Should there be.......

Skylark · Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: Should there be.......

a space on Gumtree where you can sell other users? Kind of like a Survivor type thing but for money?? Pray

Hey we might as well profit from this.!

Smurf · Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:04 am Post subject:

who you planning on selling Sky???? Shocked

Skylark · Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject:

Smurfer girl.....not you!!! We would keep you....well at least til we can get a good price for you!!!! Wink

Surely there as some strays we can put in the bargain bin out the front of the MH door??? Rolling Eyes

Smurf · Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:23 am Post subject:

well thats alright then....
*breathes sigh of relief*
thought i was a gonner!!

hmmm. bargin bin... yep i reckon i can think of a couple. perhaps we could do a deal.... 3 MH'er's for £5!! what you reckon??

Skylark · Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:50 am Post subject:

While it is a bargain bin Smurfie...we do still want to make a profit Rolling Eyes

I suggest 2 for 1!!!!! Laughing

Smurf · Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject:

hehehe! alright....
and not only that, we can sell off 2 monikers while actually only losing one poster!!! we'll be RICH!!!

Skylark · Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject:

ohhhhh like the way your mind works!!!! Razz

We should go into business....we could rule the world!!!

Mawhahaha

**Sky does her best Dr Evil impersonation**

Wink

Skylark · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject:

Smurfie....I found the first candidate for the bargain bin.....

presenting....Azzybabe. Features include an overly big mouth that spurts quite a lot of crap when you press the right buttons and if you pull the cord in her back she screeches out expletives such as

"fuck u c*nt"
"ur just fucking jealous"

All this for the great price of 99p.

Skylark · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:34 pm Post subject:

Dear Shoppers
today we have the bargain on the century for you
a hot red light special

Presenting Bangon

The limited addition MH'er who will be made a collectors edition in the next few days when he gets banned for abuse. His features include

jumping to conclusions
telling girls they have small penises or penises in general
picking on poor Smurfie when she has done nothing wrong.

To show you how genuine I am at getting rid of this MH'er, I'm willing to pay you to take him away....

Yes that's right, a fiver to anyone who wants to take Bangon to a good (evil) house.

And as an added bonus you get Azzybabe who didn't sell last week...absolutely free!

Smurf · Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject:

This is not for sale......
it is my donation to the "save a mexican" fund.

Take care of it Sky.
xxx

Skylark · Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:08 am Post subject:

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:54 pm Post subject:

Today folks we have the Sale of the Century.....

Going for less than the nominated asking price is the new MH poster.....Hitler!!

With his antiquated ideals and outdated philosphies and pure insolence
for today only
we are offering the chance to put this poster in a barrel and push him over a cliff

that's right

and no charge at all!!!

The first person to take up this offer will also receive a free set of steak knives that can be thrown at the barrel as it goes over the cliff or as per popular consensus, can be stabbed into the barrel before the final push.

Please contact me if you care interested in this once in a life time opportunity!

Sky!

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject:

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:20 pm Post subject:

Depends Mr .?.......how much cash you got and what your tastes are like! Wink

How you been...where you been??

Are you another poster now? Shocked

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:26 pm Post subject:

I missed you. Sad

Hols were great...have been on a couple since we last chatted.....Turkey, Paris, Scotland!!

How was your hols?

Has changed quite a bit...miss the guests.

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject:

Was that the original you??

I got someone banned today....which is not like me I think you will agree but they were highly offensive. Made me very angry.

So Spain hey....haven't been there yet. Thinking about heading to Crotia for some sun in Sept or so.

So what's new?

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject:

so you were in this arvo?? I didn't see you. Confused

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject:

but I only had him banned today?? Confused

I'm keeping well...new house, new job. Starting to feel a bit settled finally. Nice feeling.

Why you keeping a low profile babe?

So do you like my Gummie Sale? Who do you think we should nominate for next weeks sale? Wink

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject:

but I only had him banned today?? Confused

I'm keeping well...new house, new job. Starting to feel a bit settled finally. Nice feeling.

Why you keeping a low profile babe?

So do you like my Gummie Sale? Who do you think we should nominate for next weeks sale? Wink

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject:

but I only had him banned today?? Confused

I'm keeping well...new house, new job. Starting to feel a bit settled finally. Nice feeling.

Why you keeping a low profile babe?

So do you like my Gummie Sale? Who do you think we should nominate for next weeks sale? Wink

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:58 pm Post subject:

That's cool...I'll forgive you those nasty habits! Wink

Now....I wouldn't exactly say you were shy. As I remember rightly the first night we chatted you asked me to take a seat on your face! Laughing

There are some good people around at the mo and some awfully boring peoples!! Rolling Eyes

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject:

see my presumptuous little friend....you aint so shy!!!

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

PML........

god it has been ages hasn't it. Laughing

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject:

3 months??? Really...fuck. Didn't realise it was so long.

What you can't remember cause you were always stoned? Lol

Shame....don't know whether to be offended that you don't remember!!

Skylark · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:13 pm Post subject:

don't over do it babe!

Three weeks hey....so does this sudden change mean there is a female in the wings these days? Laughing