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What time is bedtime in the Michael Jackson household?
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unmitigated audacity
 
 


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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
oblivion wrote:
runskippyrun wrote:


nope, shit joke, makes more sense with the HAND. And as MJ has a big HEAD, you mean he was doing the sucking?



WTF? lol - how do you know the size of M Jackson's head?

Pray do tell!


Calm down and tell us another joke Wingnut.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
oblivion wrote:
runskippyrun wrote:


nope, shit joke, makes more sense with the HAND. And as MJ has a big HEAD, you mean he was doing the sucking?



WTF? lol - how do you know the size of M Jackson's head?

Pray do tell!


well, its quite logical. MJ is an adult (or at least he has an adults body). the kids weren't much older than 12? therefore, with simple knowledge of biology, you would know that we grow? so MJ's head would be bigger than a child's. (and I dont mean the phallus either!)
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
runskippyrun wrote:


well, its quite logical. MJ is an adult (or at least he has an adults body). the kids weren't much older than 12? therefore, with simple knowledge of biology, you would know that we grow? so MJ's head would be bigger than a child's. (and I dont mean the phallus either!)


But the joke is about the phallus! (thumps head against wall).

And what's this talk about Wingnut? Who's that?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
How can you tell if your wife is dead?....
































The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up?..

Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do you want a GOOD Michael Jackson joke?..
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
unmitigated audacity wrote:
Do you want a GOOD Michael Jackson joke?..


instead of a Good MJ song?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Do you want a GOOD Michael Jackson joke?..


Go on.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now that's just silly.

Plenty of good MJ songs IMO.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Now that's just silly.

Plenty of good MJ songs IMO.



Oh ffs - what's the joke?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
unmitigated audacity wrote:
Now that's just silly.

Plenty of good MJ songs IMO.


re read the statement. you're just being silly! Wink
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



What's the f - ing joke?!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Micheal Jackson is on a plane with the us president, his top advisor and a group of high school kids..

The plane starts losing cabin pressure and the chief steward approaches the 3 men in first class and says.

"We only have 3 spare parachutes. As the 3 most important people on the plane, the captain has said these should go to you..good luck!"

The US president says .. " What about the children??!!"

His advisor says " For gods sake!.. Fuck the children!!"

Michael Jackson says.. " Oooh, do you think we have time?"

Boom Boom!..


What's the difference between Israel and Michael Jackson?..

Israel pulled out of Jordan.

Confused Confused Confused
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


That was f*cking sh*t!
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fuck off Wingnut.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
what a shit thread
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
unmitigated audacity wrote:
Fuck off Wingnut.



I'm not Wingnut - who tf is that?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
the beak wrote:
what a shit thread


..Buut you loved the cot death joke right?.. riiiiiight?..
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
oblivion wrote:
unmitigated audacity wrote:
Fuck off Wingnut.



I'm not Wingnut - who tf is that?


Seriously Wingnut.

Calm down, and try not to take that tone with me again.

What's bothering you?.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
unmitigated audacity wrote:
the beak wrote:
what a shit thread


..Buut you loved the cot death joke right?.. riiiiiight?..
never read it, the ghost thread was more interesting but like all things here it gets pushed out in favour of crap
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
the beak wrote:
unmitigated audacity wrote:
the beak wrote:
what a shit thread


..Buut you loved the cot death joke right?.. riiiiiight?..
never read it, the ghost thread was more interesting but like all things here it gets pushed out in favour of crap


The 2 ghost threads.. the previous , much longer one being my preferred one, were both mildly excellent.
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
one wonders sometimes why so much drivel is posted on community,some stuff on the other forums but not very often perhaps its pub night
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