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flame
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 Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:10 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! |
Fucking painful I'll tell ya. 
Took 2 weeks for the bruises to disappear. |
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YID IN ST.A
Joined: 14 Jan 2008
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Location: TOTTENHAM DOGS
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| flame wrote: | | YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! |
Fucking painful I'll tell ya.
Took 2 weeks for the bruises to disappear. |
ive had my share of units son ! |
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David Essex
Joined: 07 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
never been with a fat lass.  |
You should indulge once in a while.
Keeps you fit if nothing else. |
not sure! |
Go for it mate.
If she asks you why your face is purple,just tell her it's lust(as in,not oxygen deficiency). |
i would be worried if she accidently suffocated me!!  |
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flame
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! |
Fucking painful I'll tell ya.
Took 2 weeks for the bruises to disappear. |
ive had my share of units son ! |
More like a fucking unit factory this wench. |
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YID IN ST.A
Joined: 14 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| flame wrote: | | YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! |
Fucking painful I'll tell ya.
Took 2 weeks for the bruises to disappear. |
ive had my share of units son ! |
More like a fucking unit factory this wench. |
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway eh !!! |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! |
Fucking painful I'll tell ya.
Took 2 weeks for the bruises to disappear. |
ive had my share of units son ! |
More like a fucking unit factory this wench. |
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway eh !!! |
FFS! |
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David Essex
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | YID IN ST.A wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! |
Fucking painful I'll tell ya.
Took 2 weeks for the bruises to disappear. |
ive had my share of units son ! |
More like a fucking unit factory this wench. |
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway eh !!! |
 er no! |
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Donatella V
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
i like sex |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| Donatella V wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
i like sex |
Well yeah.
But are you a 'big girl' though? |
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Donatella V
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only in bra size  |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Donatella V wrote: | | only in bra size |
How big? |
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Donatella V
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| flame wrote: | | Donatella V wrote: | | only in bra size |
How big? |
D's |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Donatella V wrote: | | flame wrote: | | Donatella V wrote: | | only in bra size |
How big? |
D's |
Nice.
I think once they get beyond E's,they get to looking a bit odd. |
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Donatella V
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i just love boobies  |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Donatella V wrote: | | i just love boobies |
Oh,most assuredly.
My raison detre more or less.
Well,that and chinese food. |
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YID IN ST.A
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Donatella V wrote: | | i just love boobies |
me n all |
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Donatella V
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| flame wrote: | | Donatella V wrote: | | i just love boobies |
Oh,most assuredly.
My raison detre more or less.
Well,that and chinese food. |
thai is sooooo much better.
anyhoo, its bed time for me.
but feel free to continue talking about breasts, i'll be back to read it all tomorrow. |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Donatella V wrote: | | flame wrote: | | Donatella V wrote: | | i just love boobies |
Oh,most assuredly.
My raison detre more or less.
Well,that and chinese food. |
thai is sooooo much better.
anyhoo, its bed time for me.
but feel free to continue talking about breasts, i'll be back to read it all tomorrow. |
It's only early,wtf?
Well,night/afternoon.  |
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