[StaffPuppYOwner]

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[montyzuma]

if you post the add no. here ill forward it

[StaffPuppYOwner]

Thanks .

3 scammer adds on Norwich pets , the add numbers are ..

43812711

43811418

43812674

[ScamersBeware]

Monty, also having same probs on the Belfast site, scam ad numbers are:

43837476
43837399
43836065
43832552
43831171

Cheers

[StaffPuppYOwner]

How long is it likely to be until the report add feature is back working ?

I normally try and keep the Norwich pets section clean of scammer adds , im worried said scammer will realise the adds cant be deleted and thus start flooding the section with adds .

I also try and help with the Belfast pet section as my ex wife 'ScamersBeware' is from that area .

[Fire Dragon]

Hi there,

Thanks for letting us know.

We're looking into this and hope to have the system running again ASAP.

Thanks

[StaffPuppYOwner]

It is up and running now FireDragon *thumbs up*

I can now carry on my quest of reporting adds for"baby faced monkeys" "humble pugs" and "KC Registered cats"

[montyzuma]

i had them on aberdeen too

i got a great reply when i asked if the dogs would fit between two slices of bread

i suspect he doesnt have any really

funny i had never heard of the greater lakes area of glasgow

he was from cameroon porr lad




the monkey guy has moved to portsmouth so goody,, my son can pick them up

[StaffPuppYOwner]

I was in talks for a free husky , but my last email from weeks ago never got a reply . Maybe he kept the puppy ? . I am not from Nigeria and have never visited the country but since the husky was free i decided to get 1 sent to Nigeria, he was from Cameroon so i figured this would be ok but sadly he went silent on me ..

My last email read ...

[montyzuma]

they are not usually as greedy as $1000

[StaffPuppYOwner]

That was my email to him , i thought i would have a giggle by sending him a email demanding money asap haha .

I offered to book the flight to get my husky to Nigeria but i needed the $1000 from him 1st .

Sadly thanks to him not replying the husky is not living in Nigeria .

I will give up on the huskies .... will try and get a monkey flown to peru next me thinks , wish me luck !! .

[montyzuma]

<puts on best inspector clouseau accent>

a minky?

[StaffPuppYOwner]

Could not find a minky(as you put it) .

Im now in negotiations for 2 talking parrots , they are free and described as young and tender . A hour in the oven and it is a lovely meal for my dog and a free meal at that .

[montyzuma]

ace ask if he has any recipes for them

ill ask my plymouth minky man too



if you post the ad no ill get it deleted

[StaffPuppYOwner]

The parrot add was on the London page . I only bother getting adds deleted from Belfast and Norwich .

Are all the fake adds for pets posted by just 1 man ? Or is it some kind of ring of con artists ? . With so many email accounts and so many different pets it must keep him/them very busy .

Can you get a monkey for me from your 'friend' in Plymouth ? Im willing to pay money upfront via Western Union for the delivery costs . Im sure you are a man of the bible that i can trust , right ??

[montyzuma]

first i have to tell you that

i am away on business in romania at the present

but if you send $260 for the licence you monkey will be delivered to you


i think that african cyber cafes are full of them also the romanians are big at it too

pets laptops latest phones anything people want

[StaffPuppYOwner]

I will get that $260 sent as soon as possible . . I think i will call my new put Bubbles ! .

Romanians aswell ? They also use Western Union ? .

I think the pet scam is really cruel as it involves someone expecting to get a pet , the buggers involved have no heart .

Right im off for a bit , have a good afternoon young sir

[montyzuma]

ta

yes romanian were heavy into phone scams

i think they got for the pet scams as the tkink pet lovers are a bit soft in the head

yep no heart at all

we had a loan scammer on here upfront payment scam i told him i needed 5,000 to pay for my wifes operation without which she would die still wanted his 260 fee

occasionally you can get a bit of a chat going when you "out" them
one nigerian told me he was just getting back at whitey for years of abuse to the black man. any excuse to try and justify themselves

[StaffPuppYOwner]

LMAO @ getting back at whites . And with the dirty white money he stole he gives it all to charity ... to help orphan kids right ? .

My parrot man got back to me , he lives in Aberdeen though . Sadly being a multi billionaire i have no time to travel up to Scotland to collect my talking parrots this month , as luck would have it he replied offering to ship the birds down to me , how lucky is that !!! .

I mentioned that if the parrots were any trouble i would slow roast them and feed them to Ronnie , he replied saying he was delighted i would take such excellent care of the birds

[montyzuma]

but your good mate monty is in aberdeen and will pick them up


re getting back at whitey his words btw

i then told him i was nigerian he said brother how can you help me get over there, i said sod off you were trying to rob me

crooks are crooks they have no conscience ive said id borrow the money from the orphans fund they dont care

re parrot he was a lovely bird and delicious to the end

[StaffPuppYOwner]

I will mention you can collect the parrots for me , being a billionaire im sure you are busy for the next 2 weeks though ? I will suggest you can collect them in 3 weeks time for me .

My dog must wait 3 weeks for him tender roast parrot

There are plenty of Africa based cons online that do not feature on gumtree , some are fairly sinister and others unmoral . The "fake church" scam seems to be fairly popular with people being tricked into sending money to help support a church .

Im thinking about setting up a fake parrot zoo . 1, it may provide a steady supply of tender parrot to feed my dog . 2, it may supply a steady supply of cash donations to help "buy parrot food" ie tobacco for me (im just joking people ... HONEST !!! )

[bobby-b]

heres a good reciepe for parrot pie....

Parrot Pie Ingredients:


12 Parakeets *
Puff paste
Salt & pepper
Finely grated lemon peel
1/4 ts Dried parsley
1/2 ts Finely chopped parsley
3 Hard-boiled eggs
4 Rashers of bacon, 3
6 Thin slices of lean beef, 4
Flour

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Parrot Pie Instructions:

* Parakeets are a small, long-tailed tropical parrot.
Method: Prepare the birds, and truss them like a quail or any other small bird.
Line a pie-dish with the beef, over it place 6 of the paraquets, intersperse slices of egg, parsley and lemon-rind, dredge lightly with flour, and season with salt and pepper.
Cover with the bacon cut into strips, lay the rest of the birds on the top, intersperse slices of egg, season with salt and pepper, and sprinkle with parsley and lemon-rind as before; three-quarter fill the dish with cold water, cover with puff-paste, and bake in a quick oven.
Time: About 2-1/2 hours.
SUFFICIENT for about 12 persons.
From Mrs.
Beeton's All About Cookery, Ward, Lock & Co.

[bobby-b]

mmmm minky

Monkey
Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a Tomato-Peanut sauce: Soak the smoked meat in water, then rinse and drain it. Fry tomatoes, onions, chile pepper, in hot palm oil. Add tomato paste and the monkey meat. Simmer until all is tender. Season with salt and pepper

[StaffPuppYOwner]

Thanks for the reciepe Bobby *thumbup*.

Now about to check my emails , hopefully the parrot man has replied

[StaffPuppYOwner]

I told him i was a 86 yar old disabled woman that did not have the money to pay £200 delivery , but said i could take out a bank loan to pay for it ...

His reply ...