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  Topic: how do i get back into work????????
Sid the sexist

Replies: 7
Views: 1677

PostForum: Jobs   Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:10 pm   Subject: how do i get back into work????????
You need to cover yourself. You can pick a company that has closed down and tell them you worked there. Make up a company and make sure it is an address you can get their letter from if they write loo ...
  Topic: Guys ... what the F**k you're looking for?
Sid the sexist

Replies: 51
Views: 3369

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:07 pm   Subject: Guys ... what the F**k you're looking for?
Why do they have to be big brunettes, what about little ones?

Because she's a fat brunette. It's a trick question.
  Topic: how do i get back into work????????
Sid the sexist

Replies: 7
Views: 1677

PostForum: Jobs   Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:05 pm   Subject: how do i get back into work????????
Lie to them. I have a similar problem after I was out of work for a while. When they get 40 CVs and your one has a gap the reality is it will go straight in the bin.
  Topic: Women who take it in every hole?
Sid the sexist

Replies: 11
Views: 1532

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:22 pm   Subject: Women who take it in every hole?
I notice Nutty had no protestation about the mouth though. Is that perversion any less depraved than up the arse playtime?
  Topic: Women who take it in every hole?
Sid the sexist

Replies: 11
Views: 1532

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:15 pm   Subject: Re: Women who take it in every hole?
any woman with an ounce of self respect is not going to take it up the a*se then in the hole!

What about arse to mouth then?
  Topic: Women who take it in every hole?
Sid the sexist

Replies: 11
Views: 1532

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:11 pm   Subject: Women who take it in every hole?
Do you think such women are seriously sick or were abused as youngsters? It's bad enough that they want to please some guy by taking it up the A hole, but it's the ones who will take it up the a hole ...
  Topic: When does weightlifting start to adversly impact ones health
Sid the sexist

Replies: 24
Views: 4030

PostForum: Sports   Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:21 am   Subject: When does weightlifting start to adversly impact ones health
Most of guys like that are on steroids and are willing to take the risks. Many of them die in their late 30s from enlarged hearts etc.

There is nothing wrong with lifting weights carefully.
  Topic: can any girls make my day! if you wanna.....
Sid the sexist

Replies: 4
Views: 849

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:02 pm   Subject: can any girls make my day! if you wanna.....
The G.O.A.T is a jealous wanker.
  Topic: Extending your man's co*k?
Sid the sexist

Replies: 7
Views: 1491

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 2:49 pm   Subject: Extending your man's co*k?
Do any of you women have this problem? I was talking to someone a few weeks ago and she has problems "extending" her lover's cock. I couldn't really advise her since it's not a problem I've ...
  Topic: My boyfriend .....
Sid the sexist

Replies: 87
Views: 11205

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:16 pm   Subject: My boyfriend .....
I have a better suggestion. Just use one lollipop stick and put it down his urethra. You can even leave the lollipop at the tope of the stick. Very Happy
  Topic: Seriously muscled personal trainer?
Sid the sexist

Replies: 9
Views: 2975

PostForum: Sports   Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:09 am   Subject: Seriously muscled personal trainer?
If you are looking for diet or lifting advice in future sign up to, or use the search facility on www.muscletalk.co.uk
  Topic: how can i get a job on a yacht????
Sid the sexist

Replies: 1
Views: 1409

PostForum: Jobs   Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:49 pm   Subject: how can i get a job on a yacht????
Do a search. There was one advertised a few days ago. I think they were looking for a man and woman for some reason.
  Topic: Creatine
Sid the sexist

Replies: 17
Views: 10174

PostForum: Sports   Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:47 pm   Subject: Creatine
There are studies to show it works, but as for the long term side effects how could anyone really know? You will lose most of the weight you gain after you stop taking it because a lot of it is from w ...
  Topic: What would you do? (Horny internet slut question)
Sid the sexist

Replies: 3
Views: 850

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:59 pm   Subject: What would you do? (Horny internet slut question)
Are you sure you don't want the half length? She only asked for a bulge mind you.
  Topic: What would you do? (Horny internet slut question)
Sid the sexist

Replies: 3
Views: 850

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:43 pm   Subject: What would you do? (Horny internet slut question)
I've been talking to this girl on the net who I always suspected was a bit of a playgirl, but my suspicions were only confirmed when I spoke to her and found that she wanted to molest me down the phon ...
  Topic: The "missed connections" adverts.
Sid the sexist

Replies: 17
Views: 1402

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:34 pm   Subject: The "missed connections" adverts.
Aren't these just the worst ads on Gumtree. I mean the other section is fine where people are looking for old friends, but it's those missed connection ads that get me.

Things like: "Brunett ...
  Topic: Women who go for bad guys
Sid the sexist

Replies: 18
Views: 1753

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:25 pm   Subject: Women who go for bad guys
miss j you tell me to call but you never pick up Sad Sad not impessed im gonna give up calling

Oh, I see. She must be giving out her number to a few people then. I didn't even call. I thought there ...
  Topic: Women who go for bad guys
Sid the sexist

Replies: 18
Views: 1753

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:41 pm   Subject: Women who go for bad guys
What is it with women who choose their partners based on how rough and Jack the laddish they are and then complain when he does the dirty or hits them with a knuckle sandwich, or something worse. Isn' ...
  Topic: SEX
Sid the sexist

Replies: 131
Views: 7243

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:53 pm   Subject: SEX
What's so good about "saving yourself" when you have been sucking cock? That sounds silly to me.

"Yes, dearest. I saved my snatch for you, but sucked plenty of bell ends. Now kiss m ...
  Topic: Am I good looking? (photo)
Sid the sexist

Replies: 51
Views: 6513

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:46 pm   Subject: Am I good looking? (photo)
Oh, I just checked. It went into my junk e-mail. I'm on the case.
  Topic: SEX
Sid the sexist

Replies: 131
Views: 7243

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:43 pm   Subject: SEX
What's so good about "saving yourself" when you have been sucking cock? That sounds silly to me.

"Yes, dearest. I saved my snatch for you, but sucked plenty of bell ends. Now kiss m ...
  Topic: Am I good looking? (photo)
Sid the sexist

Replies: 51
Views: 6513

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:37 pm   Subject: Am I good looking? (photo)
Do you think I need to work on my look or should I just be proud of who I am?

http://www.allvisual.ca/web%20ready%20full/ogre%20color%20rht.jpg
  Topic: Most women are crap in bed.
Sid the sexist

Replies: 79
Views: 4440

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:01 pm   Subject: Most women are crap in bed.
Yeah, right, Trance. Thanks for what was probably the worst post in the thread. Yeah, you can really use your technique to make a blow job better when someone is biting your nob off Rolling Eyes

How ab ...
  Topic: Most women are crap in bed.
Sid the sexist

Replies: 79
Views: 4440

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:21 pm   Subject: Most women are crap in bed.
Of course I am, wouldn't get the quality I deserve if I wasn't - so fill me in here if I'm a freak then you're.... *boring/crap in bed/prude*

Hey, Miss J. There's a lot of nutters having a go at yo ...
  Topic: Most women are crap in bed.
Sid the sexist

Replies: 79
Views: 4440

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:14 pm   Subject: Re: Most women are crap in bed.
I can see you unhappiness. If I were a punter who spent my money on 60 ho's and only 5 was good, I would be upset at the female kind to. Fortunately I think its cheaper using sweet words and kind acti ...
 
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