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Topic: where the monkeyluck has fandp gone?! |
jester666
Replies: 5
Views: 118
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:16 am Subject: where the monkeyluck has fandp gone?! |
| not too bad thank you angel, im not supprised...bit gloomy in ere.... |
Topic: where the monkeyluck has fandp gone?! |
jester666
Replies: 5
Views: 118
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:12 am Subject: where the monkeyluck has fandp gone?! |
| watcha gummers, just popped in for 5 to say hello... |
Topic: big brother bollox hahaha |
jester666
Replies: 5
Views: 196
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:10 pm Subject: big brother bollox hahaha |
Yeah... you can keep her over your side!
She's been kicked oot onyhoo!!!
I just flicked it over... she's not the Scottish bird I thought she was.
but i still love your as ... |
Topic: big brother bollox hahaha |
jester666
Replies: 5
Views: 196
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:09 pm Subject: big brother bollox hahaha |
| lol |
Topic: big brother bollox hahaha |
jester666
Replies: 5
Views: 196
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:37 pm Subject: big brother bollox hahaha |
i dont watch it a lot but this was classic...
bb-Carly, you can exchange your token for a once in a lifetime gift..what would you like?
Carly-ooooooh fags fags can i have fags!!!?
bb-how many ... |
Topic: FFS !! |
jester666
Replies: 21
Views: 455
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:41 pm Subject: Re: FFS !! |
There's 3 tattoo parlours within a 30mile range of my house.
shop 1. is fully booked all weekend.
shop 2. Not answering the phone.
shop 3. Number from yell.com and 118 118 says number not r ... |
Topic: so now im rollin |
jester666
Replies: 23
Views: 398
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:39 pm Subject: so now im rollin |
i know, i sometimes say it to petrol station attendants
hahahah..how you doing today mate?
back from work, not a bad day tbh, and work do tmro so its gna be sweeeeeeeeeeeet (starts at 2pm ... |
Topic: Yesterday I learnt |
jester666
Replies: 28
Views: 523
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:46 pm Subject: Yesterday I learnt |
| yesterday i learned that you can run with sharp things...and it is both big AND clever and much fun!! |
Topic: In the interest of... |
jester666
Replies: 80
Views: 994
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:44 pm Subject: Re: In the interest of... |
Gumtree crushes and my own mental health...
Who here is single?
Me
+1 |
Topic: Porn vote |
jester666
Replies: 27
Views: 333
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:13 pm Subject: Porn vote |
| you are not alone...well i voted milf but hey ... |
Topic: huh |
jester666
Replies: 5
Views: 134
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:11 pm Subject: Re: huh |
Just realised why I'm feeling dizzy, I guess I should eat sommat eh?
yeah get something warm inside ya
silly bollock
Special K isnt' really hitting the spot *tries to sw ... |
Topic: do women actually watch porn |
jester666
Replies: 30
Views: 454
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:03 pm Subject: do women actually watch porn |
| http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/10/633749988448713760-milfs.jpg |
Topic: huh |
jester666
Replies: 5
Views: 134
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:52 pm Subject: Re: huh |
Just realised why I'm feeling dizzy, I guess I should eat sommat eh?
mmm that might help some... |
Topic: do women actually watch porn |
jester666
Replies: 30
Views: 454
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:51 pm Subject: do women actually watch porn |
| the more women wearing stockings the better..... |
Topic: A happy thread |
jester666
Replies: 33
Views: 405
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:25 pm Subject: Re: A happy thread |
Everybody on here today seems to be lonely..horny..unhappy or being attacked by flies and wasps.cheer up people!!
Says the guy with a human being burning in his avatar.
no t ... |
Topic: Today I learnt.. |
jester666
Replies: 34
Views: 427
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:21 pm Subject: Today I learnt.. |
was it somthing i slid...sorry i mean said....?
Ok, stop it now. You make me think bad things!
really you can think while im....ok no problem..i will stop if you want me to.... |
Topic: Today I learnt.. |
jester666
Replies: 34
Views: 427
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:17 pm Subject: Today I learnt.. |
*assists back on to seat with leg over shoulders...*
was it somthing i slid...sorry i mean said....?  |
Topic: Today I learnt.. |
jester666
Replies: 34
Views: 427
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:15 pm Subject: Today I learnt.. |
Ok, wrong choice of words/ metaphor
Feck, just get nekkid will ya?!
*nekkid*
You're typing nekkid?! I hopes you're alone
yup...not long out of the shower.....you dont mind do you?
*s ... |
Topic: Horny and lonely thread... |
jester666
Replies: 29
Views: 500
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:52 pm Subject: Horny and lonely thread... |
Horny: always (well almost always)
Lonely: sometimes... it passes fairly quickly though.
Solution: Friends... lots of them, all different kinds, some with benefits of a sexual nature, some wit ... |
Topic: Today I learnt.. |
jester666
Replies: 34
Views: 427
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:51 pm Subject: Today I learnt.. |
Ok, wrong choice of words/ metaphor
Feck, just get nekkid will ya?!
*nekkid*
You're typing nekkid?! I hopes you're alone
yup...not long out of the shower.....you dont mind do you? |
Topic: Horny and lonely thread... |
jester666
Replies: 29
Views: 500
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:50 pm Subject: Horny and lonely thread... |
Horny: always (well almost always)
Lonely: sometimes... it passes fairly quickly though.
Solution: Friends... lots of them, all different kinds, some with benefits of a sexual nature, some wit ... |
Topic: Today I learnt.. |
jester666
Replies: 34
Views: 427
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:49 pm Subject: Today I learnt.. |
Ok, wrong choice of words/ metaphor
Feck, just get nekkid will ya?!
*nekkid*  |
Topic: If you got enaged |
jester666
Replies: 34
Views: 633
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:47 pm Subject: If you got enaged |
Hold on, there's plenty of dick but not for me? Party is off!
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Topic: Today I learnt.. |
jester666
Replies: 34
Views: 427
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:46 pm Subject: Today I learnt.. |
well.........it could be i suppose.....what you wanna eat?
Ok, now I'm getting confused. I thought you were the dinner? Protein shake!
so you wanted me in the oven?! dam you strange....but ok... ... |
Topic: Today I learnt.. |
jester666
Replies: 34
Views: 427
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Forum: Gumtree Community Chat Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:43 pm Subject: Today I learnt.. |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH baby yeah lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
should i give you a rubdown now or later?
I expect you at mine 5:30pm, nekkid, dinner in ... |
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