masterbation

Matizman · Joined: 08 Jul 2008 Posts: 1

I am a Christian and not likely to have sex. Should I masterbate?

steve/bolton · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 11

Cant you eve spell it right
MASTUTBATE

Wanker !!!

steve/bolton · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 11

WearingThin · Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 3 Location: Burnage

You're in the wrong place if you're looking for a moral compass.

While the bible doesn't say anything about wanking, it pretty much is lust and will probably mean it's a sin. Surely you can't be writing off sex that quickly?

Although if it's legitimate and you really are never going to get laid (but don't stop trying, there's bound to be someone out there for you), you might as well go for it.

xxhammy74xx · Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Posts: 43 Location: Manchester

I think you may have been tugging at the snake already mate! if you need to squint to read the keyboard, you need glasses....

weered · Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 6846 Location: on the edge

jasonthebleep · Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 73

hmm - a heavy real Christian would know about the sin of Onan, as it is known to the Church. Don't know how your chosen denomination would look upon it these day as somewhat liberal attitudes have entered some churches of late, but used to be very frowned upon.

Le Compte De Yo Yo · Joined: 09 Aug 2008 Posts: 80 Location: North West England

Why is he not likely to have sex because of being a Christian?

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Le Compte De Yo Yo · Joined: 09 Aug 2008 Posts: 80 Location: North West England

And was Onan in trouble with God for slapping at his sausage or something? I need to know about this, I really do!

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