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Amanda#1
Joined: 09 Apr 2006
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Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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 Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:18 pm Post subject: Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
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LOL only a Brit that will come up with something like this! 
In today's local newspaper they write about a guy called Stefan Gates. He is a BBC TV presenter of the 'Cooking in the Danger Zone series'. He was here in Cape Town for the Good Food and Wine Show.
He demonstrated his 'bum sandwich' for the audience. It is a small cheese and pesto sandwich wrapped in plastic and then you sit on it for about 40 minutes till it's mushy, flat and warm.
Bloody hell, I won't eat anything that's been warmed up by someone's bum! 
The cheese and pesto sounds nice though. 
He also enjoyed a local delicacy (spelling?) called a 'smiley'.  Guess what that is?................a boiled and baked sheep's head on your plate! He said the best tasting bit on that were the eyes (without the retinas).
I don't think I can eat something that's staring back at me from the plate with a smile on its dial.
Bet you all would prefer the bum sandwich hey?  |
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6xXKesXx9
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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I'll pass....  |
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Laugh Out Loud
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:19 pm Post subject: Re: Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
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| Amanda#1 wrote: | | LOL only a Brit that will come up with something like this! |
Yeah because South Africa is so advanced. |
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ticcan
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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Location: London
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
is that code for rimming? |
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Amanda#1
Joined: 09 Apr 2006
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Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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| 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | I'll pass.... |
On what?...the bum or the smiley or both? |
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Laugh Out Loud
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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| ticcan wrote: | | Quote: | | Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
is that code for rimming? |
Oh yes... Amanda and rimming!
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6xXKesXx9
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Amanda#1 wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | I'll pass.... |
On what?...the bum or the smiley or both? |
Both! |
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Amanda#1
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Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| ticcan wrote: | | Quote: | | Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
is that code for rimming? |
What's that? |
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6xXKesXx9
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Amanda#1 wrote: | | ticcan wrote: | | Quote: | | Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
is that code for rimming? |
What's that? |
You do NOT want to know! |
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ticcan
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Amanda#1 wrote: | | ticcan wrote: | | Quote: | | Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
is that code for rimming? |
What's that? |
You do NOT want to know! |
Ignorance is not bliss  |
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Amanda#1
Joined: 09 Apr 2006
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Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| ticcan wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Amanda#1 wrote: | | ticcan wrote: | | Quote: | | Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
is that code for rimming? |
What's that? |
You do NOT want to know! |
Ignorance is not bliss |
I googled it! That's some porn shit. 
One track mind.  |
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Laugh Out Loud
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Rimming is giving pleasure with your tongue, to the anus and surrounding area of another person.
MMmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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ticcan
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Amanda#1 wrote: | | ticcan wrote: | | 6xXKesXx9 wrote: | | Amanda#1 wrote: | | ticcan wrote: | | Quote: | | Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
is that code for rimming? |
What's that? |
You do NOT want to know! |
Ignorance is not bliss |
I googled it! That's some porn shit.
One track mind. |
Its sex shit actually |
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Amanda#1
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Laugh Out Loud wrote: | Rimming is giving pleasure with your tongue, to the anus and surrounding area of another person.
MMmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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Eeewww. Well anyone who does that can just as well go munch on a 'smiley' then! |
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the beak
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
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Location: varys between heaven,earth and hell
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:54 pm Post subject: Re: Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
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| Amanda#1 wrote: | LOL only a Brit that will come up with something like this!
In today's local newspaper they write about a guy called Stefan Gates. He is a BBC TV presenter of the 'Cooking in the Danger Zone series'. He was here in Cape Town for the Good Food and Wine Show.
He demonstrated his 'bum sandwich' for the audience. It is a small cheese and pesto sandwich wrapped in plastic and then you sit on it for about 40 minutes till it's mushy, flat and warm.
Bloody hell, I won't eat anything that's been warmed up by someone's bum!
The cheese and pesto sounds nice though.
He also enjoyed a local delicacy (spelling?) called a 'smiley'. Guess what that is?................a boiled and baked sheep's head on your plate! He said the best tasting bit on that were the eyes (without the retinas).
I don't think I can eat something that's staring back at me from the plate with a smile on its dial.
Bet you all would prefer the bum sandwich hey? |
urgh hope he didnt fart while sitting on it |
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6xXKesXx9
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: Re: Anyone for a 'bum sandwich'? |
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| the beak wrote: | | Amanda#1 wrote: | LOL only a Brit that will come up with something like this!
In today's local newspaper they write about a guy called Stefan Gates. He is a BBC TV presenter of the 'Cooking in the Danger Zone series'. He was here in Cape Town for the Good Food and Wine Show.
He demonstrated his 'bum sandwich' for the audience. It is a small cheese and pesto sandwich wrapped in plastic and then you sit on it for about 40 minutes till it's mushy, flat and warm.
Bloody hell, I won't eat anything that's been warmed up by someone's bum!
The cheese and pesto sounds nice though.
He also enjoyed a local delicacy (spelling?) called a 'smiley'. Guess what that is?................a boiled and baked sheep's head on your plate! He said the best tasting bit on that were the eyes (without the retinas).
I don't think I can eat something that's staring back at me from the plate with a smile on its dial.
Bet you all would prefer the bum sandwich hey? |
urgh hope he didnt fart while sitting on it |
Thats what I was thinking by "heated" |
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