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David Essex
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 Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:09 am Post subject: ever been close to death? |
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| i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
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YID IN ST.A
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:10 am Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
yes |
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Beast
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
You'd have died of fucking boredom if you went to Dorking.
There is a God. |
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David Essex
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| Beast wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
You'd have died of fucking boredom if you went to Dorking.
There is a God. |
do u live there?  |
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Cov
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I had an aggressive tumour (as big as a tangerine) back in July 2006.
It had been detected with a MRI scan after my sister advised me to go to my GP because she had been diagnosed with the same genetical desease.
Before that I was almost weekly at my GP to present the many health complaints I had, but he could not read the signs and maybe thought I was pretending.
What a shock it was for everybody when I was kept in hospital after the scan - totaly unexpected.
They told me that it was a miracle that I survived despite the extremly high levels of particular deadly chemicals in my blood system.
Ergo: enjoy your life, it could be over tomorrow. |
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Beast
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| David Essex wrote: | | Beast wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
You'd have died of fucking boredom if you went to Dorking.
There is a God. |
do u live there? |
No. |
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David Essex
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Cov wrote: | I had an aggressive tumour (as big as a tangerine) back in July 2006.
It had been detected with a MRI scan after my sister advised me to go to my GP because she had been diagnosed with the same genetical desease.
Before that I was almost weekly at my GP to present the many health complaints I had, but he could not read the signs and maybe thought I was pretending.
What a shock it was for everybody when I was kept in hospital after the scan - totaly unexpected.
They told me that it was a miracle that I survived despite the extremly high levels of particular deadly chemicals in my blood system.
Ergo: enjoy your life, it could be over tomorrow. |
true. you dont what life has in store for you. |
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Realist
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Several times, I used to ride a bike into central London. |
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HowItIs
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is that close to death |
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6xXKesXx9
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Yup... Burnt a house down when I was around 3 and got trapped in side.. |
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David Essex
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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| HowItIs wrote: |
is that close to death |
you could be funnier than me!  |
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David Essex
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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| 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Yup... Burnt a house down when I was around 3 and got trapped in side.. |
dont be daft  |
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6xXKesXx9
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| David Essex wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Yup... Burnt a house down when I was around 3 and got trapped in side.. |
dont be daft |
What?
I almost died 
If my mommy didn't kick the back door in I would be BBQ atm
Not real traumatizing though.. seeing I don't remember much anyways |
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weeowen
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| 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Yup... Burnt a house down when I was around 3 and got trapped in side.. |
dont be daft |
What?
I almost died
If my mommy didn't kick the back door in I would be BBQ atm
Not real traumatizing though.. seeing I don't remember much anyways |
fancy a bbq sausage, on a totally unrelated topic? It's bbq weather here (despite the lying weather people saying it would rain loads, causing my camping trip to be called off) |
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David Essex
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Yup... Burnt a house down when I was around 3 and got trapped in side.. |
dont be daft |
What?
I almost died
If my mommy didn't kick the back door in I would be BBQ atm
Not real traumatizing though.. seeing I don't remember much anyways |
hows that affected you in later life? |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
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6xXKesXx9
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| weeowen wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Yup... Burnt a house down when I was around 3 and got trapped in side.. |
dont be daft |
What?
I almost died
If my mommy didn't kick the back door in I would be BBQ atm
Not real traumatizing though.. seeing I don't remember much anyways |
fancy a bbq sausage, on a totally unrelated topic? It's bbq weather here (despite the lying weather people saying it would rain loads, causing my camping trip to be called off) |
That sounds yummy!
I am fucking starving.. I need to clean my bbq out from last weekends lil party..
I still have another huge slab of ribs to BBQ some time this weekend... But no one likes ribs besides me.. and the dog got pretty sick last time
Camping sounds fun... is it delayed or called off? I want to go camping this summer. |
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weeowen
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Delayed. Until next weekend, when it will likely rain when it is not supposed to.
God is a bastard.  |
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6xXKesXx9
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| David Essex wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Yup... Burnt a house down when I was around 3 and got trapped in side.. |
dont be daft |
What?
I almost died
If my mommy didn't kick the back door in I would be BBQ atm
Not real traumatizing though.. seeing I don't remember much anyways |
hows that affected you in later life? |
One would think you'd be traumatized... It just made me a lil pyro..
Hows almost getting into a accident affected you in later life? You never actually got into it..
I know someone that rolled their car in the air and they don't cry about it! |
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David Essex
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
never been with a fat lass. |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| David Essex wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
never been with a fat lass. |
You should indulge once in a while.
Keeps you fit if nothing else. |
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6xXKesXx9
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| weeowen wrote: | Delayed. Until next weekend, when it will likely rain when it is not supposed to.
God is a bastard. |
Hahaha True!
Beautiful here.. Was shit last weekend when I had the lil party..  |
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David Essex
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
never been with a fat lass. |
You should indulge once in a while.
Keeps you fit if nothing else. |
not sure! |
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YID IN ST.A
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:06 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! |
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flame
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:08 pm Post subject: Re: ever been close to death? |
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| David Essex wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | flame wrote: | | David Essex wrote: | | i drove through a country road near Dorking.I was so close to smashing into a maniac driver head on. only just managed to avoid a terrible crash! |
I once fucked this fat lass.
Not bad looking actually,but when she got on top,I felt my pelvis start to creak and was convinced that my time was at an end.
Once I started seeing stars,I flipped her over and regained the initiative. |
never been with a fat lass. |
You should indulge once in a while.
Keeps you fit if nothing else. |
not sure! |
Go for it mate.
If she asks you why your face is purple,just tell her it's lust(as in,not oxygen deficiency). |
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