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healthy_lemon

Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 3112 Location: Þýñýé
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject: fart tax |
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| well, it could happen! |
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imlooking Guest
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:45 pm Post subject: Re: fart tax |
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| healthy_lemon wrote: | | well, it could happen! | better to wear something to catch them and transfer to storage tanks and use to generate power like in that film thunderpants |
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healthy_lemon

Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 3112 Location: Þýñýé
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject: Re: fart tax |
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| imlooking wrote: | | healthy_lemon wrote: | | well, it could happen! | better to wear something to catch them and transfer to storage tanks and use to generate power like in that film thunderpants |
big hoover in a cow shed ? |
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imlooking Guest
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:37 pm Post subject: Re: fart tax |
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| healthy_lemon wrote: | | well, it could happen! | if they did i would be broke all the time  |
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healthy_lemon

Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 3112 Location: Þýñýé
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject: Re: fart tax |
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| imlooking wrote: | | healthy_lemon wrote: | | well, it could happen! | if they did i would be broke all the time  |
how about a tax on foods that produce farting in humans then
Bean's, cabbage any others ? |
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ToXiC WaStE DuMp

Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 413
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:17 pm Post subject: Re: fart tax |
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[quote="healthy_lemon"][quote="imlooking"][quote="healthy_lemon"]well, it could happen![/quote]if they did i would be broke all the time [/quote]
how about a tax on foods that produce farting in humans then
Bean's, cabbage any others ?[/quote]
Healthy lemon, Stop it at once.
I’m beginning to fancy you for some unknown reason.
They did try not so long ago to tax the farmers because their cows were adding a chemical imbalance to the environment, but it was dashed very quickly because people caught-on to the bullshit.
As for human farting……well………………..I think its all hot air.
Global bollocks…………….you’ve known all along it doesn’t make sense. |
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imlooking Guest
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:09 am Post subject: Re: fart tax |
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| healthy_lemon wrote: | | imlooking wrote: | | healthy_lemon wrote: | | well, it could happen! | if they did i would be broke all the time  |
how about a tax on foods that produce farting in humans then
Bean's, cabbage any others ? | that wouldnt be fair as not everyone farts after eating cabbage.
breathing through your mouth causes more farts as you tend to swallow air.
www.heptune.com/farts.html - 108k - |
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the beak

Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 3286 Location: varys between heaven,earth and hell
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| do fish fart? |
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MickHartley
Joined: 03 Mar 2008 Posts: 9
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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| My goldfish used to do it all the time! You'd see a little bubble come out of his anus and stay there, trapped in the mucus of a long string of poop. |
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the beak

Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 3286 Location: varys between heaven,earth and hell
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| MickHartley wrote: | | My goldfish used to do it all the time! You'd see a little bubble come out of his anus and stay there, trapped in the mucus of a long string of poop. | so no smell then  |
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medousa

Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 2429 Location: looking at computer
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Leeks really make me fart, apparently they are a good cleanser and fertilizer for the bowel. |
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the beak

Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 3286 Location: varys between heaven,earth and hell
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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| i wonder what colour farts are |
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medousa

Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 2429 Location: looking at computer
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| I think they are a mixture of colours, some are brown, some green and some a sort of custard yellow colour!!!! |
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the beak

Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 3286 Location: varys between heaven,earth and hell
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medousa

Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 2429 Location: looking at computer
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, I'm always right and even when I'm wrong I'm wrongly right. |
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