[cleanhouse]

Hi Gumtree mates,

We're looking for participants for Series Two of our show, "How Clean is Your House?".

Unfortunately, we're only looking for people from New Zealand.

We need about 10 houses to clean from top to bottom, and because it's telly, the dirtier the better.

We don't realy care how the house got so grubby, we just want to clean it...and when we have, you'll get an easy to follow cleaning schedule to keep your house in tip top shape.

Folk from all walks of life are welcome, you may even know someone who needs our help.

Take a look at the ad we're running below, and get back to us.

You can email any questions, or your interest, to: cleanhouse@spp.co.nz

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Have you got a filthy house?

Has your castle become a crusty calamity, your home an unhygienic health hazard, is there more dust on your vacuum than in it, does the thought of cleaning your house turn your stomach?

WE CAN HELP YOU DO THE ULTIMATE SPRING CLEAN!

TV ONE SMASH HIT, “HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE?”
needs people to star in Series Two.

No cleaning job too big or small! Gunge, grime, mould, mildew, mites and cockroaches…the bigger the mess the greater the test!

We’re looking for families, students, singles, parents, superannuitants….in fact, anyone too busy to get a grip with cleaning, or just overwhelmed by their horrific household.

If you (or anyone you know) needs help to turn your chaotic mess into domestic bliss, then email us: cleanhouse@spp.co.nz

Or call: 09 839 0974

[Bluey]

Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Viz have cartoon strip about reality television shows. Their producers propose one called 'Pleb Celeb Makeover Academy Apprenticeship'.

That surely has more potential than a couple of old ladies feigning disgust at the poor hygiene standards of a couple of hairy guys from Hamilton.

I, for one, will be restricting my TV watching to worthy high-brow material 30 mins per week. And every episode of CSI.