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Lex Diamonds
Joined: 15 Jan 2009
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| Angel_cake wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Angel_cake wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Rasberry wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Angel_cake wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Angel_cake wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | funny i said. |
so u dont think black people can be funny? |
i dont doubt that they can , just the ones out atm aren't. |
i think eddie murphy, chris rock and lenny henry are funny, not because there black, but tbh, the first too do have 'black' jokes. Lenny's more a general comedian  |
i went too see chris rock at the o2. he was crap. the amount of black jokes 
imagine if lee eveans or some such did "white" jokes |
what would be a good white joke |
i dont know , im not the comedian |
Neither is Lee Evans. |
ummmm yah he is. |
Now ur just proving u dont have a good or normal sense of humour! |
hahahahaha !! shut the fuck up !!!!! i dont have a good sense of humour because i like lee evans !!! get a grip ! |
calm down, freak |
oh the irony !!!! |
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Miss Bitch
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
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| Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | Lee Evans isn't, nor have has been, remotely amusing. I don't find some hyperactive sweaty rubber-faced chimp leaping about in an ill-fitting suit the slightest bit funny.
Perhaps I just have a more sophisticated taste. |
yeah that must be it |
It's FACT!
Evans's humour - even his standup - kind of borders on slapstick most of the time. I was never a fan of Norman Wisdom or the Frank Spencer character which he reminds me of very much.
He's not known for being dry, dark or satirical which, as a rule, are generally more sophisticated than jumping around like a fuckin loon. |
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Lex Diamonds
Joined: 15 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | Lee Evans isn't, nor have has been, remotely amusing. I don't find some hyperactive sweaty rubber-faced chimp leaping about in an ill-fitting suit the slightest bit funny.
Perhaps I just have a more sophisticated taste. |
yeah that must be it |
It's FACT!
Evans's humour - even his standup - kind of borders on slapstick most of the time. I was never a fan of Norman Wisdom or the Frank Spencer character which he reminds me of very much.
He's not known for being dry, dark or satirical which, as a rule, are generally more sophisticated than jumping around like a fuckin loon. |
its fact if you say so is it !!! i must rememebr that !!!!
your going on like i only like lee evans , i love all stand up , well most , women i find very unfunny as a rule.
and having seen alot of stand up i think lee evans is one of the best live , along with frankie boyle and michael macentyre (sp) |
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maxious
Joined: 18 Jan 2007
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Location: Stratford, London
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:39 pm Post subject: Re: Proud to be white????? |
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| Gammi wrote: | Not sure I am if it means I'll be sent filth like this...
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Proud to be White
Michael Richards makes his point......
Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points....
Someone finally said it. H ow many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK.
But when I call you, oops, Kike, Towel head, Sand-oops, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you.... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP. You have BET... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US . Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud.... But you call me a racist!
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this e-mail. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... but getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this e-mail, will pass it on.
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I agree with this. I am proud to be white and I have been telling people this for a long time. If we can have black culture right. Muslim, Asian, Chinese and every one else then why cant we have white rights? For a long time iive been Trying to setup the MOWO awards (Music of White Origin) but to do so would, oh heaven forbid. Upset a few people… although I'm still trying to think if I should enter Michael Jackson into it |
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Lex Diamonds
Joined: 15 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:41 pm Post subject: Re: Proud to be white????? |
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| maxious wrote: | | Gammi wrote: | Not sure I am if it means I'll be sent filth like this...
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Proud to be White
Michael Richards makes his point......
Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points....
Someone finally said it. H ow many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK.
But when I call you, oops, Kike, Towel head, Sand-oops, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you.... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP. You have BET... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US . Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud.... But you call me a racist!
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this e-mail. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... but getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this e-mail, will pass it on.
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I agree with this. I am proud to be white and I have been telling people this for a long time. If we can have black culture right. Muslim, Asian, Chinese and every one else then why cant we have white rights? For a long time iive been Trying to setup the MOWO awards (Music of White Origin) but to do so would, oh heaven forbid. Upset a few people… although I'm still trying to think if I should enter Michael Jackson into it |
be a bit hard that now son , he's brown bread  |
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maxious
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: Proud to be white????? |
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be a bit hard that now son , he's brown bread |
well you know how it is.... It dont matter if your black or white  |
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Lex Diamonds
Joined: 15 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:47 pm Post subject: Re: Proud to be white????? |
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| maxious wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: |
be a bit hard that now son , he's brown bread |
well you know how it is.... It dont matter if your black or white |
or dead or alive ?!?!?!  |
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Miss Bitch
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Location: North of the Watford Gap
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | Lee Evans isn't, nor have has been, remotely amusing. I don't find some hyperactive sweaty rubber-faced chimp leaping about in an ill-fitting suit the slightest bit funny.
Perhaps I just have a more sophisticated taste. |
yeah that must be it |
It's FACT!
Evans's humour - even his standup - kind of borders on slapstick most of the time. I was never a fan of Norman Wisdom or the Frank Spencer character which he reminds me of very much.
He's not known for being dry, dark or satirical which, as a rule, are generally more sophisticated than jumping around like a fuckin loon. |
its fact if you say so is it !!! i must rememebr that !!!!
your going on like i only like lee evans , i love all stand up , well most , women i find very unfunny as a rule.
and having seen alot of stand up i think lee evans is one of the best live , along with frankie boyle and michael macentyre (sp) |
It's only FACT if anyone says FACT and I did so it is FACT.
You've got a point - there are very few good female comedians. I'm actually stumped trying to think of one now!
I also like Michael McIntyre ... god knows if that's how you spell it. |
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maxious
Joined: 18 Jan 2007
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Location: Stratford, London
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:12 pm Post subject: Re: Proud to be white????? |
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| Lex Diamonds wrote: | | maxious wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: |
be a bit hard that now son , he's brown bread |
well you know how it is.... It dont matter if your black or white |
or dead or alive ?!?!?! |
too true..
hes music has been pretty much dead for some time... i just saw a release vid of MJ on stage rehearsing just 2 days before he dies. It was all his old songs just a little bit remixed... It was good though and as an old MJ fan thought it would have put on a good show... but come on. where was the new stuff? people will get board if you keep singing the same songs over and over again no matter how many times you remix it |
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maxious
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | Lee Evans isn't, nor have has been, remotely amusing. I don't find some hyperactive sweaty rubber-faced chimp leaping about in an ill-fitting suit the slightest bit funny.
Perhaps I just have a more sophisticated taste. |
yeah that must be it |
It's FACT!
Evans's humour - even his standup - kind of borders on slapstick most of the time. I was never a fan of Norman Wisdom or the Frank Spencer character which he reminds me of very much.
He's not known for being dry, dark or satirical which, as a rule, are generally more sophisticated than jumping around like a fuckin loon. |
its fact if you say so is it !!! i must rememebr that !!!!
your going on like i only like lee evans , i love all stand up , well most , women i find very unfunny as a rule.
and having seen alot of stand up i think lee evans is one of the best live , along with frankie boyle and michael macentyre (sp) |
It's only FACT if anyone says FACT and I did so it is FACT.
You've got a point - there are very few good female comedians. I'm actually stumped trying to think of one now!
I also like Michael McIntyre ... god knows if that's how you spell it. |
im great in bed.... FACT
hows that? |
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Miss Bitch
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| maxious wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | Lee Evans isn't, nor have has been, remotely amusing. I don't find some hyperactive sweaty rubber-faced chimp leaping about in an ill-fitting suit the slightest bit funny.
Perhaps I just have a more sophisticated taste. |
yeah that must be it |
It's FACT!
Evans's humour - even his standup - kind of borders on slapstick most of the time. I was never a fan of Norman Wisdom or the Frank Spencer character which he reminds me of very much.
He's not known for being dry, dark or satirical which, as a rule, are generally more sophisticated than jumping around like a fuckin loon. |
its fact if you say so is it !!! i must rememebr that !!!!
your going on like i only like lee evans , i love all stand up , well most , women i find very unfunny as a rule.
and having seen alot of stand up i think lee evans is one of the best live , along with frankie boyle and michael macentyre (sp) |
It's only FACT if anyone says FACT and I did so it is FACT.
You've got a point - there are very few good female comedians. I'm actually stumped trying to think of one now!
I also like Michael McIntyre ... god knows if that's how you spell it. |
im great in bed.... FACT
hows that? |
Nope. The intonation was aaaaalllll wrong! |
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maxious
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Location: Stratford, London
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Miss Bitch wrote: | | maxious wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | | Lex Diamonds wrote: | | Miss Bitch wrote: | Lee Evans isn't, nor have has been, remotely amusing. I don't find some hyperactive sweaty rubber-faced chimp leaping about in an ill-fitting suit the slightest bit funny.
Perhaps I just have a more sophisticated taste. |
yeah that must be it |
It's FACT!
Evans's humour - even his standup - kind of borders on slapstick most of the time. I was never a fan of Norman Wisdom or the Frank Spencer character which he reminds me of very much.
He's not known for being dry, dark or satirical which, as a rule, are generally more sophisticated than jumping around like a fuckin loon. |
its fact if you say so is it !!! i must rememebr that !!!!
your going on like i only like lee evans , i love all stand up , well most , women i find very unfunny as a rule.
and having seen alot of stand up i think lee evans is one of the best live , along with frankie boyle and michael macentyre (sp) |
It's only FACT if anyone says FACT and I did so it is FACT.
You've got a point - there are very few good female comedians. I'm actually stumped trying to think of one now!
I also like Michael McIntyre ... god knows if that's how you spell it. |
im great in bed.... FACT
hows that? |
Nope. The intonation was aaaaalllll wrong! |
intonation? Hmmm gets out thesaurus… thesaurus provides unhelpful and gets out wikipedia.
Ahh ok
*Adjusts voice to sound like tony the tiger*
I’m GGggggrrrreeeeaaattt in bed….. FACT!!!
*puts hard stopping sound on fact* |
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Gammi
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Great to see everyone took this in the manner it was meant |
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maxious
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Gammi wrote: | | Great to see everyone took this in the manner it was meant |
lol i did. but conversation always seems to walk away from the origonal topic |
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Alex DeLarge
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Rasberry wrote: | | Gammi wrote: | | Great to see everyone took this in the manner it was meant |
i sympathize |
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Donatella V
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| Alex DeLarge wrote: | | Rasberry wrote: | | Gammi wrote: | | Great to see everyone took this in the manner it was meant |
i sympathize |
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ahahh sad when someone cant spell raspberry correctly |
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Russet Guzzler
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| Gammi wrote: | | BreadEatingPagan wrote: | I wish I was blue
being blue would be so cool
or maybe even green
nah green would be cooler. I could blend in with the grass |
and then they couldn't find you or! deep blue... blend in with the sky?
I'm not coloured! White's not a colour!!! |
You're mixing up pigment with light
White light is all colours, white paint reflects all colours |
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