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Beg
Shoplift
Mug people
Walk round the shops
Visit the parks
See the sights (but don't pay to go in)
Walk round town with a friend and wind people up (both of you look up to the sky and point at ...

lol sounds great Nat....have a good week-end....

Hi Dobbie....yes it's a bit different in customer facing and retail style jobs.....certainly in business to business roles it tends to be 5 weeks + 8 stats.....

Nat you sex monster you......good to see you.....so am I still too old for you....don't you want a sugar daddy ?

Rooty you gotta get that window fixed behind you, winter is on it's way and that chipboard won't keep the draughts out pal......either that or if you're squatting, find one that has windows in.....

I have to say in my personal experience, the job centre service is very poor in general.....when I was unemployed last, they always slagged off their computer systems, and criticised their own paperwo ...

One of the other benefits here in the UK is that most employers offer 5 weeks leave/vacation time per annum, plus 8 statutory national holidays, I understand that in the USA you normally only get 2/3 ...

Hell yes I meant to say pork mince.............DUH

One great thing to do to chat up girls, I have found....is in a supermarket, pick up some lamb mince when a nice looking lass (who hopefully is shopping for herself and not her BF or husband !!!) and ...

Oh and Panhandle Perpetrator, Sausage Smuggler, Horses Handbrake Hider....

Ahhh thanks and Marmite Motorway Murderer, Anal Anarchist, Uphill Gardener, Sausage Jockey, Craphole Caver etc etc....

Anybody fancy some nookie tonight ?? or will it be with Pam and her 5 sisters ? And no guys sorry i'm not a Manhole Inspector, Rectum Ranger, Reargunner, (i'm on a roll), Poo Pirate, Brown Hatter etc ...

Hi Adela......I am a recruiter although i'm not a specialist in the social work areas, but there is generally a shortage of good social workers here in the UK, i'm not sure how the legislation might d ...

Evap isn't it the third right and THEN turn at the lights ??

As 'coining' seems to be coming back in fashion yet again, why don't we tie them up, and throw 2p / 50p / £2 (£2 coin for effect) coins at them until death, then collect all the money and donate it a ...

Yes I am completely avoiding you Nat, ignoring you totally as you spurned my advances !!!! hehe I know you're fed up Nat, NOT hard up....

I'm fine thanks hun, just busy at work.....

I am in complete shock of hearing how these 3 guys first stabbed then set alight that poor 15 year old kid and killed him, and yet they escape with sentences of around 20-25 years each.....how can a t ...

I remember buying a book for 50p and finding out it was worth £200.....any other readers had any similar experiences ??

I've decided that you never get a second chance at making a first impression, so i'll be in my faun safari suit (i've recently sewed on some elbow patches - as they are back in fashion) i've also got ...

Yeah I see plenty of these types of people round here they drive Corsa's with 'Carlos Fandango Road Wheels' and aluminium drilled pedals that cost more than the car itself (even though it's a 1.1 Dies ...

No Nat........don't tell me you met a Kurdish guy in Croydon ???

I don't join swingers clubs for the pure fact that I am so unlucky, if I went to a swingers party and they all threw their car keys into the middle of the coffee table to see who 'pairs' up, i'd be th ...

If you are a postman then £40,000 is an exceptionally good salary in London and you are probably pilfering birthday money from the postbags....if you are the Chairman of a multi national PLC on £40,00 ...

sounds fine with me Nat.........lol

hahaha