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| Author | Message |
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 Topic: Just Broken Up |
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| Nayab Replies: 18 Views: 1705 |
 Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:55 pm Subject: Just Broken Up |
The way to get over an ex is to shag your way round a few people that are better than your ex.  |
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| Topic: ok, i'll try a different approach... |
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| Nayab Replies: 18 Views: 2156 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:15 pm Subject: ok, i'll try a different approach... |
| [quote="OzBod"]World peace... and a good kebab maker.[/quote]
Get the easy stuff done first. World peace is easy. A good kebab maker can be many lifetimes away. |
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| Topic: Seeking.... |
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| Nayab Replies: 0 Views: 396 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:13 pm Subject: Seeking.... |
| ....overweight minger with low self-esteem and poor personal hygiene for intimate txt/webcam/MSN sessions. Free pies and council flat for the lucky lady. | |
| Topic: what country do the sexiest girls come from |
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| Nayab Replies: 31 Views: 7745 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:04 pm Subject: what country do the sexiest girls come from |
| [quote="porkchop"]Dubai sounds nice, i've never been. Don't women there have to cover up every part of their bodies????[/quote]
Not over there they don't, but short skirts and revealing t ... |
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| Topic: what country do the sexiest girls come from |
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| Nayab Replies: 31 Views: 7745 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:23 pm Subject: what country do the sexiest girls come from |
| The best looking ones I have seen are in Dubai. They just spend all day preening themselves. | |
| Topic: what's a good pick-up line? |
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| Nayab Replies: 32 Views: 4849 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:15 am Subject: what's a good pick-up line? |
| go read the thread on "anal sex" I just updated it. | |
| Topic: what's a good pick-up line? |
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| Nayab Replies: 32 Views: 4849 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:14 am Subject: what's a good pick-up line? |
| Ah yes. Good quality there. Shows manners, breeding, class.
All qualities sadly lacking from the ungrateful and unapproachablee lasses around here. hehehe. |
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| Topic: Anal Sex |
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| Nayab Replies: 2 Views: 1356 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:13 am Subject: Anal Sex |
| If you actually HAD crapped yourself, would you have scooped it into a glass while it was still warm? |
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| Topic: what's a good pick-up line? |
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| Nayab Replies: 32 Views: 4849 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:08 am Subject: what's a good pick-up line? |
| No mate. I am thinking more along the lines of
"Nice shoes. Fancy a fuck?" or maybe even "Fancy going halves on a bastard?" |
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| Topic: This mite sound weird....... |
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| Nayab Replies: 4 Views: 927 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:06 am Subject: This mite sound weird....... |
| if it makes you sport wood in public... you got problems. Just try to ignore it, walk away, don't look, or go scope a cute chick with a nice smole instead and fantasise about doing the kind of stuff t ... | |
| Topic: what's a good pick-up line? |
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| Nayab Replies: 32 Views: 4849 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:02 am Subject: what's a good pick-up line? |
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Nice one. Funny. The question is, would you actually want to take home the kind of girl that responds to that?[/quote] Not a chance! Don't think I'd be game enough to try it anyway![/quote] ... |
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| Topic: french people... |
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| Nayab Replies: 36 Views: 3964 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:01 am Subject: Re: french people... |
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James May from the TV programme "Top Gear" made me laugh. He referred to the French as "Treacherous, work-shy, lamb-burning peasants." Jeremy Clarkson immediately said France ... |
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| Topic: Ten Wanking questions? |
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| Nayab Replies: 356 Views: 309335 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:53 am Subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
| Age when you had your first wank?
Can't recall. Probably teens like "everybody else" Most amount of wanks in one day? less than 10, more than 6. Are you a Workplace wanker? Never. W ... |
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| Topic: comming on to your colleuges |
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| Nayab Replies: 3 Views: 1507 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:47 am Subject: comming on to your colleuges |
| Livelihoods are sacrosanct. Never shit where you eat. | |
| Topic: what's a good pick-up line? |
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| Nayab Replies: 32 Views: 4849 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:46 am Subject: what's a good pick-up line? |
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Nice one. Funny. The question is, would you actually want to take home the kind of girl that responds to that? |
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| Topic: any single african guys |
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| Nayab Replies: 37 Views: 4166 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:23 pm Subject: any single african guys |
| You have got to be kidding right? |
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| Topic: Anyone want to meet up to play music? |
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| Nayab Replies: 23 Views: 1880 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:03 pm Subject: Anyone want to meet up to play music? |
| I can play "air guitar" really well. Prefer Motley Crue, Guns n Roses but will also do the odd solo by Dave Gilmour. |
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| Topic: Anal Sex |
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| Nayab Replies: 2 Views: 1356 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:52 pm Subject: Anal Sex |
| If you are having difficulty convincing your girl that anal is good, try improvising. The following is advice from Adam Carolla of the TV/Radio show "Lovelines".
"Take a large beer g ... |
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| Topic: Single Chat rooms |
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| Nayab Replies: 8 Views: 1382 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:26 am Subject: Single Chat rooms |
| [quote="Anonymous"]chat.lycos.co.uk - but there's a high chav content.[/quote]
I really do like the chavs for the interesting and amusing twists they put on the English language. INNIT ... |
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| Topic: My hat's off to you Saffas |
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| Nayab Replies: 15 Views: 3810 |
Forum: Travel Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:29 am Subject: My hat's off to you Saffas |
Dammit man. I am going to ignore all the horror stories of crime. Time for me to visit and make my own mind up. That post was amazing.  |
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| Topic: india is spanking england |
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| Nayab Replies: 12 Views: 4374 |
Forum: Sports Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:24 am Subject: india is spanking england |
| guys guys guys. 2 decades of playing league cricket, i have learned the ethic of sport.
some days you are the dog, some days you are the lamp-post. just as long as you enjoy the game. |
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| Topic: MEN SUCK! |
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| Nayab Replies: 117 Views: 8380 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:04 am Subject: Re: MEN SUCK! |
| [quote="bubbles"]Why are men so rubbish?![/quote]
"so" rubbish? Would you prefer us to be more or less rubbish? Either way, your attitude stinks. |
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| Topic: Any sincere, real girls out in London?? |
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| Nayab Replies: 10 Views: 620 |
Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:50 pm Subject: Any sincere, real girls out in London?? |
| Well said. |
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