[DJ]

Ok, after litreally minutes of intense negotiations myself and indie girl loopy as hell have decided we are travelling around Scotland in an old hippy camper van(maybe a white transit if we can get one, with obligatory peeling white paint and copy of the sun on the dashboard). We have decided that the following rules apply

1. I will wash my own socks and undies
2. I will wash her frilly undies only if she is out of them at the time
3. No random feet showing
4. No prisoner of cell block age jokes.

We would like to make people aware this is not a cult, has never been a cult and will never be a cult! Everyone is more than welcome to join this great expadition although own transit vans(have to be white) must be provided by traveller

Thank you