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  Topic: Edinburgh girlies
teh h4x0r

Replies: 9
Views: 212

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:44 am   Subject: Edinburgh girlies
Bah was expecting some muck in this thread.

Bitterly dissapointed.

Confused

do the edinburgh girlies reputations go before them ?? Confused

We are all very chaste and always behave.... Cool

:sho ...
  Topic: My pen...
teh h4x0r

Replies: 7
Views: 271

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:33 am   Subject: Re: My pen...
Was in my bag Embarassed

I just found it Embarassed Embarassed

Special pen?

Probably the type that has variable vibration settings. Wink
  Topic: WHEN I
teh h4x0r

Replies: 8
Views: 121

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:32 am   Subject: Re: WHEN I
PULL THE SKIN BACK ON MY FACE I LOOK LIKE CHINESE PERSON

What happens when you pull your foreskin back?

The cheese all falls out?
  Topic: teehee
teh h4x0r

Replies: 3
Views: 85

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:27 am   Subject: teehee
Laughing

I wonder if they're related to the Kurzaal Massave Cool
  Topic: Umm
teh h4x0r

Replies: 10
Views: 377

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:14 am   Subject: Umm
Hi,

Whats all this about and where you from?

We are currently building a database of Global Nipple Colour (NCDB) in order to develop the next-generation of clamps and stylishly colour-co-ordinat ...
  Topic: Can any of you clever people
teh h4x0r

Replies: 12
Views: 269

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:08 am   Subject: Can any of you clever people
Oh and just for GR:


Hee hee, I've seen Maddox's pig-shit ignorant and out of date (and wrong, even then) rant before. Very funny, in the way any joke is funny if you don't question reality! Wink ...
  Topic: Can any of you clever people
teh h4x0r

Replies: 12
Views: 269

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:38 am   Subject: Can any of you clever people
Can you see the E: drive (or whatever letter is assigned to your CD drive) when you go to My Computer?

If so, double click on that and see if it at least opens the CD, you might see the install fil ...
  Topic: CAAAAAAAAAAM ON
teh h4x0r

Replies: 34
Views: 464

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:56 am   Subject: CAAAAAAAAAAM ON
anybody else ?!?!?!

No.
  Topic: a geeks wet dream
teh h4x0r

Replies: 6
Views: 289

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:55 am   Subject: a geeks wet dream
Ummmm...

Can someone pass a tissue...

Something just exploded in my undercrackerz... Embarassed
  Topic: Geeks
teh h4x0r

Replies: 9
Views: 273

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:25 pm   Subject: Geeks
Yeah we are...

We can "interface" with any port, (after a good pinging and Finger, obviously) and we dream in Binary.

You know binary?

You have a long, sticky-up one (1) and smal ...
  Topic: Is it to early
teh h4x0r

Replies: 11
Views: 210

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:46 am   Subject: Re: Is it to early
To kiss someone with miseltoe? If so, what is the best day before Xmas?

Works Christmas do ......

Surprised

Do you kiss your colleagues? Shocked

I was answering UglyBugly ..... not suggesting ...
  Topic: question to any guys who are insecure with women:
teh h4x0r

Replies: 67
Views: 946

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:38 am   Subject: question to any guys who are insecure with women:
Hello, ladies... Cool
  Topic: Nerds are...
teh h4x0r

Replies: 15
Views: 421

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:23 pm   Subject: Nerds are...
Nah - Nerds stay in the colder climate to avoid skin cancer!

Pah!!!!

Real nerds spend hours in darkened rooms drinking coke, eating pizza and playing online computer games. Or pretending they ac ...
  Topic: Have I mentioned....
teh h4x0r

Replies: 9
Views: 245

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:10 pm   Subject: Have I mentioned....
Silenced
  Topic: In bed with my laptop
teh h4x0r

Replies: 59
Views: 926

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:13 pm   Subject: In bed with my laptop
Angel... are you out of bed yet? You lucky woman Laughing

erm..... Embarassed

just a wee quick sausage sandwich and then I'll be up. 8-

Laughing

Every lady needs to be looked after on a saterday ...
  Topic: In bed with my laptop
teh h4x0r

Replies: 59
Views: 926

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:39 am   Subject: In bed with my laptop
You shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet you know.

Oh yes indeed... I have great fun screwing up the "9/11 was a conspwaccyyy" morons... but when what's posted can be t ...
  Topic: perzero1
teh h4x0r

Replies: 9
Views: 315

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:54 pm   Subject: perzero1
Laughing What are you on about.....

You'll have to wait for tomorrow's show.

It's 80, 80, 80.... Cool
  Topic: New pics uploaded
teh h4x0r

Replies: 21
Views: 583

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:52 pm   Subject: New pics uploaded
I wonder how much she charges?

And does she take VISA? :shock:more importantly is she tax deductable

remember the credit crunch........

You may want to delay this pleasure til such times tha ...
  Topic: things i hate today
teh h4x0r

Replies: 15
Views: 307

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:41 am   Subject: things i hate today
and thats a bad thing ?

yup , imagine being stuck with me for a week !!!


*shudders*
  Topic: so this camping trip
teh h4x0r

Replies: 1
Views: 89

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:40 am   Subject: so this camping trip
You'll love it and you know it! Razz
  Topic: snazzy boys names
teh h4x0r

Replies: 51
Views: 1447

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:39 am   Subject: snazzy boys names
I've always Jeremy.

Or Jack.

But not Ian. Definitely not Ian.
  Topic: wHy dO kIdS tHeSe dAys FeEl ThE
teh h4x0r

Replies: 28
Views: 559

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:58 pm   Subject: wHy dO kIdS tHeSe dAys FeEl ThE
Because they're immature little cuntywanks who think it's somehow clever and "leet".




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you know when adults try and speak young people speak and totally fail
...
  Topic: Silly Long Distance Crush :?
teh h4x0r

Replies: 25
Views: 682

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:09 pm   Subject: Silly Long Distance Crush :?
Tell him!!? Are you crazy?? He will think I am anyway...lol!!

Leave. Me. ALLLLOOONNNNNNE you psycho-stalker!!!!
  Topic: one of you weegies
teh h4x0r

Replies: 39
Views: 710

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:10 pm   Subject: one of you weegies
I just realised that jezza splet PWNED "pwnt"

lol

sorry I'm being a bully now

sorry

you know im your friend really

"pwnt" is leetspeak for "owned" u no ...
  Topic: one of you weegies
teh h4x0r

Replies: 39
Views: 710

PostForum: Gumtree Community Chat   Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:55 pm   Subject: one of you weegies
I just realised that jezza splet PWNED "pwnt"


lol


sorry I'm being a bully now



sorry


you know im your friend really

"pwnt" is leetspeak for "owned& ...
 
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