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  Topic: where the monkeyluck has fandp gone?!
jester666

Replies: 5
Views: 118

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:16 am   Subject: where the monkeyluck has fandp gone?!
not too bad thank you angel, im not supprised...bit gloomy in ere....
  Topic: where the monkeyluck has fandp gone?!
jester666

Replies: 5
Views: 118

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:12 am   Subject: where the monkeyluck has fandp gone?!
watcha gummers, just popped in for 5 to say hello...
  Topic: big brother bollox hahaha
jester666

Replies: 5
Views: 196

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:10 pm   Subject: big brother bollox hahaha
Yeah... you can keep her over your side! Laughing

She's been kicked oot onyhoo!!! Laughing

I just flicked it over... she's not the Scottish bird I thought she was. Laughing

but i still love your as ...
  Topic: big brother bollox hahaha
jester666

Replies: 5
Views: 196

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:09 pm   Subject: big brother bollox hahaha
lol
  Topic: big brother bollox hahaha
jester666

Replies: 5
Views: 196

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:37 pm   Subject: big brother bollox hahaha
i dont watch it a lot but this was classic...

bb-Carly, you can exchange your token for a once in a lifetime gift..what would you like?

Carly-ooooooh fags fags can i have fags!!!?

bb-how many ...
  Topic: FFS !!
jester666

Replies: 21
Views: 455

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:41 pm   Subject: Re: FFS !!
There's 3 tattoo parlours within a 30mile range of my house.

shop 1. is fully booked all weekend.

shop 2. Not answering the phone.

shop 3. Number from yell.com and 118 118 says number not r ...
  Topic: so now im rollin
jester666

Replies: 23
Views: 398

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:39 pm   Subject: so now im rollin
i know, i sometimes say it to petrol station attendants Laughing

hahahah..how you doing today mate?

back from work, not a bad day tbh, and work do tmro so its gna be sweeeeeeeeeeeet (starts at 2pm ...
  Topic: Yesterday I learnt
jester666

Replies: 28
Views: 523

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:46 pm   Subject: Yesterday I learnt
yesterday i learned that you can run with sharp things...and it is both big AND clever and much fun!!
  Topic: In the interest of...
jester666

Replies: 80
Views: 994

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:44 pm   Subject: Re: In the interest of...
Gumtree crushes and my own mental health...

Who here is single?

Me Very Happy

+1
  Topic: Porn vote
jester666

Replies: 27
Views: 333

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:13 pm   Subject: Porn vote
you are not alone...well i voted milf but hey ...
  Topic: huh
jester666

Replies: 5
Views: 134

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:11 pm   Subject: Re: huh
Just realised why I'm feeling dizzy, I guess I should eat sommat eh?

yeah get something warm inside ya

silly bollock Laughing



Special K isnt' really hitting the spot Sad *tries to sw ...
  Topic: do women actually watch porn
jester666

Replies: 30
Views: 454

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:03 pm   Subject: do women actually watch porn
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/10/633749988448713760-milfs.jpg
  Topic: huh
jester666

Replies: 5
Views: 134

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:52 pm   Subject: Re: huh
Just realised why I'm feeling dizzy, I guess I should eat sommat eh?

mmm that might help some...
  Topic: do women actually watch porn
jester666

Replies: 30
Views: 454

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:51 pm   Subject: do women actually watch porn
the more women wearing stockings the better.....
  Topic: A happy thread
jester666

Replies: 33
Views: 405

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:25 pm   Subject: Re: A happy thread
Everybody on here today seems to be lonely..horny..unhappy or being attacked by flies and wasps.cheer up people!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

Says the guy with a human being burning in his avatar.

no t ...
  Topic: Today I learnt..
jester666

Replies: 34
Views: 427

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:21 pm   Subject: Today I learnt..

was it somthing i slid...sorry i mean said....? Wink
Ok, stop it now. You make me think bad things!

really you can think while im....ok no problem..i will stop if you want me to....
  Topic: Today I learnt..
jester666

Replies: 34
Views: 427

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:17 pm   Subject: Today I learnt..

*assists back on to seat with leg over shoulders...*
Shocked
Embarassed
Embarassed
Embarassed

was it somthing i slid...sorry i mean said....? Wink
  Topic: Today I learnt..
jester666

Replies: 34
Views: 427

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:15 pm   Subject: Today I learnt..
Ok, wrong choice of words/ metaphor

Feck, just get nekkid will ya?!

*nekkid* Wink
You're typing nekkid?! I hopes you're alone

yup...not long out of the shower.....you dont mind do you?
*s ...
  Topic: Horny and lonely thread...
jester666

Replies: 29
Views: 500

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:52 pm   Subject: Horny and lonely thread...
Horny: always (well almost always)
Lonely: sometimes... it passes fairly quickly though.

Solution: Friends... lots of them, all different kinds, some with benefits of a sexual nature, some wit ...
  Topic: Today I learnt..
jester666

Replies: 34
Views: 427

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:51 pm   Subject: Today I learnt..
Ok, wrong choice of words/ metaphor

Feck, just get nekkid will ya?!

*nekkid* Wink
You're typing nekkid?! I hopes you're alone

yup...not long out of the shower.....you dont mind do you?
  Topic: Horny and lonely thread...
jester666

Replies: 29
Views: 500

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:50 pm   Subject: Horny and lonely thread...
Horny: always (well almost always)
Lonely: sometimes... it passes fairly quickly though.

Solution: Friends... lots of them, all different kinds, some with benefits of a sexual nature, some wit ...
  Topic: Today I learnt..
jester666

Replies: 34
Views: 427

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:49 pm   Subject: Today I learnt..
Ok, wrong choice of words/ metaphor

Feck, just get nekkid will ya?!

*nekkid* Wink
  Topic: If you got enaged
jester666

Replies: 34
Views: 633

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:47 pm   Subject: If you got enaged
Hold on, there's plenty of dick but not for me? Party is off!

Rolling Eyes Wink
  Topic: Today I learnt..
jester666

Replies: 34
Views: 427

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:46 pm   Subject: Today I learnt..

well.........it could be i suppose.....what you wanna eat?
Ok, now I'm getting confused. I thought you were the dinner? Protein shake!

so you wanted me in the oven?! dam you strange....but ok... ...
  Topic: Today I learnt..
jester666

Replies: 34
Views: 427

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:43 pm   Subject: Today I learnt..
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH baby yeah lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

should i give you a rubdown now or later? Wink
I expect you at mine 5:30pm, nekkid, dinner in ...
 
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