[johatesjazz]

I am so horny today - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Hung_n_Pierced]

I'll be right round

[shotjohn]

me too, its the summer weather.

or maybe just hormones.

definitely need to get some.........

[johatesjazz]

Prob is I don't do casual sex............I like to know someone first.....

[shotjohn]

yep with you on that one.

im amazed at some of the ads on here: want a girlfriend no credit card required etc.

i can understand people looking for a gf/bf but i would be amazed if anyone found a fuckbuddy off here.must cost a fortune.

[johatesjazz]

This site i sshocking to be honest - each to their own but there are so many people looking for casual sex its worring - I'm not against fuck buddies but I reckon alot of people on here have no idea who they are meeting and prob married!!!!

[shotjohn]

I think what surprises me is the sheer volume of it. and probably the hopefulness of the people involved.

there aint much wrong with being horny though..........ggggrrrrrrrr!

[johatesjazz]

Theres alot wrong with it when you aint gettin any!!!!

Yeah sure there is DIY - but aint the same - I know what I will be doing when I get home!!!

[shotjohn]

ahhhh, the post-work horniness relief.

afterwards i always feel ready to take on the rest of the day, maybe this is why no-one comes and asks for stuff from me in the late afternoon.too much aggression and that glazed look in my eyes...ahahaahahaha

[shotjohn]

heres a question, has anyone here ever met someone off of gumtree?
would you ever?

has anyone ever met someone for casual sex off gumtree?

watch the bullshit fly.......

[markphillip]

Thinks that Jo should just be very brave .... go home shower etc and then just tell me her fav restaurant and lets have some great conversation over dinner ............

[shotjohn]

yeah but really has anyone ever?

i feel that there is an amazing myth to be bunked here?

[johatesjazz]

Really markphillip? Is that a serious offer? Anything Italian would get the thumbs up...........

Ah if only I wasn't so chicken.......

[shotjohn]

So would either of you do it?

I find this intriguing, the online dating agency is worth millions but obviously people pay for that and can see pics etc.

is there a good mexican in brum?

[markphillip]

You only live once Jo ............

So if you decided to be brave enough then why not ? And yes I am sure we could find a suitable venue

Totally safe and in full public view

[shotjohn]

well this is very exciting, will she say yes?............

[johnno65]

im always horny, have to do something about it now and again

[no-guano]

lord above jo, your always bloody horny....but it its cool having a female own up to having a healthy libido...in fact having one at all!

[xmental_birdx]

try porn and ya fingers or toys,,,works for me for a lil bit anyway lol

[johatesjazz]

OK.............I'm up for it if you are..............lol.

I'm not a slapper though........don't think I am consenting to a one night stand - I aint that kinda girl.....

[johatesjazz]

markphillip - how old?

[markphillip]

So lets see if Jo is still prepared for an excellent meal and good conversation then .......

Markphillip is 41 ...he has no idea how old Jo is but think unless she is 17 he could cope lol

Again no idea where Jo is so are we looking at City Centre?

[shotjohn]

controversial!

[johatesjazz]

Why does markphillip refer to himself as the third person

Jo is 27.........and does not want to cause offence but thinks that 41 may be a little too old to pursue.........

A 41 year old man would only want to have dinner with a 27 year old for one reason and one reason only.............

[shotjohn]

duh duh duh, the plot thickens.............

shotjohn is being highly entertained by all of this.