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xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

lmfaro jewsiff u nutta Very Happy

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:09 pm Post subject:

I'm popping over the fence in a min, put the kettle on, dont try to pretend your not in, I know you are,

I have just removed your loft hatch Wink

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

popping over the fence??? you gonna start batting for the other side now? Confused

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:42 pm Post subject:

was gonna come crashing through in a brutish manor, then realized, it my fuckin fence

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

lol jewsiff keep of that dutch courage if i was you lol Laughing

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:38 pm Post subject:

well you got the dutch bit right, but it dont give me courage Wink

Laugh a lot, but not courage Laughing

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

jewsiff...i know what cottaging is now hahahhahahaahahahah ner ner Laughing

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject:

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

jewsiff lol well i'd like to say damn right i have a quality thatch but unfortunately im not thatched Wink

so come mr smarty pants what is cottaging?

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

* waits impatiently while mr jewsiff googles* Laughing

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:15 pm Post subject:

I think I would be no good at explaining something I have never done,

you could alway ask George Michael, I believe he took it international Wink

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

lol jewsiff... i had to ask my brother what it meant Embarassed

....thick bint see...hmmmm makes me wonder though..how did my brother know EXACTLY what it was Confused

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:52 pm Post subject:

Makes me wonder too, does he have a thing for lumpy cheese?? Laughing

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:26 pm Post subject:

the true test bird, is ask him to explain wolfbagging,

thats one worth asking at Sunday lunch Wink

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

jewsiff....ive txt and asked him if he likes lumpy cheese and what does wolfbagging mean.*awaits a reply*....this should be fun Wink

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject:

bet he chokes, if he has not already swallowed that is

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

hmmmmph he txt me back with ...fuck off you sarcy bitch....now thats not nice is it Laughing

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject:

johatesjazz · Joined: 21 Apr 2008 Posts: 429 Location: Earth

OH MY GOD..............

I had never heard of wolfbagging before (and I consider myself to be quite well informed)..........I googled it - ewwwwwwwwwwwwww - that is vile - thanks for opening my eyes to that one I will be aware of anyone that asks me if I want to do that. Google said a piece of bacon........why Question

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject:

maybe because it makes the OINK and squeal like a little piggy Wink

But not 100%, I suggest we ask Xbirds brother, he will know Wink

johatesjazz · Joined: 21 Apr 2008 Posts: 429 Location: Earth

Oh yeah - i get it.....

I am Shocked

to my very core.

anyone here tried it?

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:47 pm Post subject:

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

omg! to make matters worse...my brother popped round this morning and guess what he brought me??? yep....hot pork roll with all the trimmings....now im seriously worried Confused

Jewsiff Huxtick · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject:

xmental_birdx · Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 469

jewsiff not not the first hot pork...but the only sort for along time Sad

im back btw lol