[harrison757]

Should you be as bored as I
















A man walked into a bar and ordered up ten shots of whiskey, then sat there and drank them one after another. The bartender commented, "When a man drinks like that, he must have something on his mind." The man replied, "Yep, I just found out that my oldest son was gay!" A couple days later, the man returned to the bar and ordered up twenty shots of whiskey. "What's the matter now?" asked the bartender. "I just found out that my other son is also gay!" A week later, the man again returned to the bar and ordered up thirty shots of whiskey. The bartender remarked, "Doesn't anyone in your family like girls?" The man replied, "Yes, my wife!"

[vodkababe]

x

[harrison757]

[vodkababe]

why are pirates called pirates?
















coz they arrrrr!x

[joginder singh foley]

whats the difference between a chav and a computer ? With the computer you only need to punch the instructions in once

[vodkababe]

why do chavs wear sovereign rings?








because nobody else would!x

[Karts]

what does DNA stand for?




National Dyslexic Association

[Feckler]

A bloke goes into a butchers.

'Id like a steak & kiddly pie please'

'Im sorry?'

'A steak & kiddly pie'

'Do you mean steak & kidney?'

'I said kiddly, diddle I?'