Age when you had your first wank? 8
Most amount of wanks in one day? 7
Are you a Workplace wanker? yes
Favorite wanking technniques? lube or condom
Most memorable wank? with my sexy female friend as she wanked next to me
Strangest place you've had a wank? walking home from school
Wanking tips? use lube, spit if necersarry
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? getting fucked by some dirty local whore
Ever been caught having a wank? constantly
Wanking ambitions for the future? want to be filmed wanking and kumming over a big fat set of tits |
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Tenjo5
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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chriscummer
Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 15
Location: S.London
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| Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:48 am Post subject: shake your hand YUCK! after you have been wanking NO TY!! |
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| Sid the sexist wrote: | Age when you had your first wank? About 10. As soon as they told me about it in school.
Most amount of wanks in one day? I'd say it was about 5, maybe 6. I would have been about 14 at the time and highly wankative.
Are you a Workplace wanker? No, never wanked at work.
Favorite wanking technniques? I sometimes tickle my balls while wanking and have a special technique where I pinch the tip of the foreskin between my index finger and thumb just as I cum then vigourously rub the side of the helmet with the other 3 fingers. (Really livens up the orgasm)
Most memorable wank? I can't remember where, but it was very intense. It was like I could feel the jizz coming from the balls right till it shot out. Boy, what a wank!
Strangest place you've had a wank? Primrose Hill at about 2 in the morning.
Wanking tips? Go for it. You won't go blind.
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? Having my schoolteacher sit on my face. She was a bit perverted, I think, but that fantasy always gets me going.
Ever been caught having a wank? Yes, it was terrible. I was a novice wanker and made all the ooh and Ah noises to see if that would make it any better. Unfortunately my mum heard and came to investigate.....
Wanking ambitions for the future? I want wanking to become an olympic sport and then hopefully I will wank for Britain. Everyone will give me the recognition I deserve and will want to shake my hand. |
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BCD
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
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Age when you had your first wank?
12
Most amount of wanks in one day?
5
Are you a Workplace wanker?
No, but I wanked at school once.
Favorite wanking technniques?
full hand grip
Most memorable wank?
...........erm..............
Strangest place you've had a wank?
In Sainsburys car park
Wanking tips?
Dont be ashamed!
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
An old teacher/mature women (ie 40-50 years of age)
Ever been caught having a wank?
Nope
Wanking ambitions for the future?
To cut down!! |
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sim
Joined: 30 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
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| Sid the sexist wrote: | Age when you had your first wank? 9 y/o.
Most amount of wanks in one day?
8
Are you a Workplace wanker?
yep
Favorite wanking technniques?
finger up the hole.
Most memorable wank?
N/A
Strangest place you've had a wank?
tesco car park
Wanking tips?
stick your finger up your bum.
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
lke to watch lesbians.
Ever been caught having a wank?
yes
Wanking ambitions for the future? |
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skater_paul
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
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Location: Portsmouth
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:09 pm Post subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
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| sim do u like cock up ya ass |
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sim
Joined: 30 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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| skater_paul y r u offering. |
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