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wayne hopkins
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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Location: birmingham
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 Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: girlfiend |
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| can you tell me if i can get a girlfriend off the ads on gumtree ????? |
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Jewsiff Huxtick
Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 553
Location: Birmingham WITH A FUCKING G
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject: Re: girlfiend |
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| wayne hopkins wrote: | | can you tell me if i can get a girlfriend off the ads on gumtree ????? |
yes, sure, help yourself |
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xmental_birdx
Joined: 12 Jan 2008
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| wayne nope not a chance in hell mate!! |
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no-guano
Joined: 29 Apr 2008
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| ohh, i dunno mate, all depends on your net worth...take home pay and so on...i'm sure any of those nice ladies would be falling over themselves to indulge a friendly face with the right finance and is prepared to be 'generous'... |
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MOBIUS
Joined: 31 May 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:36 am Post subject: hey there lonely boy....... |
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Wayne..... your back. Still no joy with women, and there's me thinking that you and the 'Hanson' had skipped off into the sunset ......ha ha  |
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akt666
Joined: 26 Feb 2008
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You may be the exception that proves the rule......
And I may be Bill Gates's illegitemate son. But I'm not |
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johatesjazz
Joined: 21 Apr 2008
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Location: Earth
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Wayne not a chance in hell - you only way you can get a girlfriend off Gumtree is if you pay for her.........but I'm an optimist deep down and would love someone to proven us all wrong - let us know if you find her!! |
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Pauline Hanson the 3rd
Joined: 17 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:18 am Post subject: Re: hey there lonely boy....... |
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| MOBIUS wrote: | | Wayne..... your back. Still no joy with women, and there's me thinking that you and the 'Hanson' had skipped off into the sunset ......ha ha |
Nah he's still desperately trying to get a root. |
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vick26
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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Hi Wayne bless you,why are you desperate for a girlfriend anyways?? Just go out with your boys have a drink and a laugh and the right one will come along when you least expect it  |
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RickDangerous
Joined: 14 Jul 2008
Posts: 114
Location: Birmingham
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Wayne?
As a man who has had oh about 8,000 girlfriends perhaps I could offer you some tips?
First of all don't show yourself to be too keen. Proposing before the second date is too keen.
Secondly? Always listen to what she says. Even if its the most boring load of crap you ever heard? Just nod and ooh and ahh a lot.
Next? Compliment her. Even heifers like to be told nice things. Remember a kind word at lunch could mean the difference between spitting and swallowing later .
Buy her a gift, Be clever here. Make sure it's a gift you can use too.Like erm a season ticket for your favourite team. Bints hate football so whilst she'll appreciate the gesture she wont actually use it (Unless Man Utd play your team in which case you'd need to snap her fingers like twiglets to get the tickets back).
Tell her you're a virgin ( I know you probably are) but chicks love that stuff. Just don't tell her you're one and then pound her up the btm like a caveman for three hours (they're not as stupid as they look)
Find a common interest with her Mum. You're as good as laid if you get the mothers approval. Stroke her chihuahua and tell her you love toy dogs.( don't let her see you slam dunk it in the pedal bin for trying to hump your leg)
If you meet her Dad? Pretend to like fishing, All dads love fishing and think a guy who fishes is a real man. On no account tell him you caught a 20lb Crap on holiday. It's Carp!
I could go on all night. But this final tip is a winner every time. Shove a potato down your underpants and watch the girls flood in. If you find you still aren't having any success? Try shoving it down the front...
Don't thank Me Wayne. Anytime buddy |
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WHITE-STALLION
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
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 HEY YOU DUDES. FOR A START OF MATE IF I WAS YOU I WOULDN'T BE LOOKING FOR A GF ON INTERNET? ARE YOU CRAZY? SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU FUCKIN CRAZY? YOU DONT NO WHAT YOU WOULD END UP WITH, SHE COULD SEND A PIC TO OF SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLY THEN YOU AGREE TO MEET UP IN SOME BAR UP BROAD STREET AND SOMEONE SQUEEZES YOUR ARSE YOU TURN AROUND AND ITS RICK DANGEROUS DRESSED IN STOCKINGS AND HIGH HEELS WITH A CHAIN FROM HIS NOSE GOING DOWN TO HIS LEFT NIPPLE WITH A TATOO ON HIS CHEST SAYING S.L.U.T
SERIOUSLY MATE BAD IDEA |
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RickDangerous
Joined: 14 Jul 2008
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Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Im pleased to be the focus of your fantasies White-Onion |
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WHITE-STALLION
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
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Rick
Rick
Ricky
Daddy did love you, really he did theres no need to cover up your hurt and shame with sarcasm. be real and stay true to yourself
anywayz if your old man still isnt about take no notice |
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Pauline Hanson the 3rd
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| So in summing up wayne, yes mate, you can easily find the woman of your dreams right here, in the "broom-eye" forum, maybe even a BIFEM if you get involved. |
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blew the burka
Joined: 16 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:58 pm Post subject: Re: girlfiend |
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| wayne hopkins wrote: | | can you tell me if i can get a girlfriend off the ads on gumtree ????? |
i am willing to be girlfrend |
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wayne hopkins
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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Location: birmingham
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: Re: girlfiend |
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| blew the burka wrote: | | wayne hopkins wrote: | | can you tell me if i can get a girlfriend off the ads on gumtree ????? |
i am willing to be girlfrend |
Please send me you e-mail or phone number |
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RickDangerous
Joined: 14 Jul 2008
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Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| WHITE-STALLION wrote: | Rick
Rick
Ricky
Daddy did love you, really he did theres no need to cover up your hurt and shame with sarcasm. be real and stay true to yourself
anywayz if your old man still isnt about take no notice |
Gosh you're way to sharp for me. I think I need to quit whilst I still can.  |
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blew the burka
Joined: 16 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:40 am Post subject: Re: girlfiend |
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| wayne hopkins wrote: | | blew the burka wrote: | | wayne hopkins wrote: | | can you tell me if i can get a girlfriend off the ads on gumtree ????? |
i am willing to be girlfrend |
Please send me you e-mail or phone number |
wow ive never had a cute western man be so romantic and caring to me before
if you convert to islam you can treat me mean and do whatever you want to me, that is our culture |
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akt666
Joined: 26 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:50 am Post subject: Re: girlfiend |
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| blew the burka wrote: | | wayne hopkins wrote: | | blew the burka wrote: | | wayne hopkins wrote: | | can you tell me if i can get a girlfriend off the ads on gumtree ????? |
i am willing to be girlfrend |
Please send me you e-mail or phone number |
wow ive never had a cute western man be so romantic and caring to me before
if you convert to islam you can treat me mean and do whatever you want to me, that is our culture |
Go for it Wayne, at least she will come with her own curtains !! |
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CherryLover
Joined: 26 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Wayne- sorry for responding to your question with a q but why are you looking for a gf HERE???????????? |
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wayne hopkins
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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Location: birmingham
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| CherryLover wrote: | | Wayne- sorry for responding to your question with a q but why are you looking for a gf HERE???????????? |
because i can.t get one anywhere else. thy don,t want to known
too choosy today want everything of a guy. no love in them/respect.
tryed chatting them up at the bus stop and on the buses/trains or when Iam
out shopping said good morming/afternoon don,t want to know.
no manners.
That is way I have posted here only hope. birmingham must be the worst
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Pauline Hanson the 3rd
Joined: 17 Sep 2007
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| wayne hopkins wrote: | | CherryLover wrote: | | Wayne- sorry for responding to your question with a q but why are you looking for a gf HERE???????????? |
because i can.t get one anywhere else. thy don,t want to known
too choosy today want everything of a guy. no love in them/respect.
tryed chatting them up at the bus stop and on the buses/trains or when Iam
out shopping said good morming/afternoon don,t want to know.
no manners.
That is way I have posted here only hope. birmingham must be the worst
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Maybe you're scaring them Wayno. Perhaps stand a few inches back, away from their faces when you pounce on them. |
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RickDangerous
Joined: 14 Jul 2008
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Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Scaring Me and I'm all the way over here.. |
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CherryLover
Joined: 26 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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| wayne hopkins wrote: | | CherryLover wrote: | | Wayne- sorry for responding to your question with a q but why are you looking for a gf HERE???????????? |
because i can.t get one anywhere else. thy don,t want to known
too choosy today want everything of a guy. no love in them/respect.
tryed chatting them up at the bus stop and on the buses/trains or when Iam
out shopping said good morming/afternoon don,t want to know.
no manners.
That is way I have posted here only hope. birmingham must be the worst
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Hon- get yourself a nice photo (of yours) and look up some website like match.com, spend a good hour or so putting together a profile which reflects you (in the best way poss!) and see what response you will get. You are not going to find someone at the bus stop. You can, in theory of course, but the chances are pretty slim. That would be my advice. |
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hohoho
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| CherryLover wrote: | | Wayne- sorry for responding to your question with a q but why are you looking for a gf HERE???????????? |
The tag bleeps if he goes near the school  |
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