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Feckler
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I just heard a story which involved a girl (and as it happens, her mum - but not at the same time) sitting the wrong way round on a bidet and using the water jet for masturbatory purposes on a very regular basis.
Is this common? |
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zaggum
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:34 am Post subject: |
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| if i was a chick, i totally would... whilst I play with my boobies. |
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Blue Thing
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I had one of those in the bathroom at my house at west london. I must admit, in the 12months I lived there, I never once thought to use it for that purpose...
Perhaps I was missing out???  |
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Elvira123
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Location: Norf Laandan mate, innit
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:37 am Post subject: Re: Ladies |
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| Feckler wrote: | I just heard a story which involved a girl (and as it happens, her mum - but not at the same time) sitting the wrong way round on a bidet and using the water jet for masturbatory purposes on a very regular basis.
Is this common? |
how would someone know that about both of them? 
*shakes head* Not appropriate at all, not appropriate at all, tut. |
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Jeremy Vyle
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:38 am Post subject: |
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| zaggum wrote: | | if i was a chick, i totally would... whilst I play with my boobies. |
If I had boobies I'd never make it out of bed! |
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Canook
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:38 am Post subject: |
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I've never been near a bidet. 
If I ever am, I will test it out and let you know my findings. |
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Pauline Hanson the 3rd
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:47 am Post subject: Re: Ladies |
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| Feckler wrote: | I just heard a story which involved a girl (and as it happens, her mum - but not at the same time) sitting the wrong way round on a bidet and using the water jet for masturbatory purposes on a very regular basis.
Is this common? |
yes it is. |
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Feckler
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:50 am Post subject: Re: Ladies |
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| Pauline Hanson the 3rd wrote: | | Feckler wrote: | I just heard a story which involved a girl (and as it happens, her mum - but not at the same time) sitting the wrong way round on a bidet and using the water jet for masturbatory purposes on a very regular basis.
Is this common? |
yes it is. |
you don't count you dirty bitch.
youd rub yourself off with a dead rat. |
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Feckler
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| Im still very amused that none of her marketing team advised Beyonce against calling her album 'B' day |
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Elvira123
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Location: Norf Laandan mate, innit
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| Feckler wrote: | | Im still very amused that none of her marketing team advised Beyonce against calling her album 'B' day |
why? |
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Feckler
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:12 am Post subject: |
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| Elvira123 wrote: | | Feckler wrote: | | Im still very amused that none of her marketing team advised Beyonce against calling her album 'B' day |
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because it is pronounced 'Bidet'. |
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Pauline Hanson the 3rd
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:14 am Post subject: |
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| Elvira123 wrote: | | Feckler wrote: | | Im still very amused that none of her marketing team advised Beyonce against calling her album 'B' day |
why? |
hahaha think about it - theme of this thread. |
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pommy boy
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:15 am Post subject: |
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| Feckler wrote: | | Im still very amused that none of her marketing team advised Beyonce against calling her album 'B' day |
maybe eva could shed some light on this... |
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Pauline Hanson the 3rd
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:15 am Post subject: |
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| pommy boy wrote: | | Feckler wrote: | | Im still very amused that none of her marketing team advised Beyonce against calling her album 'B' day |
maybe eva could shed some light on this... |
hahahaaaaaaaaaaa |
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Beyonce's uncle
Joined: 17 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| Feckler wrote: | | Im still very amused that none of her marketing team advised Beyonce against calling her album 'B' day |
God dayum, I told that dumbass bitch 'aint no fool gunna hear that an think bout nuthin cept washing the shit offa their asshole!'
Mutha fucka. |
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Elvira123
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| Feckler wrote: | | Elvira123 wrote: | | Feckler wrote: | | Im still very amused that none of her marketing team advised Beyonce against calling her album 'B' day |
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because it is pronounced 'Bidet'. |
oh yeah, ha ha ha |
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Pauline Hanson the 3rd
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