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this is how i imagine englishman in the summer
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Xavier
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was truly disgusting.
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Donatella V
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

probably not good for the semen either as it needs to be kept at a warm temperature
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MULTI Paul O' gasm
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donatella V wrote:
probably not good for the semen either as it needs to be kept at a warm temperature


I don't think this guy needs to worry about the quality of his sperms. I doubt they'll be going anywhere near an egg anytime soon.
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Donatella V
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MULTI Paul O' gasm wrote:
Donatella V wrote:
probably not good for the semen either as it needs to be kept at a warm temperature


I don't think this guy needs to worry about the quality of his sperms. I doubt they'll be going anywhere near an egg anytime soon.


good point.

oh and i like how you just called them sperms, cute
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MULTI Paul O' gasm
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donatella V wrote:
MULTI Paul O' gasm wrote:
Donatella V wrote:
probably not good for the semen either as it needs to be kept at a warm temperature


I don't think this guy needs to worry about the quality of his sperms. I doubt they'll be going anywhere near an egg anytime soon.


good point.

oh and i like how you just called them sperms, cute


I love Bill Hicks going on about life not being a miracle "each ejaculation is 2,000,000 little miracles, I've shot out entire civilisations. Onto my chest, and wiped them off with an old Gym sock"
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Donatella V
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

i pissed out an entire nation down the toilet last night myself actually Wink
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6xXKesXx9
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:30 am    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

Donatella V wrote:
I didn't think they would be that thin Confused Laughing
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Amanda#1
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donatella V wrote:
probably not good for the semen either as it needs to be kept at a warm temperature


I heard it's actually good for them fellas to hang loose and be cool to keep up the sperm count. Confused
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asnootyfox
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the life of sperm look no further than Woody Allen's "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X6U8XE-szE

Enjoy!
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Donatella V
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amanda#1 wrote:
Donatella V wrote:
probably not good for the semen either as it needs to be kept at a warm temperature


I heard it's actually good for them fellas to hang loose and be cool to keep up the sperm count. Confused


actually its a 50/50 thing. too hot and they die too cold and they die which is why the ball sacks can pull themselves closer or distance themselves from the body depending on the temperature. wonderful creations men are Wink
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Jeremy Vyle
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amanda#1 wrote:
Donatella V wrote:
probably not good for the semen either as it needs to be kept at a warm temperature


I heard it's actually good for them fellas to hang loose and be cool to keep up the sperm count. Confused


Indeed. That's why boxers are better so the little fellas can dangle free as nature intended. Wink
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JNT
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is gross! Laughing
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Mercenary Cat
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

Donatella V wrote:


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Hi again
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amanda#1 wrote:
Donatella V wrote:
probably not good for the semen either as it needs to be kept at a warm temperature


I heard it's actually good for them fellas to hang loose and be cool to keep up the sperm count. Confused


You're right Amanda. Guys can make themselves temporarily sterile by sitting in front of a fire too close.
Tight underpants and jeans bad news for their fertility.
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he's_a_very_naughty_boy
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:29 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

Donatella V wrote:


How can you determine someone's height, weight, sexual preference from a forum, especially when you know nothing about them and they don't drop any hints?
This always amazes me. Rolling Eyes
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6xXKesXx9
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:33 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

he's_a_very_naughty_boy wrote:


How can you determine someone's height, weight, sexual preference from a forum, especially when you know nothing about them and they don't drop any hints?
This always amazes me. Rolling Eyes
I was thinking the same thing... Confused

I guess it makes it part of their fun lil game to try to imagine up things... though for some they have had their faces posted about here, and people have seen what they look like..In most of the case's it isn't very nice either...

There was a debate a while back about which girl don v was and thacker pointed out a thread (I think it was him) about how she fell on her face at some rave and scared it all up ........ Funnily enough, Em didn't make ignorant jokes and jab's about that.
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.?
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

to think you waste time daydreaming about people you dont know


Laughing
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Mercenary Cat
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:03 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

6xXKesXx9 wrote:
he's_a_very_naughty_boy wrote:


How can you determine someone's height, weight, sexual preference from a forum, especially when you know nothing about them and they don't drop any hints?
This always amazes me. Rolling Eyes
I was thinking the same thing... Confused

I guess it makes it part of their fun lil game to try to imagine up things... though for some they have had their faces posted about here, and people have seen what they look like..In most of the case's it isn't very nice either...

There was a debate a while back about which girl don v was and thacker pointed out a thread (I think it was him) about how she fell on her face at some rave and scared it all up ........ Funnily enough, Em didn't make ignorant jokes and jab's about that.


looks whos talking Rolling Eyes
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he's_a_very_naughty_boy
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

6xXKesXx9 wrote:
he's_a_very_naughty_boy wrote:


How can you determine someone's height, weight, sexual preference from a forum, especially when you know nothing about them and they don't drop any hints?
This always amazes me. Rolling Eyes
I was thinking the same thing... Confused

I guess it makes it part of their fun lil game to try to imagine up things... though for some they have had their faces posted about here, and people have seen what they look like..In most of the case's it isn't very nice either...

There was a debate a while back about which girl don v was and thacker pointed out a thread (I think it was him) about how she fell on her face at some rave and scared it all up ........ Funnily enough, Em didn't make ignorant jokes and jab's about that.


EM's one of the few on here with integrity. That's why I am the way I am with him. I know if I met him, he wouldn't be a sap, two faced and straight up front with me as well.
No one knows who I am, what I do, well apart from the odd bit of info, nothing of which can put a face to me or my whereabouts. I remain anonymous on the internet and do not meet anyone on here, and doubt I ever will.
There are those on here whom I sussed out from Day One. They know who they are.
There are few on here I like and have time for. The majority are a waste of space quite frankly.
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he's_a_very_naughty_boy
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.? wrote:
to think you waste time daydreaming about people you dont know


Laughing


They must be infatuated with you. Wink
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ammie
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he's_a_very_naughty_boy wrote:
.? wrote:
to think you waste time daydreaming about people you dont know


Laughing


They must be infatuated with you. Wink


oh they are
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weeowen
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:17 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

6xXKesXx9 wrote:
... There was a debate a while back about which girl don v was and thacker pointed out a thread (I think it was him) about how she fell on her face at some rave and scared it all up ...


Did I (*cough* ... "he" Embarassed )?
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6xXKesXx9
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:17 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

Mercenary Cat wrote:
6xXKesXx9 wrote:
he's_a_very_naughty_boy wrote:


How can you determine someone's height, weight, sexual preference from a forum, especially when you know nothing about them and they don't drop any hints?
This always amazes me. Rolling Eyes
I was thinking the same thing... Confused

I guess it makes it part of their fun lil game to try to imagine up things... though for some they have had their faces posted about here, and people have seen what they look like..In most of the case's it isn't very nice either...

There was a debate a while back about which girl don v was and thacker pointed out a thread (I think it was him) about how she fell on her face at some rave and scared it all up ........ Funnily enough, Em didn't make ignorant jokes and jab's about that.


looks whos talking Rolling Eyes
Funny coming from the guy that likes to follow me about talking about my "fat ass"

Not once have I even tried to use someones "looks or lack of" to actually insult someone.. Seeing normally the people that scream it are......

Someone says something about it to me.. I'll use it in return..
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6xXKesXx9
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:20 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

he's_a_very_naughty_boy wrote:
6xXKesXx9 wrote:
he's_a_very_naughty_boy wrote:


How can you determine someone's height, weight, sexual preference from a forum, especially when you know nothing about them and they don't drop any hints?
This always amazes me. Rolling Eyes
I was thinking the same thing... Confused

I guess it makes it part of their fun lil game to try to imagine up things... though for some they have had their faces posted about here, and people have seen what they look like..In most of the case's it isn't very nice either...

There was a debate a while back about which girl don v was and thacker pointed out a thread (I think it was him) about how she fell on her face at some rave and scared it all up ........ Funnily enough, Em didn't make ignorant jokes and jab's about that.


EM's one of the few on here with integrity. That's why I am the way I am with him. I know if I met him, he wouldn't be a sap, two faced and straight up front with me as well.
No one knows who I am, what I do, well apart from the odd bit of info, nothing of which can put a face to me or my whereabouts. I remain anonymous on the internet and do not meet anyone on here, and doubt I ever will.
There are those on here whom I sussed out from Day One. They know who they are.
There are few on here I like and have time for. The majority are a waste of space quite frankly.
True... or people that like to gather info for others to use because they don't and can't.... Kind of how I look at retro and Sman seeing they are buddy, buddy, with TNH..
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6xXKesXx9
 
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:21 pm    Post subject: Re: this is how i imagine englishman in the summer Reply with quote

weeowen wrote:
6xXKesXx9 wrote:
... There was a debate a while back about which girl don v was and thacker pointed out a thread (I think it was him) about how she fell on her face at some rave and scared it all up ...


Did I (*cough* ... "he" Embarassed )?
I think it was you... in a diff log in though... they thread that TNH last posted don v's pic in.. Indecently TNH's last post on this board in her name also...
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