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Sid the sexist
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
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 Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:50 am Post subject: Ten Wanking questions? |
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Age when you had your first wank?
Most amount of wanks in one day?
Are you a Workplace wanker?
Favorite wanking technniques?
Most memorable wank?
Strangest place you've had a wank?
Wanking tips?
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Ever been caught having a wank?
Wanking ambitions for the future? |
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Sid the sexist
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
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Age when you had your first wank? About 10. As soon as they told me about it in school.
Most amount of wanks in one day? I'd say it was about 5, maybe 6. I would have been about 14 at the time and highly wankative.
Are you a Workplace wanker? No, never wanked at work.
Favorite wanking technniques? I sometimes tickle my balls while wanking and have a special technique where I pinch the tip of the foreskin between my index finger and thumb just as I cum then vigourously rub the side of the helmet with the other 3 fingers. (Really livens up the orgasm)
Most memorable wank? I can't remember where, but it was very intense. It was like I could feel the jizz coming from the balls right till it shot out. Boy, what a wank!
Strangest place you've had a wank? Primrose Hill at about 2 in the morning.
Wanking tips? Go for it. You won't go blind.
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? Having my schoolteacher sit on my face. She was a bit perverted, I think, but that fantasy always gets me going.
Ever been caught having a wank? Yes, it was terrible. I was a novice wanker and made all the ooh and Ah noises to see if that would make it any better. Unfortunately my mum heard and came to investigate.....
Wanking ambitions for the future? I want wanking to become an olympic sport and then hopefully I will wank for Britain. Everyone will give me the recognition I deserve and will want to shake my hand. |
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scouselurve
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
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Location: Hood of strabane(NI)
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1: 13
2: 10 (sid ur a lightwieght)
3: have done
4: thumb and 2 fingers
5: The 1st was the best!!!!!!!
6: back of a bus to chester!!
7: prctise makes perfect
8: my work mates who i cant get a grip of!!!
9: yes caught twice, 1nce by me ma 2nd time woke me g/f up
10: do it alot more!!!!!!!!!! |
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Nayab
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 39
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:53 am Post subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
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Age when you had your first wank?
Can't recall. Probably teens like "everybody else"
Most amount of wanks in one day?
less than 10, more than 6.
Are you a Workplace wanker?
Never. Workplace is sacrosanct.
Favorite wanking technniques?
hands???
Most memorable wank?
I have forgotten
Strangest place you've had a wank?
Forgotten
Wanking tips?
Use hands
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?
Vintage Bintage (Hot chicks of 35 and over like Angelina Jolie)
Ever been caught having a wank?
Not by you.
Wanking ambitions for the future?
I smoke a pack of Marlboro a day and hope to die before my prostate does. |
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heehee
Joined: 12 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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BUMP
Can some more people answer these questions please
It really is too too funny |
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PNAP
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:25 am Post subject: |
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| heehee wrote: | BUMP
Can some more people answer these questions please
It really is too too funny |
Hello, wanna fill us in on your mastubation antics when alone? |
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heehee
Joined: 12 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:27 am Post subject: |
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| PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | BUMP
Can some more people answer these questions please
It really is too too funny |
Hello, wanna fill us in on your mastubation antics when alone? |
I think of you |
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coppa
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:28 am Post subject: |
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| Morning hee hee |
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heehee
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:31 am Post subject: |
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Good Morning
What's the word on the street? |
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PNAP
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: |
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Your grasp of the english language always leaves me in awe.
So come on provide me with a more vivid description when thinking about me. |
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coppa
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: |
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The west side is takin a beatin...
The east is bringing up the rear...
aaaight..
Otherwise not much.
You? |
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heehee
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| PNAP wrote: | Your grasp of the english language always leaves me in awe.
So come on provide me with a more vivid description when thinking about me. |
You won't like it |
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coppa
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:36 am Post subject: |
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| Ha Ha |
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PNAP
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:37 am Post subject: |
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| heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | Your grasp of the english language always leaves me in awe.
So come on provide me with a more vivid description when thinking about me. |
You won't like it |
You right I wont, I will love it. |
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PNAP
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:37 am Post subject: |
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Go keep heksie company or something. |
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coppa
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
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| Sorry master |
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heehee
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
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| PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | Your grasp of the english language always leaves me in awe.
So come on provide me with a more vivid description when thinking about me. |
You won't like it |
You right I wont, I will love it. |
Its a threesome...but I'm the only woman and the least active |
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coppa
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:41 am Post subject: |
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| Master has much stamina |
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PNAP
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:42 am Post subject: |
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| heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | Your grasp of the english language always leaves me in awe.
So come on provide me with a more vivid description when thinking about me. |
You won't like it |
You right I wont, I will love it. |
Its a threesome...but I'm the only woman and the least active |
And what am I doing to you, no need to fill me in on the imposter I would prefer it he was watching. |
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MrPaddyMickO
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
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Location: London
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:42 am Post subject: Re: Ten Wanking questions? |
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Age when you had your first wank? prob about 10
Most amount of wanks in one day? 15...remember that day well
Are you a Workplace wanker? errr noooooo 
Favorite wanking technniques?Well just as you get the urge to spirt you hold the bottom of the shaft till that feeling subsides then you go hell for leather.. repeat 5 or 6 times.... woooo whoooooooo you little dancer.... 
Most memorable wank?That hot little mexican... jeezzzzusssss...
ah fuck it... excuse me.. its off to the office jacks.... 
Strangest place you've had a wank? errr work..!
Wanking tips? If you get bored with you palm and 5 sisters... try one of theses tips....
1: Putting your hand in the freezer for a while when it goes numb...its like someone elses
2: Sit on your hand until it goes numb....
if you want to go the extra mile... you can paint you finger nails for that aesthetic authenticity
Favourite wanking material / Fantasy? My friends mom... she is defo the best MILF ever...!
Ever been caught having a wank? suprisingly no..!
Wanking ambitions for the future? My wanking asperations for the future would to be one day just as good with my left as I am with my right...ya know... wankidextrous |
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heehee
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | Your grasp of the english language always leaves me in awe.
So come on provide me with a more vivid description when thinking about me. |
You won't like it |
You right I wont, I will love it. |
Its a threesome...but I'm the only woman and the least active |
And what am I doing to you, no need to fill me in on the imposter I would prefer it he was watching. |
You're makin me jealous cos you're enjoying him so much |
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PNAP
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:47 am Post subject: |
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| heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | Your grasp of the english language always leaves me in awe.
So come on provide me with a more vivid description when thinking about me. |
You won't like it |
You right I wont, I will love it. |
Its a threesome...but I'm the only woman and the least active |
And what am I doing to you, no need to fill me in on the imposter I would prefer it he was watching. |
You're makin me jealous cos you're enjoying him so much |
Not funny, lets kick him out of the equation.....
Are you tied to the bed? |
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coppa
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:47 am Post subject: |
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Who is the him?
Who is the imposter? |
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PNAP
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:51 am Post subject: |
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| coppa wrote: | Who is the him?
Who is the imposter? |
If you want to watch us, then you can take the imposter's place. Oh by the way this is all happening in heehee's head. |
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heehee
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:52 am Post subject: |
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| PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | | heehee wrote: | | PNAP wrote: | Your grasp of the english language always leaves me in awe.
So come on provide me with a more vivid description when thinking about me. |
You won't like it |
You right I wont, I will love it. |
Its a threesome...but I'm the only woman and the least active |
And what am I doing to you, no need to fill me in on the imposter I would prefer it he was watching. |
You're makin me jealous cos you're enjoying him so much |
Not funny, lets kick him out of the equation.....
Are you tied to the bed? |
yeah - aching for it |
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