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EvaTheDiva
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:45 pm    Post subject: Diet Advice - Ladies Reply with quote
When you are on your "ladies week" and your dieting should you trust the weighing scales??? Surely you weigh more when your on?
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Trotterz
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes you do weigh approx 5% more than usual.
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EvaTheDiva
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Trotterz wrote:
Yes you do weigh approx 5% more than usual.


Thank god! I have been weighing myself over the last couple of days and I put on weight.... forgot I was due on.....

Im in pain! Evil or Very Mad
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Trotterz
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EvaTheDiva wrote:
Trotterz wrote:
Yes you do weigh approx 5% more than usual.


Thank god! I have been weighing myself over the last couple of days and I put on weight.... forgot I was due on.....

Im in pain! Evil or Very Mad


Best thing is when you are on the blob it is vital that you eat 1000 calories per day to compensate for the loss of energy through blood loss. So up your calorie intake and stop weighing yourself and you will be a skinny malinny before you know it.
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EvaTheDiva
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Trotterz wrote:
EvaTheDiva wrote:
Trotterz wrote:
Yes you do weigh approx 5% more than usual.


Thank god! I have been weighing myself over the last couple of days and I put on weight.... forgot I was due on.....

Im in pain! Evil or Very Mad


Best thing is when you are on the blob it is vital that you eat 1000 calories per day to compensate for the loss of energy through blood loss. So up your calorie intake and stop weighing yourself and you will be a skinny malinny before you know it.


Yes! Thanks again. I have been feeling really faint today walking around and was thinking maybe I need to eat something with more energy in it.
Ahh glad I asked. Thanks Trotterz x
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Trotterz
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
No worries, Greggs are giving away vouchers to get free doughnuts at the moment! Get your ass down there right away, and good luck with the diet.
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EvaTheDiva
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Trotterz wrote:
No worries, Greggs are giving away vouchers to get free doughnuts at the moment! Get your ass down there right away, and good luck with the diet.


*throws papers on floor and runs to Greggs*
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Pauline Hanson
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EvaTheDiva wrote:
Trotterz wrote:
No worries, Greggs are giving away vouchers to get free doughnuts at the moment! Get your ass down there right away, and good luck with the diet.


*throws papers on floor and runs to Greggs with tampon string showing*



Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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EvaTheDiva
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Haha Nuaghty Pauline

*stuffs doughnut in gob*
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Trotterz
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*chuckles evily to herself that her evil master plan of making the rest of womankind fat is starting to take shape mwhahahahahahahhah*
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EvaTheDiva
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*goes to toilet to be throw up Doughnut*
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Pauline Hanson
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EvaTheDiva wrote:
*goes to toilet to be throw up Doughnut like Lady Di used to*


Harsh
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Miss Bitch
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bananas. They are the answer to everything.
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EvaTheDiva
 
 


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Miss Bitch wrote:
Bananas. They are the answer to everything.


I just had one Laughing
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