[johatesjazz]

Hey Shotjohn (aka shotgun)

Good bank holiday? Sucks being back........so tired

[shotjohn]

hey jo, yep really good, how was yours?

have been pretty awake today, starting a new placement in two weeks.woop woop woop woop

[johatesjazz]

thats great - my bank hol was pretty rubbish but beats being at work....

whats the placement for? Need a talented assistant?

[shotjohn]

just moving round the company, finding what I like to do.

glamorous assistant would be great if you fancy doing night shift in Burton-on-trent?

[johatesjazz]

Did I say glamorous? Lol - well i can brush my hair and wash my clothes for one night...........

Night shift? - ooooh-eeeerrrrr!!!!!

[shotjohn]

Id love to say it was a more interesting night shift with you there and you could help me hold my tool etc.

but it aint.

you still doing admin work?

I think the innuendo here is slowly warping my tiny mind.im finding it harder to hold normal conversation.......

[johatesjazz]

Yeah still in boring admin - it makes my mind wonder......gonna apply for next years apprentice.......

Is it a big tool?

[shotjohn]

sounds good.apprentice would be a piece of piss compared to this.

tool size depends on what its being used for?

[johatesjazz]

Well I reckon that the tool size isn't really an issue, just if its a good fit for the job in hand. Will the tool need lubrication?

[shotjohn]

now im torn between two responses to this, so ill let you pick:

1.the tool requires regular lubrication with WD-40

or

2. Nah, just spit on it.

either way im laughing way all the way to lunch.

[johatesjazz]

ha ha - prefer the second - but spit on it? no way baby - can think of a much better way of lubricating that one!!!!

[shotjohn]

okay, well ill meet you outside halfords then!

to be honest ive always preferred to use the tool than mess around with lubricating, that can wait for later.......

[johatesjazz]

which halfords would that be then? you gonna give me a lift? no dodgy country lanes though.......or maybe ha ha

[shotjohn]

best ride I can offer is on my bicycle! ooer matron......

youd have to prove your ability to handle a tool anyway!

[johatesjazz]

That could be uncomfortable..............

and yeah I can handle it.................more than.......

[shotjohn]

it would be very uncomfortable.

ill have to try my tool out on you some day, beats work!

you still working in brum then?

[johatesjazz]

Oh will you now? What makes you think i'm that kinda girl? I would at least expect a bit of wooing first............nah screw that I aint the wooing kind.....I don't trust men that woo........

Yep still in brum, heavy fog today - is weird, a duvet day.......

[shotjohn]

i like your style although i do like a bit of wooing.as far as I can see there has been plenty wooing here already.....

really, every day is a duvet day.its the same here.

alalalalala, im bored, ive got zip to do.

[johatesjazz]

is that what you call wooing?????

I think wooing is completly different..........

Good job you got me to talk to then isn't it

am the same - nothing to do

[shotjohn]

So what is wooing then?

It is good ive got someone to talk to. otherwise id go mad.

[johatesjazz]

Wooing is finding out what that person likes, is in too, going out of your way to surprise them, not typically with buying stuff but just making them feel special.........thats how i like to be wooed anyway. Its not that i'm into games, not at all I am very honest and up front but I am intense, I like to be surprised by people, I like them to be one step ahead of me.
Not sure if that makes any sense at all?...............

[shotjohn]

I know what you mean, I would normally associate wooing with the early days of a relationship, getting to know someone, flirting, surprising each other etc.
But I think some of it comes later and is attached to the trust you get from knowing someone well and is beyond wooing.probably closer to falling in love as it were.

[shotjohn]

well jo hopes that not too heavy.

i think i preferred the tool chat.......

[johatesjazz]

Yeah I agree with what you are saying........even if you have got the woman/man the wooing should never stop.

Ever been in love then?

[johatesjazz]

Never too heavy - deep conversation is great - i love deep - lol

got busy for a second - bored again now