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little and rotten
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
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 Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:55 pm Post subject: My analysis of a man |
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MAN:
1.They've got 1 head, 2 legs and 2 arms
2.I expect them to have a massive cock and lots of money only then u can say that indeed they're male |
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coppa
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
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Location: Right here
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| Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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| ooohhh yeaaah... I am a male baby |
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bstard
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| Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:57 pm Post subject: Re: My analysis of a man |
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| little and rotten wrote: | MAN:
1.They've got 1 head, 2 legs and 2 arms
2.I expect them to have a massive cock and lots of money only then u can say that indeed they're male |
im down with that.
i er, am loaded. |
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DangerousCurves78
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
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Location: North London
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| Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:57 pm Post subject: Re: My analysis of a man |
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| little and rotten wrote: | MAN:
1.They've got 1 head, 2 legs and 2 arms
2.I expect them to have a massive cock and lots of money only then u can say that indeed they're male |
In my experience they also have an allergy to telling the truth unless it's to put you down  |
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little and rotten
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| Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| coppa wrote: | | ooohhh yeaaah... I am a male baby |
i like ur attitude  |
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little and rotten
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| Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject: Re: My analysis of a man |
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| DangerousCurves78 wrote: | | little and rotten wrote: | MAN:
1.They've got 1 head, 2 legs and 2 arms
2.I expect them to have a massive cock and lots of money only then u can say that indeed they're male |
In my experience they also have an allergy to telling the truth unless it's to put you down |
im a liar so i dont give a shit if they lie. i just dont listen |
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Orchid
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Come on guys aint so bad, you can have some of my old ones if you want.
A couple have got dinosaur willy (uncomfortable but you get used to it) and they have the cash flow. |
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little and rotten
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| Orchid wrote: | Come on guys aint so bad, you can have some of my old ones if you want.
A couple have got dinosaur willy (uncomfortable but you get used to it) and they have the cash flow. |
u r a generous person. r they obedient? |
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Orchid
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Well, you have to spread the love. Now which one do you want the Lawyer, the photographer or the banker?
Psst (the photographers got the biggest willy).... |
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little and rotten
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| Orchid wrote: | Well, you have to spread the love. Now which one do you want the Lawyer, the photographer or the banker?
Psst (the photographers got the biggest willy).... |
spread the love haha that cracked me on
I wanna all of them |
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Orchid
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Listen honey, these babies are my back up when im having a dateless month....you get one and im taken him back when im done  |
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little and rotten
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| Orchid wrote: | | Listen honey, these babies are my back up when im having a dateless month....you get one and im taken him back when im done |
well if it was in real life and i took ur ones then there is no chance that they'd come back to u unless i'd send them back |
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KidB
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Location: Beyond the arse end of no where.
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Don't they need a main body to join the legs, arms, head and massive cock together?
Or do you just like those singularly in a plastic bag? |
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Orchid
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| Ha Ha!! Man your ambitious - but im afraid they would find it hard to leave in the first place....id be pushing them out the door and theyd be returning in the middle of the night like lost puppies. |
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KidB
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Orchid is a modest girl, I like that 
We haven't met yet, so howdie Orchid |
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Nutty J
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| KidB wrote: | Don't they need a main body to join the legs, arms, head and massive cock together?
Or do you just like those singularly in a plastic bag? |
Dont need the body bit Kid, need the head for the oral sex, the legs and arms to wrap around us, a massive cock to shag us and make us moan in ecstasy and the money, well woman need lots of clothes, shoes, jewllery etc. etc.  |
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little and rotten
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| KidB wrote: | Don't they need a main body to join the legs, arms, head and massive cock together?
Or do you just like those singularly in a plastic bag? |
i prefer in a plastic bag ..its easier to take them everywhere u want |
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Orchid
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Howdy KidB,
Yes indeed very modest, i wont even mention the long line of men at my door, stretching far accross London like the great wall of China.
Nope, definitely wont mention that.... |
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little and rotten
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| Nutty J wrote: | | KidB wrote: | Don't they need a main body to join the legs, arms, head and massive cock together?
Or do you just like those singularly in a plastic bag? |
Dont need the body bit Kid, need the head for the oral sex, the legs and arms to wrap around us, a massive cock to shag us and make us moan in ecstasy and the money, well woman need lots of clothes, shoes, jewllery etc. etc. |
STOOOOP ITTTT!!!!!! Do ur kids read that shit?!!!
Just stop talking about sex will u?
 am about puking |
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KidB
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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So Orchid is that what they can see from the space?!?! It's not actually the wall of china but the queue of blokes at your door, all these years I thought it was China?!?!
Good think you didn't mention it though!!
Any particular type of plastic bag Lil?
Thanks for that Nutty! |
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little and rotten
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Any particular type of plastic bag Lil?
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that one from tesco will do |
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KidB
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| Alright then, I'll know to be weary of women who collect tesco bags then |
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bangon
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Just a few words to general men...
Lair, lair, lair...
Pubs, pubs, pubs
beer, beer, beer
sex, sex, sex |
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Nutty J
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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| bangon wrote: | Just a few words to general men...
Lair, lair, lair...
Pubs, pubs, pubs
beer, beer, beer
sex, sex, sex |
Do u mean liar ???? not lair ?
Yes, quite a good sum up I would say, but there are some nice ones out there !
But you have forgotten something, where does sport come on the list, cos its got to be there somewhere !! |
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bangon
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| Nutty J wrote: | | bangon wrote: | Just a few words to general men...
Lair, lair, lair...
Pubs, pubs, pubs
beer, beer, beer
sex, sex, sex |
Do u mean liar ???? not lair ?
Yes, quite a good sum up I would say, but there are some nice ones out there !
But you have forgotten something, where does sport come on the list, cos its got to be there somewhere !! |
Ooopsss.. sport too ! |
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