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healthy_lemon
 
 


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:59 pm    Post subject: fart tax Reply with quote

well, it could happen!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:45 pm    Post subject: Re: fart tax Reply with quote

healthy_lemon wrote:
well, it could happen!
better to wear something to catch them and transfer to storage tanks and use to generate power like in that film thunderpants
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healthy_lemon
 
 


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Re: fart tax Reply with quote

imlooking wrote:
healthy_lemon wrote:
well, it could happen!
better to wear something to catch them and transfer to storage tanks and use to generate power like in that film thunderpants


big hoover in a cow shed ?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:37 pm    Post subject: Re: fart tax Reply with quote

healthy_lemon wrote:
well, it could happen!
if they did i would be broke all the time Crying or Very sad
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healthy_lemon
 
 


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:37 pm    Post subject: Re: fart tax Reply with quote

imlooking wrote:
healthy_lemon wrote:
well, it could happen!
if they did i would be broke all the time Crying or Very sad


how about a tax on foods that produce farting in humans then Laughing

Bean's, cabbage any others ?
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ToXiC WaStE DuMp
 
 


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:17 pm    Post subject: Re: fart tax Reply with quote

[quote="healthy_lemon"][quote="imlooking"][quote="healthy_lemon"]well, it could happen![/quote]if they did i would be broke all the time Crying or Very sad[/quote]

how about a tax on foods that produce farting in humans then Laughing

Bean's, cabbage any others ?[/quote]






Healthy lemon, Stop it at once.

I’m beginning to fancy you for some unknown reason.

They did try not so long ago to tax the farmers because their cows were adding a chemical imbalance to the environment, but it was dashed very quickly because people caught-on to the bullshit.

As for human farting……well………………..I think its all hot air.




Global bollocks…………….you’ve known all along it doesn’t make sense.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:09 am    Post subject: Re: fart tax Reply with quote

healthy_lemon wrote:
imlooking wrote:
healthy_lemon wrote:
well, it could happen!
if they did i would be broke all the time Crying or Very sad


how about a tax on foods that produce farting in humans then Laughing

Bean's, cabbage any others ?
that wouldnt be fair as not everyone farts after eating cabbage.
breathing through your mouth causes more farts as you tend to swallow air.

www.heptune.com/farts.html - 108k -
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the beak
 
 


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

do fish fart?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My goldfish used to do it all the time! You'd see a little bubble come out of his anus and stay there, trapped in the mucus of a long string of poop.
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the beak
 
 


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MickHartley wrote:
My goldfish used to do it all the time! You'd see a little bubble come out of his anus and stay there, trapped in the mucus of a long string of poop.
so no smell then Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leeks really make me fart, apparently they are a good cleanser and fertilizer for the bowel.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wonder what colour farts are
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medousa
 
 


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think they are a mixture of colours, some are brown, some green and some a sort of custard yellow colour!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

medousa wrote:
Leeks really make me fart, apparently they are a good cleanser and fertilizer for the bowel.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlxr6mCmbf0 Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the beak wrote:
medousa wrote:
Leeks really make me fart, apparently they are a good cleanser and fertilizer for the bowel.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlxr6mCmbf0 Very Happy


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