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Topic: No amount of money could... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 3
Views: 360
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:57 pm Subject: No amount of money could... |
...compensate for losing a good friend.
:( |
Topic: C'mon David Essex..dig up a... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 17
Views: 537
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:23 pm Subject: Re: C'mon David Essex..dig up a... |
Dig up a 2 year old cracker for me again!!!!!!!
Could do with a side splitting laugh again, before i turn in!
Go on, ye know ye wanna! :smt045
You're just dying to..... :smt045
DO IT!! ... |
Topic: C'mon David Essex..dig up a... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 17
Views: 537
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:17 pm Subject: Re: C'mon David Essex..dig up a... |
Dig up a 2 year old cracker for me again!!!!!!!
Could do with a side splitting laugh again, before i turn in!
Go on, ye know ye wanna! :smt045
You're just dying to..... :smt045
DO IT!! ... |
Topic: I had .... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 13
Views: 434
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:39 pm Subject: Re: I had .... |
[quote="acantho"I had a chicken korma, I'll have you know ![/quote]
You are hardcore. |
Topic: eeeek |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 6
Views: 371
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:01 pm Subject: Re: eeeek |
Footy on, byes cya tomorrow perhaps :smt039
Who's playing, before you go? |
Topic: show me yer cock |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 28
Views: 14255
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:56 pm Subject: show me yer cock |
Honored ;) And you are now my most prized "cock".
I'm overwhelmed.
How predictable....all the cocks say that. :roll:
That's just a sweeping generalisation. All cocks are paramount i ... |
Topic: show me yer cock |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 28
Views: 14255
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:46 pm Subject: show me yer cock |
Honored ;) And you are now my most prized "cock".
I'm overwhelmed.
How predictable....all the cocks say that. :roll:
That's just a sweeping generalisation. All cocks are paramount i ... |
Topic: You know what? |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 38
Views: 841
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:33 pm Subject: Re: You know what? |
I'm a good person.
I don't tell myself that enough :D
Good for you! |
Topic: show me yer cock |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 28
Views: 14255
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:29 pm Subject: show me yer cock |
Honored ;) And you are now my most prized "cock".
I'm overwhelmed. |
Topic: show me yer cock |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 28
Views: 14255
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:26 pm Subject: show me yer cock |
My prized cock for your eyes only.....
http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff348/pippa_031/hatch_cock.jpg
The most predictable post-of-the-week goes to you ... |
Topic: A fraction of my packing is done |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 21
Views: 492
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:23 pm Subject: Re: A fraction of my packing is done |
and I'm already bored out of my mind :smt022
My room looks like a war zone... I just want to go to bed :smt022
Couldn't pay the rent? |
Topic: show me yer cock |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 28
Views: 14255
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:22 pm Subject: show me yer cock |
no cocks piccies?
I'm going to bed..................
Have a good wank. |
Topic: show me yer cock |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 28
Views: 14255
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:20 pm Subject: Re: show me yer cock |
go on
Why bother? just curious
Why not just offer an email address so the men can submit some pictures. The thread won't live for long if they posted them here. |
Topic: show me yer cock |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 28
Views: 14255
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:16 pm Subject: Re: show me yer cock |
go on
Why bother? |
Topic: I'l pay you to marry me. |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 57
Views: 1908
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:02 pm Subject: Re: I'l pay you to marry me. |
Dont bother to contact me, though, if you have a history of taking drugs and your sense of humour is nought.
Dont bother, also, if you are a heavy drinker.
(By the way, I am female)
You're fe ... |
Topic: How ugly people get laid!!! |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 31
Views: 1007
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:29 pm Subject: How ugly people get laid!!! |
| :) :) Ha-ha! Good answers there. No I am not ugly. I got an offer from a young lady, but she was fairly drunk, so I politely declined. Its not the kind of place I would go to try and get laid, I have ... |
Topic: How ugly people get laid!!! |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 31
Views: 1007
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:27 pm Subject: How ugly people get laid!!! |
I got an offer from a young lady, but she was fairly drunk
I bet if she was sober she wouldn't bat an eyelid at you. Drink has that effect on you. |
Topic: How ugly people get laid!!! |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 31
Views: 1007
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:17 pm Subject: Re: How ugly people get laid!!! |
| Alway used to wonder about how ugly people got laid, but have finaly figured it out - was in Walkabout in Shepard's Bush(West London) yesterday. Never seen so many ugly, dressed-down people in one pla ... |
Topic: Where are the best places... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 12
Views: 315
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:16 pm Subject: Where are the best places... |
D, hello :smt039 tis fern
Can I see your ID. You could be anyone. |
Topic: Where are the best places... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 12
Views: 315
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:16 pm Subject: Re: Where are the best places... |
...to have sex?
In your head...
I have sex in my head no matter where I am. I am a man, after all.
Well, technically I am, anyway.
there you are then.. and you can do it how when and with ... |
Topic: Where are the best places... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 12
Views: 315
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:04 pm Subject: Re: Where are the best places... |
...to have sex?
In your head...
I have sex in my head no matter where I am. I am a man, after all.
Well, technically I am, anyway.
there you are then.. and you can do it how when and with ... |
Topic: Where are the best places... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 12
Views: 315
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:56 pm Subject: Re: Where are the best places... |
...to have sex?
In your head...
I have sex in my head no matter where I am. I am a man, after all.
Well, technically I am, anyway. |
Topic: Good heavens.. |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 33
Views: 626
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:54 pm Subject: Good heavens.. |
Are they not made of Plaster board or something :? Not sure what its called but its a load of crap...
But i dont know how you damage the was with Veg... jeeeezo girl! :lol:
How I did it was one ... |
Topic: Good heavens.. |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 33
Views: 626
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:49 pm Subject: Re: Good heavens.. |
what on earth are walls made of ion this country!!!
Plaster board. Guess what, you just lost your deposit.
Oh dear.
Yeah I know.. thats what I was thinking too
Why didn't you just smash the ... |
Topic: Where are the best places... |
Cucking Funt
Replies: 12
Views: 315
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:45 pm Subject: Where are the best places... |
| ...to have sex? |
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