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  Topic: No amount of money could...
Cucking Funt

Replies: 3
Views: 360

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:57 pm   Subject: No amount of money could...
...compensate for losing a good friend.

:(
  Topic: C'mon David Essex..dig up a...
Cucking Funt

Replies: 17
Views: 537

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:23 pm   Subject: Re: C'mon David Essex..dig up a...
Dig up a 2 year old cracker for me again!!!!!!!

Could do with a side splitting laugh again, before i turn in!

Go on, ye know ye wanna! :smt045

You're just dying to..... :smt045


DO IT!! ...
  Topic: C'mon David Essex..dig up a...
Cucking Funt

Replies: 17
Views: 537

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:17 pm   Subject: Re: C'mon David Essex..dig up a...
Dig up a 2 year old cracker for me again!!!!!!!

Could do with a side splitting laugh again, before i turn in!

Go on, ye know ye wanna! :smt045

You're just dying to..... :smt045


DO IT!! ...
  Topic: I had ....
Cucking Funt

Replies: 13
Views: 434

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:39 pm   Subject: Re: I had ....
[quote="acantho"I had a chicken korma, I'll have you know ![/quote]

You are hardcore.
  Topic: eeeek
Cucking Funt

Replies: 6
Views: 371

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:01 pm   Subject: Re: eeeek
Footy on, byes cya tomorrow perhaps :smt039

Who's playing, before you go?
  Topic: show me yer cock
Cucking Funt

Replies: 28
Views: 14255

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:56 pm   Subject: show me yer cock
Honored ;) And you are now my most prized "cock".

I'm overwhelmed.

How predictable....all the cocks say that. :roll:

That's just a sweeping generalisation. All cocks are paramount i ...
  Topic: show me yer cock
Cucking Funt

Replies: 28
Views: 14255

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:46 pm   Subject: show me yer cock
Honored ;) And you are now my most prized "cock".

I'm overwhelmed.

How predictable....all the cocks say that. :roll:

That's just a sweeping generalisation. All cocks are paramount i ...
  Topic: You know what?
Cucking Funt

Replies: 38
Views: 841

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:33 pm   Subject: Re: You know what?
I'm a good person.

I don't tell myself that enough :D

Good for you!
  Topic: show me yer cock
Cucking Funt

Replies: 28
Views: 14255

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:29 pm   Subject: show me yer cock
Honored ;) And you are now my most prized "cock".

I'm overwhelmed.
  Topic: show me yer cock
Cucking Funt

Replies: 28
Views: 14255

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:26 pm   Subject: show me yer cock
My prized cock for your eyes only.....





















http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff348/pippa_031/hatch_cock.jpg

The most predictable post-of-the-week goes to you ...
  Topic: A fraction of my packing is done
Cucking Funt

Replies: 21
Views: 492

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:23 pm   Subject: Re: A fraction of my packing is done
and I'm already bored out of my mind :smt022

My room looks like a war zone... I just want to go to bed :smt022

Couldn't pay the rent?
  Topic: show me yer cock
Cucking Funt

Replies: 28
Views: 14255

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:22 pm   Subject: show me yer cock
no cocks piccies?

I'm going to bed..................

Have a good wank.
  Topic: show me yer cock
Cucking Funt

Replies: 28
Views: 14255

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:20 pm   Subject: Re: show me yer cock
go on

Why bother? just curious

Why not just offer an email address so the men can submit some pictures. The thread won't live for long if they posted them here.
  Topic: show me yer cock
Cucking Funt

Replies: 28
Views: 14255

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:16 pm   Subject: Re: show me yer cock
go on

Why bother?
  Topic: I'l pay you to marry me.
Cucking Funt

Replies: 57
Views: 1908

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:02 pm   Subject: Re: I'l pay you to marry me.
Dont bother to contact me, though, if you have a history of taking drugs and your sense of humour is nought.

Dont bother, also, if you are a heavy drinker.

(By the way, I am female)

You're fe ...
  Topic: How ugly people get laid!!!
Cucking Funt

Replies: 31
Views: 1007

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:29 pm   Subject: How ugly people get laid!!!
:) :) Ha-ha! Good answers there. No I am not ugly. I got an offer from a young lady, but she was fairly drunk, so I politely declined. Its not the kind of place I would go to try and get laid, I have ...
  Topic: How ugly people get laid!!!
Cucking Funt

Replies: 31
Views: 1007

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:27 pm   Subject: How ugly people get laid!!!
I got an offer from a young lady, but she was fairly drunk

I bet if she was sober she wouldn't bat an eyelid at you. Drink has that effect on you.
  Topic: How ugly people get laid!!!
Cucking Funt

Replies: 31
Views: 1007

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:17 pm   Subject: Re: How ugly people get laid!!!
Alway used to wonder about how ugly people got laid, but have finaly figured it out - was in Walkabout in Shepard's Bush(West London) yesterday. Never seen so many ugly, dressed-down people in one pla ...
  Topic: Where are the best places...
Cucking Funt

Replies: 12
Views: 315

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:16 pm   Subject: Where are the best places...
D, hello :smt039 tis fern

Can I see your ID. You could be anyone.
  Topic: Where are the best places...
Cucking Funt

Replies: 12
Views: 315

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:16 pm   Subject: Re: Where are the best places...
...to have sex?

In your head...

I have sex in my head no matter where I am. I am a man, after all.

Well, technically I am, anyway.

there you are then.. and you can do it how when and with ...
  Topic: Where are the best places...
Cucking Funt

Replies: 12
Views: 315

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:04 pm   Subject: Re: Where are the best places...
...to have sex?

In your head...

I have sex in my head no matter where I am. I am a man, after all.

Well, technically I am, anyway.

there you are then.. and you can do it how when and with ...
  Topic: Where are the best places...
Cucking Funt

Replies: 12
Views: 315

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:56 pm   Subject: Re: Where are the best places...
...to have sex?

In your head...

I have sex in my head no matter where I am. I am a man, after all.

Well, technically I am, anyway.
  Topic: Good heavens..
Cucking Funt

Replies: 33
Views: 626

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:54 pm   Subject: Good heavens..
Are they not made of Plaster board or something :? Not sure what its called but its a load of crap...

But i dont know how you damage the was with Veg... jeeeezo girl! :lol:

How I did it was one ...
  Topic: Good heavens..
Cucking Funt

Replies: 33
Views: 626

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:49 pm   Subject: Re: Good heavens..
what on earth are walls made of ion this country!!!

Plaster board. Guess what, you just lost your deposit.
Oh dear.

Yeah I know.. thats what I was thinking too

Why didn't you just smash the ...
  Topic: Where are the best places...
Cucking Funt

Replies: 12
Views: 315

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:45 pm   Subject: Where are the best places...
...to have sex?
 
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